Please approach grass with eyes lowered

Please approach grass with eyes lowered

posted on 30 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of CF.
Sign found in Xinjiang, China. 

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GwydionM
6 years ago

We must trample on the grasses that are fearful of our foots.

(Grapes of wrath are much harder to find, and also make nice wine.)

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

well I wont walk on it then

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Looks more like a rock

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Brown grass don’t care. Go ahead, see what happens.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Even when it’s stoned

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

My body is a trample.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can I stampede?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

But I thought the grass won’t pay no mind.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

How about having sex on the grass at night?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

BETRETEN DES GRASSES VERBIETEN

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Crab grass no afraid of foot. It bites you.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

I guess I’ll have to bounce on my trample(ine) somewhere else.

Nicole
Nicole
6 years ago

@Marum.

When making love on the grass,
Take care with your foots,
For if you for if you thrash around with your a$$,.
You’ll tear us out by the roots.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

This grass is no couch potato. (ie. couch grass)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Stealing beautifully engraved wooden Chinese signs, will get you arrested.

As a penalty, the military will insert numerous blades of grass in all the places imaginable, and quite a few unimaginable.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It should be. My body is a trample.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You know what they say about guys with big feet?
The have ample trample.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Chuck: Sorry, didn’t see your entry on the first read through. GMTA.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sounds like the green grass is yellow.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

My trample is a force to be reckoned with, as is my stumble.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I don’t blame them, I’m afraid of my old tramp too, even after 35years.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Yeah don’t knock it, legalize!

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Apparently it’s so afraid it is hiding from you…

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Sorry. It’s my religion. I worship at the trample of my feet.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Gooma.

Em orait wantok. Raise the “nese”, na yumi dringim bia.

(for the non Motuan speakers; nese is the drawbridge connecting the village to the shore. Thus making the village totally secure at night. Search for Hanuabada Village, and you will see what I mean.)

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Chinese text translates as
“Green grass is afraid of your feet”.

Just wondering if red grass is a foot fetish,
or blue grass is fond of your hands.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Ha ha! I’m wearing golf spike shoes today.

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

P.T.S.D.
people’s traumatic steps disorder…

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