Falling should be planned…

Falling should be planned…

posted on 6 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Reckless tumbling can be hazardous!

Photo courtesy of Ronnie Sellar.
Found in Changzhou, China.  

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algernon
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algernon

Fall down with safety

DrLex
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DrLex

Welcome to our slow-motion stairwell. Insert ¥1 coin for 10 seconds of bullet-time effects.

algernon
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algernon

Thanks I’ll take the lift

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

pays attention to the stars, carefully to stumble.

timmy
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timmy

It pays attention to the stair, or it gets the hose again.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Falling with style.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

…and that’s how I got locked out of my Tumblr account.

Chuck
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Chuck

My wife called me at work, lamenting, “I was out shopping, and I fell !!”

I asked, “Where did you fall ?”

“I fell in an elegant fashion!!”

I said, “I’m sure you did, but where were you?”

“At the Don Mills Centre, at An Elegant Fashion !!”

GwydionM
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If at Jerico, safely tumble down the walls

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

The new Fall Styles are in early this year.

Chris
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Chris

Have a nice trip.

Sparky
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Sparky

See you next fall.

trixie
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trixie

Unplanned falling can cause a population explosion.

Marum
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Marum

My wife rang me at work too.
She said: “I have fallen.”
I said: “Congratulations!”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The carefully tumbling stair is the one just below the squeaky stair. Pays attention so you don’t confuse the two.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Mommy, I stumbled carefully but everyone is stairing at me!

Biff the Understudy
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“I’ve tumbled, and I can’t get up!”

Biff the Understudy
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No bleach.

szk
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szk

Take child
Fall carefully down the stairs

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

The circus clown and acrobat departments are on the second floor.

Peter
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Peter

otherwise carefully die

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

This is my favorite tripping spot to take the in-laws when they come to town. But you have to be very careful to hit the right spot, or they’ll miss the fall entirely.

D.R.
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D.R.

It’s a poem!

EffEff
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EffEff

I prefer the old Daleks. You can just push them down the stairs and they blow up, or at least land on their sides and whine for hours about being immobilized. The new Daleks? They just fly back up the stairs, and blast you dead – and a few million of your neighbours.

Engrish East India Company
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Engrish East India Company

Carefur not to trip on the up-path.

Thelp
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Thelp

I warned you about stairs bro

I told you dog

Zammy
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Zammy

Got to tumble in style.

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