Now slather it good with a basecoat…

Now slather it good with a basecoat…

posted on 7 Aug 2014 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of F. Clark.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Teeth OK too

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Maybe harmful if swallowed

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Our bread is allergic to skin.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Frogs not allowed

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Lick our buns….

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Challenge accepted!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

We are fine with you using your feet. We get bored here and think
that would be funny to see you carry bread between your toes.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

We don’t know where your hands have been!
But we assume your mouth is just fine for some reason.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Same with the cashier!

GwydionM
6 years ago

If tongue not able, please use one of the lizards provided.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

It must be French bread.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

But! You never know where it’s been.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

There will be weeping and wailing, and gnashing of teeth.

YES! This bakery is HELL!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Rickety Split.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Use tongue , then pumpernickel.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

I keep a pair of tongues by the fireplace.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Is that a baguette in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Nice bakery ya got here. It’d be a pita if something was to happen to it.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

A father was tired of his son always reaching for food on the dinner table instead of asking for someone to pass it to him, so the father said, “Don’t you have a tongue? You should put it to good use.”
“But daddy,” the little boy said, “My arm is a lot longer!”

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

I always touch things with my tongue!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

My favourite licker store.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Must be french bread.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They only pay lip service to hygiene regulations.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: May cause eating

White Rabbit
White Rabbit
6 years ago

Miley Cyrus’s favorite bakery.

White Rabbit
White Rabbit
6 years ago

I can lick any man in the joint.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Can you lick any Puppeteer in the joint?

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

The tongues have been replaced by the Yakuza.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@White Rabbit. But, can you lick pilots between the hangers?

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Of course. WHAT else, eh?

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Bobbing for pastries.

Chris R
Chris R
5 years ago

Hey! Miley Cyrus would feel right at home in this store!

RocketCat
RocketCat
5 years ago

May contain nuts are allergen. Possible body harm will exploit the vomit from your face and need doctor medicine by general hospital. Gluten free.

Qwertyperson
Qwertyperson
5 years ago

That moment when you realize that the Japanese are actually frogs.

huangxin
huangxin
5 years ago

the adbertise was well.

SubTh3ory
SubTh3ory
5 years ago

Wash tongue before handling.

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