This place is a dive…

This place is a dive…

posted on 26 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Oh, and by the way here’s some booze.

Photo courtesy of “Crockeraf”
Found at Hoi Tak Hotel in Urumqi , China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Can I get drunk before the disease?

GwydionM
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I’m OK, I never get drunk.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: All other diseases, drugs, abnormalities, states of mind, weapons, UFOs, etc., are highly anticipated.

timmy
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timmy

This means you, Bubba Clinton.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

I’ll use the poor instead

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Invitation accepted, thank you. Hic!

iLock
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iLock

The alcohol disinfects all skin and venereal infections and diseases.

iLock
Guest
iLock

Get drunk in the pool, have a big party and DON’T get venereal disease.
This pool is for rule-abiding people who roll on chance.

iLock
Guest
iLock

Dunkin’ Drunknuts

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

According to a recent study at the Hoi Tak Hotel at Urumqi by the China Ministry of Health, the occurrence of venereal disease has a high correlation with drunkenness at pool party.

Ben
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Ben

Yeah, we have a pool… And a pond… The pond will be good for you.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Sounds like they knew we were coming.

algernon
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algernon

So bunga bunga parties are out of the question

algernon
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algernon

Its only there for decoration

Marum
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Marum

However. Drunken high diving is encouraged.
We have replaced the chlorine with Novocaine.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

They’ve been having problems since that doctor opened a dermatology/VD clinic/rehab practice next door.

Marum
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Marum

Make way, make way!

For the venereal genitalman with the horn rimmed testicles.

Marum
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Marum

Out of this world!
We can blame it on Venus.

venereal = (L) venere = of love.

Gooma
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Gooma

I would have thought the “getting drunk”, would normally have preceded either of the other two.

Biff the Understudy
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I’m not sure where to put the parentheses, ANDs, and ORs in that sentence.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Get drunk and no parking

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Water gets drunk all the time so they don’t allow any in the pool.

Chuck
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Chuck

Thus spoke the Swimming Beard.

Peter
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Peter

Could I sue them for Disease Discrimination?

Bkhuna@gmail.com
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Bkhuna@gmail.com

That will keep Mirey Cylus away.

Sparky
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Sparky

OK, got drunk. Now what do I do? ….Forgot.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

That’s OK. I’ll just stagger around the pool deck.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

The criteria for disqualification are pretty challenging. One condition usually precludes the other two. To hit the trifecta, you’ve got to be persistent and have awesomely low standards. Of course, drinking heavily could be the winning strategy with the right scabrous company.

zerima
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zerima

..IF YOU HAD ALL THAT YOU”D GET DRUNK TOO

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