Now slather it good with a basecoat…

Now slather it good with a basecoat…

posted on 7 Aug 2014 in Instructions

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algernon
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algernon

Teeth OK too

algernon
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algernon

Maybe harmful if swallowed

iLock
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iLock

Our bread is allergic to skin.

DrLex
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DrLex

Frogs not allowed

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Lick our buns….

DrLex
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DrLex

Challenge accepted!

iLock
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iLock

We are fine with you using your feet. We get bored here and think
that would be funny to see you carry bread between your toes.

iLock
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iLock

We don’t know where your hands have been!
But we assume your mouth is just fine for some reason.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Same with the cashier!

GwydionM
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If tongue not able, please use one of the lizards provided.

Ben
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Ben

It must be French bread.

Marum
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Marum

But! You never know where it’s been.

Marum
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Marum

There will be weeping and wailing, and gnashing of teeth.

YES! This bakery is HELL!

Sparky
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Sparky

Rickety Split.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Use tongue , then pumpernickel.

Classic Steve
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I keep a pair of tongues by the fireplace.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Is that a baguette in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Nice bakery ya got here. It’d be a pita if something was to happen to it.

Lora
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Lora

A father was tired of his son always reaching for food on the dinner table instead of asking for someone to pass it to him, so the father said, “Don’t you have a tongue? You should put it to good use.”
“But daddy,” the little boy said, “My arm is a lot longer!”

pasdrole
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pasdrole

I always touch things with my tongue!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

My favourite licker store.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Must be french bread.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They only pay lip service to hygiene regulations.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: May cause eating

White Rabbit
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White Rabbit

Miley Cyrus’s favorite bakery.

White Rabbit
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White Rabbit

I can lick any man in the joint.

EffEff
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EffEff

Can you lick any Puppeteer in the joint?

tadchem
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tadchem

The tongues have been replaced by the Yakuza.

Marum
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Marum

@White Rabbit. But, can you lick pilots between the hangers?

Peter
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Peter

Of course. WHAT else, eh?

JimS
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JimS

Bobbing for pastries.

Chris R
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Chris R

Hey! Miley Cyrus would feel right at home in this store!

RocketCat
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RocketCat

May contain nuts are allergen. Possible body harm will exploit the vomit from your face and need doctor medicine by general hospital. Gluten free.

Qwertyperson
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Qwertyperson

That moment when you realize that the Japanese are actually frogs.

huangxin
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huangxin

the adbertise was well.

SubTh3ory
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SubTh3ory

Wash tongue before handling.

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