These are my tavorite places to rockn’a’ roll.

These are my tavorite places to rockn’a’ roll.

posted on 11 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Clothing

I can’t believe they missed Chicogo…

Photo courtesy of Cathy.
Found on an exchange student in the U.S. from Taiwan.  

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algernon
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algernon

tading all over the world

algernon
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algernon

Where’s Never Work

Pront and centre
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Pront and centre

I went to the show in Las Angels and it was a blast!

GwydionM
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Wathington never told a loo.

Visit Las Angels and see Hallywud.

Pront and centre
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Pront and centre

I bet the band’s favorite spot was in Hoeston.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

This shirt not to be used for navigation purposes.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

You can only find Montreat in Montreal but never in Vancouver.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

@algernon It’s 1000 miles away from Qakiland and somewhere on the West Coast!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

♫ Twuckin’ Got my chip s cassin. ♫

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Angels never work Vancouver … because of Nickleback.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

A Rockn’a’ Roll Har of Frame is in Chereland.

iLock
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iLock

Why not Sourttm American toor? We want moor!
Come to Never Chile, Or Brazit even, it’s always hot down here!
Ahh.. this’ll never work… they won’t see this comment.

Chris
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Chris

“Don’t tade me bro!”

Sparky
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Sparky

Why not Atlantis?

Classic Steve
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“We are saling to Phladelphia….”

Marum
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Marum

I agree. ‘Tis indeed a rock n roll farce.

Marum
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Marum

It may not fade away, but if I wash it often enough, will it fade out?

alligator
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alligator

Hoeston, we have a problem! Oh no you diin’t…

Gooma
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Gooma

I’ll bet that smarts.

Gooma
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Gooma

I amm American sitizen. Take me to your reader.

Hazina
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Hazina

Did you say; Take me to your proof-reader?

Hazina
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Hazina

We will now have a few bars, of the Bar Strangled Spanner.

Lora
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Lora

(sings) I wanna arockin’ ‘a’ roll all night … and party that don’t tade away!

Marum
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Marum

I am EUNUNCIA God of the misprint, misspelling, and misanthrope,

BOW YE BEFORE ME!

PS. I’ll bow later.

Marum
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Marum

HELP!!!.
THE “T” KEY HAS RUN AMOK, AND IS TAKING OVER MY COMPUTWER. tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttooo lattttttte.

tadchem
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tadchem

Optical Character Recognition + Google Translate + a T-shirt in Kanji + grease spots from changing a tire = WYSIWYG

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

This exchange student needs to be exchanged!

szk
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szk

“Never Work” = New York (?)
“Hoeston” = Houston

Hey maybe not that far off

alligator
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alligator

Is sycaucuse supposed to be Syracuse or Secaucus?

Will Pitts
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Will Pitts

At least they got Denver right.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

What? No Tlonto? Our Clack Mayer put Tlonto on the map!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Never Work, so good they couldn’t be bothered to name it twice.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Wathington thtate or Dee Thee?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Bouton, home of the Rad Sex.

Jshhhh
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Jshhhh

they missed Portrand, Oregun

Jshhhh
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Jshhhh

Taters gonna tate.

Chuck
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Chuck

@Mr Wrong: No Tionto and no Noth Work.

Chuck
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Chuck

@Mr Wrong: From a few years back…

Q: Who clears Toronto’s snow ?

A: Noooo-body !

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

@Chuck: Thanks for the Noth Work references. Who’d have thought anyone could make Lastperson look good, but Mayer Clack has done it in spades. The up-side? Tlonto will win the bidding for any global crack conventions hands-down any day. And the pride factor: Bristol has the Bristol Stool Scale, and Tlonto has Mayer Clack.

Peter
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Peter

Hey where are . . . .

New Yikes, San Die Go, Los Vegas, Qhio, Qregon, Olabama, Connect the Cut, West Vagina, Mrs Hippie, Massacresettes, Louise y Anna, Taxis, New Hamster, Mane . . . ?

Lewsadk
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Lewsadk

“It’s bleter to blun out then tade away”

Engrish East India Company
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Engrish East India Company

LOL I love the “Never work”. They’re right, they took our jobs!

Whirled One
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Whirled One

Why Ames (Iowa, I assume) is on the list I don’t know, but at least it’s spelled correctly.

Whirled One
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Whirled One

Oh, wait, I know why Ames is on there. This shirt was obviously written by an Iowa State graduate. (rimshot)

AD
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AD

Welcome to Mami, where the cocaine overflows and your mommy is always watching.

Sue
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Sue

I’ve never heard of Never Work. Is it like Neverland for the unemployed?

Ruuku
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Ruuku

lazy canadians

Stuart
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Stuart

I grew up in Never Work, no naturally when I became a doctor I opened my practice in Qakland.

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