Falling should be planned…

Falling should be planned…

posted on 6 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Reckless tumbling can be hazardous!

Photo courtesy of Ronnie Sellar.
Found in Changzhou, China.  

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Fall down with safety

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Welcome to our slow-motion stairwell. Insert ¥1 coin for 10 seconds of bullet-time effects.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Thanks I’ll take the lift

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

pays attention to the stars, carefully to stumble.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

It pays attention to the stair, or it gets the hose again.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Falling with style.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

…and that’s how I got locked out of my Tumblr account.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

My wife called me at work, lamenting, “I was out shopping, and I fell !!”

I asked, “Where did you fall ?”

“I fell in an elegant fashion!!”

I said, “I’m sure you did, but where were you?”

“At the Don Mills Centre, at An Elegant Fashion !!”

GwydionM
6 years ago

If at Jerico, safely tumble down the walls

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

The new Fall Styles are in early this year.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

Have a nice trip.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

See you next fall.

trixie
trixie
6 years ago

Unplanned falling can cause a population explosion.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

My wife rang me at work too.
She said: “I have fallen.”
I said: “Congratulations!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The carefully tumbling stair is the one just below the squeaky stair. Pays attention so you don’t confuse the two.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Mommy, I stumbled carefully but everyone is stairing at me!

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

“I’ve tumbled, and I can’t get up!”

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

No bleach.

szk
szk
6 years ago

Take child
Fall carefully down the stairs

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

The circus clown and acrobat departments are on the second floor.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

otherwise carefully die

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

This is my favorite tripping spot to take the in-laws when they come to town. But you have to be very careful to hit the right spot, or they’ll miss the fall entirely.

D.R.
D.R.
6 years ago

It’s a poem!

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

I prefer the old Daleks. You can just push them down the stairs and they blow up, or at least land on their sides and whine for hours about being immobilized. The new Daleks? They just fly back up the stairs, and blast you dead – and a few million of your neighbours.

Engrish East India Company
Engrish East India Company
6 years ago

Carefur not to trip on the up-path.

Thelp
Thelp
6 years ago

I warned you about stairs bro

I told you dog

Zammy
Zammy
6 years ago

Got to tumble in style.

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