Notice to passengers

Notice to passengers

posted on 9 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Alec Wreford.
Rules for riding a rollercoaster at theme park in Chongqing, China.

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J-Luke
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J-Luke

If she’s pregnant, then you should have come earlier; now someone else participated before you.

not a giant
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not a giant

For thin giants only

Stan
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Stan

Dammit, but i really want to participate in pregnant women.

algernon
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algernon

I’ll be care not to line

algernon
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algernon

Maybe frolicking led to pregnancy

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Facture did not heal those who wait but pregnancy can do that.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I got a bad feeling about this roller-coaster.

Chris
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Chris

“After 800 years, look this good, you will not.”

pasdrole
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pasdrole

A plurality of people will play with your thing.
It is not responsible for…

Sparky
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Sparky

I understand everything except rule 1.85.

szk
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szk

What is not responsible for what?

Marum
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Marum

Did you know frolicking can cause pregnancy?

I read a story, where a girl and her boyfriend were frolicking in the woods. Nine months late,r she had a baby.

Marum
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Marum

I think this sign advocates “free love”.

Marum
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Marum

Or at least: Screwing in groups whilst speed-skating.

Marum
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Marum

@Sparky. Rule 1.85 is not a rule – it is an order.

szk
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szk

Oh so it is one of those “plurality” parties I have heard of.
I get the part about pregnant women, people with epilepsy, mental illness and diseases not participating but drunk?
Aren’t people usually drunk at these kind of things?

And 15 years old seems awfully young!

“no frolicking” Doesn’t that contradict “a plurality of people to play”?

Gooma
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Gooma

@szk.
When roses are red they’re ready to pluck,
When girls are sixteen they’re ready too

Hazina
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Hazina

If you participate in THOSE parties. You are likely to be making the payments on your specialist’s Porsche, for many years to come.

Marum
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Marum

Ah! That explains the 15 years.
Cut n paste: In the People’s Republic of China the national legal age of consent for sexual activity is 14 years, regardless of gender.

Mark
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Mark

Wise man say; ”Fracture did not heal those who wait”

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

“Line” sounds so negative. We prefer to think of it as a plurality of people to play with.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I tried to line up in a line that’s not a line and I fractured my zen.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Obey the command staff or they’ll kick you in the frolicks and you’ll never be able to participate in pregnant women.

szk
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szk

@Gooma
Just because something is technically ready doesn’t mean
that it is TRUELY ready.

I disagree with your comment

Kerry
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Kerry

When is a line not a line?

GwydionM
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She’s got a ticket to ride
But she lacks weight

GwydionM
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I confess! I am a tourist due to my own negligence!

Marum
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Marum

@szk. You have not been around much mate. I have seen 12-13YOs taking on half the surf-club, or footy team. Not my way of getting my jollies, but it happens.

Marum
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Marum

BTW The age of consent is 13 years in Nippon..

Just because we western countries decide on one set of rules does not mean we are correct. In traditional societies the girls were/are often nursing babies at 14 years.
Do not be so anglo-centric.

Chuck
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Chuck

Rule #4 is obviously meant to discourage the Dutch, who routinely carry off the goods in speed-skating !

szk
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szk

@Marum
My opinion is not based on the age of consent.
I don’t care much about that whether it is high or low
since it is fairly arbitrary. Most teens don’t care much
about it either. My opinion is based on my own perceptions

What is important is understanding the implications of
your actions. Something even some 18 year olds don’t get

Since the human lifespan is nearly double what it was
hundreds of years ago, it seems people take longer to mature too

JMO. That said this is seriously off topic

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Man, please don’t participate in mental disease you guys, at least not of that kind.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: Insert your favorite translation into the empty line below the second #1.

Park Mister
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Park Mister

At least I am getting spelling right is affirmative

Annie
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Awww…but that’s how I “steal” valuables & goods…by speedskating! No fun!

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