Photo courtesy of F. Clark.
Teeth OK too
Maybe harmful if swallowed
Our bread is allergic to skin.
Frogs not allowed
Lick our buns….
We are fine with you using your feet. We get bored here and think
that would be funny to see you carry bread between your toes.
We don’t know where your hands have been!
But we assume your mouth is just fine for some reason.
Same with the cashier!
If tongue not able, please use one of the lizards provided.
It must be French bread.
But! You never know where it’s been.
There will be weeping and wailing, and gnashing of teeth.
YES! This bakery is HELL!
Use tongue , then pumpernickel.
I keep a pair of tongues by the fireplace.
Is that a baguette in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nice bakery ya got here. It’d be a pita if something was to happen to it.
A father was tired of his son always reaching for food on the dinner table instead of asking for someone to pass it to him, so the father said, “Don’t you have a tongue? You should put it to good use.”
“But daddy,” the little boy said, “My arm is a lot longer!”
I always touch things with my tongue!
My favourite licker store.
Must be french bread.
They only pay lip service to hygiene regulations.
WARNING: May cause eating
Miley Cyrus’s favorite bakery.
I can lick any man in the joint.
Can you lick any Puppeteer in the joint?
The tongues have been replaced by the Yakuza.
@White Rabbit. But, can you lick pilots between the hangers?
Of course. WHAT else, eh?
Bobbing for pastries.
Hey! Miley Cyrus would feel right at home in this store!
May contain nuts are allergen. Possible body harm will exploit the vomit from your face and need doctor medicine by general hospital. Gluten free.
That moment when you realize that the Japanese are actually frogs.
the adbertise was well.
Wash tongue before handling.