I thought it was only a domestic hotel…

I thought it was only a domestic hotel…

posted on 23 Aug 2014 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Christopher Cochran.
A hotel in Chengdu, China.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

For low lifes and other unsavoury characters

GwydionM
6 years ago

All guests will be required to take the Ice Bucket test.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

You see we’re not really a hotel

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Sincerely ours,

Rong Wong

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Rong Translation

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Sorry, you rong?
No one was at reception.
No we are professional… don’t get the rong idea about us.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

OK. I’ll go inside, and see Robby about this.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I’m so sorry esteemed hotel sir.. I already have preconceived ideas about you.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

Sorry sir, as I told you, we are not a hotel. Would you care to check out our new local girls? or perhaps something makes you flying to upstairs?

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Em orait poro. Wnpela Ladyboy istap.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Em orait poro. Wanpela Ladyboy istap.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

This Expat has been at Lihir Island for about a year before he gets some time off.
He flies to China for some R & R, and within a few minutes of arriving at his Hotel, this slim beautiful little Asian lady arrives at the door.
He looks at her and says: “Hell lady you will never do. I could carry you upstairs on it!”
She replies: ‘Ah maybe you able. But maybe you not able carry me down again?’

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

It’s a great hotel. You never want to leave the Rong Impression.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Notell Hotel.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

♫ I met hotel on a Monday and my heart stood still
Da doo rong-rong-rong, Da doo rong-rong
But things really changed when I saw the Bill
Da doo rong-rong-rong, Da doo rong-rong ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Fawlty towels are our specialty

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The counterpart to Hotel California in China.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Where roomservice is done with a tennis racket.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Uhh! That’s how I serve the meatballs.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong
chinesee terraphone.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The fact that the front doors resemble a huge vagina is mere coincidence.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This hotel has 20 floors. No rooms, just floors.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Sum Ting Rong Hear!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Chengdu has many other famous hotels like the Golden Lemon, For Star, Lasony Serviced Apartments, Chengdu Lazybones Backpackers Boutique Hostel, Free Guys Youth hostel Universal House Grand Romance Hotel Four Hungned Club Hostel or even Caesarean Hotel and the 7 Day Inn

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Two Rongs Don’t make a write.

ccY
ccY
6 years ago

How long is the impression anyway?

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

From the moment you see our sign, you know we live up to our name!

Wahoo
Wahoo
6 years ago

Sorry, rong impression!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

“Rong Dong” was the original name.

TS
TS
6 years ago

Shouldn’t that be “Wong Implession”?

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

…BUT THEY TOLD ME I CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME I LIKE…

Greg
Greg
6 years ago

Giving the rong impression to the whole world!

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