This place is a dive…

This place is a dive…

posted on 26 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Oh, and by the way here’s some booze.

Photo courtesy of “Crockeraf”
Found at Hoi Tak Hotel in Urumqi , China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can I get drunk before the disease?

GwydionM
6 years ago

I’m OK, I never get drunk.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: All other diseases, drugs, abnormalities, states of mind, weapons, UFOs, etc., are highly anticipated.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

This means you, Bubba Clinton.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I’ll use the poor instead

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Invitation accepted, thank you. Hic!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

The alcohol disinfects all skin and venereal infections and diseases.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Get drunk in the pool, have a big party and DON’T get venereal disease.
This pool is for rule-abiding people who roll on chance.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Dunkin’ Drunknuts

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

According to a recent study at the Hoi Tak Hotel at Urumqi by the China Ministry of Health, the occurrence of venereal disease has a high correlation with drunkenness at pool party.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Yeah, we have a pool… And a pond… The pond will be good for you.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Sounds like they knew we were coming.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So bunga bunga parties are out of the question

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Its only there for decoration

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

However. Drunken high diving is encouraged.
We have replaced the chlorine with Novocaine.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

They’ve been having problems since that doctor opened a dermatology/VD clinic/rehab practice next door.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Make way, make way!

For the venereal genitalman with the horn rimmed testicles.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Out of this world!
We can blame it on Venus.

venereal = (L) venere = of love.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

I would have thought the “getting drunk”, would normally have preceded either of the other two.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

I’m not sure where to put the parentheses, ANDs, and ORs in that sentence.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Get drunk and no parking

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Water gets drunk all the time so they don’t allow any in the pool.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Thus spoke the Swimming Beard.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Could I sue them for Disease Discrimination?

Bkhuna@gmail.com
Bkhuna@gmail.com
6 years ago

That will keep Mirey Cylus away.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

OK, got drunk. Now what do I do? ….Forgot.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

That’s OK. I’ll just stagger around the pool deck.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

The criteria for disqualification are pretty challenging. One condition usually precludes the other two. To hit the trifecta, you’ve got to be persistent and have awesomely low standards. Of course, drinking heavily could be the winning strategy with the right scabrous company.

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

..IF YOU HAD ALL THAT YOU”D GET DRUNK TOO

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