My hair has kinda lacked emotion lately…

My hair has kinda lacked emotion lately…

posted on 20 Aug 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

Return customer, we’ll

Photo courtesy of Mike N.
Found in Gongju, Korea. 

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algernon
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algernon

At last hair that talks

algernon
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algernon

We’ll well beautiful and satisfied

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Talent hair ahead

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Customer satisfaction, customer satisfaction, customer satisfaction, customer satisfaction, customer satisfaction, hair and customer satisfaction, customer satisfaction, hair, customer satisfaction, with some spam on top of it we’ll

DrLex
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DrLex

I went there once. Had to shave off all my hair because it kept on shouting at random bystanders. Would not recommend.

Sparky
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Sparky

Talent hair has Tourette syndrome.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Talent Hair is a major sponsor in North Korea’s Got Talent!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

My hair’s agent gets ten percent off the top. And a little off the sides.

timmy
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timmy

I lost on Ameica’s got talent, now I just cut hair.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Shout! Shout! Rinse it all out!
These are the hairs I can do without!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Don’t wig out on me!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

More like beyond customer comprehension.

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

Creation of value is overrated…

GwydionM
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My hair prefers to talk in whispers.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I love my beautiful moment, she’ll

iLock
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iLock

We’ll give you a good haircut in other words.

Marum
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Marum

We are so far beyond giving any degree of customer satisfaction, it is not even funny.

Marum
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Marum

Customer: How much for a haircut.
Barber Wie gross ist deine Herr?

Gooma
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Gooma

@Marum. is your nick from the Mwanus language?

Marum (Pn/Maroom) = Gutpela (tokpisin)

Customer. How much fir a crewcut?

Barber. Depends on how large your crew is.

Marum
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Marum

Heck! EDIT

Customer. How much to get a crewcut?

Barber. Depends on how large your crew is.

Marum
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Marum

@Gooma. Old joke mate. That was the correct virgin.

BTW: Yu kisim bikpela save wantok.

Momokani taubada.

Purr purr. (manus puskat)

Marum
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Marum

Barber = Sampela man, I wok long katim gras bilong het. 😆

Gooma
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Gooma

Aiyo wantok.

Barber. Sampela man, I wok long katim gras long kan, bilong meri?

Maum = Pus pusim ol?

Sparky
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Sparky

Change your hairdresser if the chairs have stirrups.

Biff the Understudy
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Marum always makes my day when Tok Pisin comes up!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They will deny vehemently that Donald Trump has ever been a customer of theirs.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

No, dear, we didn’t leave your hair wet, it’s the emotion showing.

kioku
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kioku

Forget the pursuit of value, to Talent Hair all that matters is beauty and being on the cutting edge of trends.

Marum
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Marum

@ BTU. Of all the languages with which I am familiar, I like Tokpisin best.

Did you get the Hiri Motu as well.

Momokani taubada = (lit.) Certainly bigman = correct sir.

SF
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SF

All’s well that ends we’ll

RT
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RT

my hair goes to “eleven”

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

No folks, that’s cousin Itt.

Biff the Understudy
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@Marum: Hiri Motu? No. My areas of concentration were phonology, computational (finite-state) morphophonology, Japanese, and Sanskrit. I just always thought Tok Pisin was über-cool =)

Marum
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Marum

@BtU. If you are interested in the “ethnology” of languages, as I am, Tokpisin is fascinating. It is a mixture of Tolai, Malay, German, & English.
Plus the original Pidgin English – The lingua franca, or trading language of SE Asia. It is now (in the South Pacific) a Creole.

Malay: Papua = fuzzy hair. Circa 1642 Jorge de Menezes. Ilhas de Papuanas. Islands of the fuzzy-haired people.

Marum
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Marum

Morhhonology? My whole knowledge is limited to morphemes ie. The wife wives – knife knives where the ending alters the morpheme preceding it.
Which gives one an insight as to how we perceive the written language. Otherwise, one would have to reread the sentence, to alter ones pronunciation.
I think Espanol is very civilized in one regard. The ¿ before a question. How many times when reading, do you think – Oh. That was a question – and have to re-read the sentence, to get in the correct context.

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