I thought it was only a domestic hotel…

I thought it was only a domestic hotel…

posted on 23 Aug 2014 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Christopher Cochran.
A hotel in Chengdu, China.

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algernon
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algernon

For low lifes and other unsavoury characters

GwydionM
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All guests will be required to take the Ice Bucket test.

algernon
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algernon

You see we’re not really a hotel

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Sincerely ours,

Rong Wong

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Rong Translation

iLock
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iLock

Sorry, you rong?
No one was at reception.
No we are professional… don’t get the rong idea about us.

Marum
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Marum

OK. I’ll go inside, and see Robby about this.

Marum
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Marum

I’m so sorry esteemed hotel sir.. I already have preconceived ideas about you.

Tong
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Tong

Sorry sir, as I told you, we are not a hotel. Would you care to check out our new local girls? or perhaps something makes you flying to upstairs?

Gooma
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Gooma

Em orait poro. Wnpela Ladyboy istap.

Gooma
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Gooma

Em orait poro. Wanpela Ladyboy istap.

Gooma
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Gooma

This Expat has been at Lihir Island for about a year before he gets some time off.
He flies to China for some R & R, and within a few minutes of arriving at his Hotel, this slim beautiful little Asian lady arrives at the door.
He looks at her and says: “Hell lady you will never do. I could carry you upstairs on it!”
She replies: ‘Ah maybe you able. But maybe you not able carry me down again?’

Ben
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Ben

It’s a great hotel. You never want to leave the Rong Impression.

Sparky
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Sparky

Notell Hotel.

iLock
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iLock

♫ I met hotel on a Monday and my heart stood still
Da doo rong-rong-rong, Da doo rong-rong
But things really changed when I saw the Bill
Da doo rong-rong-rong, Da doo rong-rong ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Fawlty towels are our specialty

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The counterpart to Hotel California in China.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Where roomservice is done with a tennis racket.

Marum
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Marum

Uhh! That’s how I serve the meatballs.

Marum
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Marum

rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong rongrong
chinesee terraphone.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The fact that the front doors resemble a huge vagina is mere coincidence.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This hotel has 20 floors. No rooms, just floors.

tadchem
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tadchem

Sum Ting Rong Hear!

algernon
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algernon

Chengdu has many other famous hotels like the Golden Lemon, For Star, Lasony Serviced Apartments, Chengdu Lazybones Backpackers Boutique Hostel, Free Guys Youth hostel Universal House Grand Romance Hotel Four Hungned Club Hostel or even Caesarean Hotel and the 7 Day Inn

Sparky
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Sparky

Two Rongs Don’t make a write.

ccY
Guest
ccY

How long is the impression anyway?

pasdrole
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pasdrole

From the moment you see our sign, you know we live up to our name!

Wahoo
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Wahoo

Sorry, rong impression!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

“Rong Dong” was the original name.

TS
Guest
TS

Shouldn’t that be “Wong Implession”?

zerima
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zerima

…BUT THEY TOLD ME I CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME I LIKE…

Greg
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Greg

Giving the rong impression to the whole world!

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