Reckless tumbling can be hazardous!
Photo courtesy of Ronnie Sellar.
Found in Changzhou, China.
Fall down with safety
Welcome to our slow-motion stairwell. Insert ¥1 coin for 10 seconds of bullet-time effects.
Thanks I’ll take the lift
pays attention to the stars, carefully to stumble.
It pays attention to the stair, or it gets the hose again.
Falling with style.
…and that’s how I got locked out of my Tumblr account.
My wife called me at work, lamenting, “I was out shopping, and I fell !!”
I asked, “Where did you fall ?”
“I fell in an elegant fashion!!”
I said, “I’m sure you did, but where were you?”
“At the Don Mills Centre, at An Elegant Fashion !!”
If at Jerico, safely tumble down the walls
The new Fall Styles are in early this year.
Have a nice trip.
See you next fall.
Unplanned falling can cause a population explosion.
My wife rang me at work too.
She said: “I have fallen.”
I said: “Congratulations!”
The carefully tumbling stair is the one just below the squeaky stair. Pays attention so you don’t confuse the two.
Mommy, I stumbled carefully but everyone is stairing at me!
“I’ve tumbled, and I can’t get up!”
Fall carefully down the stairs
The circus clown and acrobat departments are on the second floor.
otherwise carefully die
This is my favorite tripping spot to take the in-laws when they come to town. But you have to be very careful to hit the right spot, or they’ll miss the fall entirely.
It’s a poem!
I prefer the old Daleks. You can just push them down the stairs and they blow up, or at least land on their sides and whine for hours about being immobilized. The new Daleks? They just fly back up the stairs, and blast you dead – and a few million of your neighbours.
Carefur not to trip on the up-path.
I warned you about stairs bro
I told you dog
Got to tumble in style.