Power Selection

Power Selection

posted on 19 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of Woody.
Boy (who cut in line) at Nanjing Airport, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Also called ‘Sperman’

DrLex
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DrLex

For power selection, use stick shift

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Inspired by Cocka-Cola

pasdrole
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pasdrole

King of the Bash Room. Paly time will never be the same.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

This is not a shirt I would buy.

algernon
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algernon

Does it cum in any other color

algernon
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algernon

cocboy has manboobs

algernon
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algernon

Just don’t call me Richard

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Glory hole-aluyah.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

He’s really a little chicken.

Sparky
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Sparky

Gender bender.

Dervrak
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Dervrak

Like our Cocboy clothing line? Then check out our new Vaggirl line, in pink…..

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Quick Hen-Girl! To the Coop-mobile! The Poacher is back in town.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Set the Power Selection for 99 and he’ll grow 12 inches. Or a foot. Whichever comes first.

Chuck
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Chuck

Cocboy’s first training bra.

Chris
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Chris

He cut in line? Pretty cocy.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

1. Use ‘Do Me’ button
2. Paly with coc

Marum
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Marum

Is there any other type?

Marum
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Marum

@DnT Aww maye! I thought the Limerick was quite passable. 😥

Marum
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Marum

That’s like our Collins Class destroyers. They were designed by that great Swedish company Cock-ups. (Kockums)

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Why he’s a high-faluting rootin’
Shootin’ son of a gun from Nanjing China
Palytime Cocboy, you’re talking ’bout your cocboy
Palytime Cocboy Joe

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@ Marum: I was kidding! I assumed “crab” was typo and it seemed to fit with the theme of the limerick.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Cut in line? Too bad there were no coc-blockers around.

WildaBeast
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WildaBeast

Cocboy runs on AC or DC!

Lora
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Lora

Hey there paly-cocboy!

Peter
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Peter

I would pary that you could paly a great game!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

This shirt gives you the non-superpower of cutting in lines.

RT
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RT

power selection: 02.
now diverting power from cock to man-boobs.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Power erection would’ve made more sense.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Cocboy likes to pullet.

Whirled One
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Whirled One

Is “Cocboy” the new side-kick for Chickenman? “He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere!” To the Chicken Coupe, Cocboy!
[Oh well, that’s at least one reference nobody here will get…]

Chris
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Chris

@Whirled One: From the Jess Caine show, mid seventies?

tadchem
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tadchem

Super Chicken has a new sidekick!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y

Anomoly
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Anomoly

You gotta fight, for your right, to pallllllyyyyyyy

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

What y’all want from cocboy? Form a single-file line…

Wahoo
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Wahoo

When it’s Paly Time, come to Cocboy for the best fried chicken around!

Ripplin
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Ripplin

No dice, paly!

Ruuku
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Ruuku

Cocboy, thank god you’re here we need your help! Have no fear I’m here to save you. Power selection? MAXIMUM THRUST!

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