These are my tavorite places to rockn’a’ roll.

These are my tavorite places to rockn’a’ roll.

posted on 11 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Clothing

I can’t believe they missed Chicogo…

Photo courtesy of Cathy.
Found on an exchange student in the U.S. from Taiwan.  

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

tading all over the world

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Where’s Never Work

Pront and centre
Pront and centre
6 years ago

I went to the show in Las Angels and it was a blast!

GwydionM
6 years ago

Wathington never told a loo.

Visit Las Angels and see Hallywud.

Pront and centre
Pront and centre
6 years ago

I bet the band’s favorite spot was in Hoeston.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

This shirt not to be used for navigation purposes.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

You can only find Montreat in Montreal but never in Vancouver.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

@algernon It’s 1000 miles away from Qakiland and somewhere on the West Coast!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

♫ Twuckin’ Got my chip s cassin. ♫

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Angels never work Vancouver … because of Nickleback.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

A Rockn’a’ Roll Har of Frame is in Chereland.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Why not Sourttm American toor? We want moor!
Come to Never Chile, Or Brazit even, it’s always hot down here!
Ahh.. this’ll never work… they won’t see this comment.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

“Don’t tade me bro!”

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Why not Atlantis?

Classic Steve
6 years ago

“We are saling to Phladelphia….”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I agree. ‘Tis indeed a rock n roll farce.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It may not fade away, but if I wash it often enough, will it fade out?

alligator
alligator
6 years ago

Hoeston, we have a problem! Oh no you diin’t…

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

I’ll bet that smarts.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

I amm American sitizen. Take me to your reader.

Hazina
Hazina
6 years ago

Did you say; Take me to your proof-reader?

Hazina
Hazina
6 years ago

We will now have a few bars, of the Bar Strangled Spanner.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

(sings) I wanna arockin’ ‘a’ roll all night … and party that don’t tade away!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I am EUNUNCIA God of the misprint, misspelling, and misanthrope,

BOW YE BEFORE ME!

PS. I’ll bow later.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

HELP!!!.
THE “T” KEY HAS RUN AMOK, AND IS TAKING OVER MY COMPUTWER. tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttooo lattttttte.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Optical Character Recognition + Google Translate + a T-shirt in Kanji + grease spots from changing a tire = WYSIWYG

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

This exchange student needs to be exchanged!

szk
szk
6 years ago

“Never Work” = New York (?)
“Hoeston” = Houston

Hey maybe not that far off

alligator
alligator
6 years ago

Is sycaucuse supposed to be Syracuse or Secaucus?

Will Pitts
Will Pitts
6 years ago

At least they got Denver right.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

What? No Tlonto? Our Clack Mayer put Tlonto on the map!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Never Work, so good they couldn’t be bothered to name it twice.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Wathington thtate or Dee Thee?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Bouton, home of the Rad Sex.

Jshhhh
Jshhhh
6 years ago

they missed Portrand, Oregun

Jshhhh
Jshhhh
6 years ago

Taters gonna tate.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@Mr Wrong: No Tionto and no Noth Work.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@Mr Wrong: From a few years back…

Q: Who clears Toronto’s snow ?

A: Noooo-body !

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

@Chuck: Thanks for the Noth Work references. Who’d have thought anyone could make Lastperson look good, but Mayer Clack has done it in spades. The up-side? Tlonto will win the bidding for any global crack conventions hands-down any day. And the pride factor: Bristol has the Bristol Stool Scale, and Tlonto has Mayer Clack.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Hey where are . . . .

New Yikes, San Die Go, Los Vegas, Qhio, Qregon, Olabama, Connect the Cut, West Vagina, Mrs Hippie, Massacresettes, Louise y Anna, Taxis, New Hamster, Mane . . . ?

Lewsadk
Lewsadk
6 years ago

“It’s bleter to blun out then tade away”

Engrish East India Company
Engrish East India Company
6 years ago

LOL I love the “Never work”. They’re right, they took our jobs!

Whirled One
Whirled One
6 years ago

Why Ames (Iowa, I assume) is on the list I don’t know, but at least it’s spelled correctly.

Whirled One
Whirled One
6 years ago

Oh, wait, I know why Ames is on there. This shirt was obviously written by an Iowa State graduate. (rimshot)

AD
AD
6 years ago

Welcome to Mami, where the cocaine overflows and your mommy is always watching.

Sue
Sue
6 years ago

I’ve never heard of Never Work. Is it like Neverland for the unemployed?

Ruuku
Ruuku
6 years ago

lazy canadians

Stuart
Stuart
5 years ago

I grew up in Never Work, no naturally when I became a doctor I opened my practice in Qakland.

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