Wow, those Michelins look good on you!

Wow, those Michelins look good on you!

posted on 25 Aug 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Did you lose some air?

Photo courtesy of Glencora Pridham.
Taken in Delhi, India.  

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algernon
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algernon

Well hello boys

algernon
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algernon

But the tread will remain the same

Ben
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Ben

I’m parking there anyway. Flattery will get you nowhere.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Tyre will be flattered! What about Sidon?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Flattery makes me tyred

DrLex
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DrLex

Be quiet, and listen to the infinite wisdom of the tyre.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The other wise tyres wall almost certainly allows parking

Marum
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Marum

To much flattery may get you treaded.

Marum
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Marum

If you find some Indian bloke talking to your tyres….He’s flattering them.

Marum
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Marum

How can you hear the tyres taking master?

Glasshoppel. The question should be; Why can’t you?

jill
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jill

♫Do you hear the tyres screaming,
Do you hear the traffic hum,
It’s the sound of your car corroding,
It’s a sign of things to come♪

Marum
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Marum

EDIT: talking.

♫I talk to the tyres,
That’s why they locked me away♫

jill
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jill

I am now the proud owner of an Indian Risk.
WTF do I do with it?

Hans Schnee
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Hans Schnee

As I walk out in Delhi city,
Walking the streets at twelve at night,
Who should I see but an Indian laddie,
Flattering my tyres in the pale moonlight.

First he washed them,
Then he dried them,
Polished them up as black as coal,

In all my life I never will see,
A sight so strange as the Indian lad-dee.

Classic Steve
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Such a tight spot, even the letters are spilling over.

Marum
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Marum

Be nice to Indian tyres.
If you don’t;
In their next life they may be termites and chew your house to pieces.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Those white walls! And you have matching valve covers!

Marum
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Marum

@jjhitt. The whitewalls go well with your greensleeves.

Gooma
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Gooma

Illegal parking, will cause large white rocks, and avalanches of dog turds, to rain upon you.

Ramita Rytupuras
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Ramita Rytupuras

After one hundred thousand incarnations, the tyres will be elevated, to merge with the consciousness of Krishna.

GwydionM
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The original wise tyres respond better to insults

Peter
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Peter

Other foolish tyres will not be flattered. They will fight back tyrelessly.

Mark
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Mark

what about the foolish tyres?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The wheels spoke, but the tyres were wise and kept silent.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Hey tyres! If you’re so wise, why aren’t you Goodrich?

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

It should be no problem, my tyres are retarded.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

As long as you take time to flatter my spinners, I will be happy.

iLock
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iLock

How do you stick the tyres to the wall?
Can you just use Blu-Tack instead of nails?

MojaveGreen
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MojaveGreen

No, see, it’s the OTHER wise tyres wall you can’t park at. It’s perfectly OK to park at THIS one.

Chris
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zerima
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zerima

Signed,
The King of Tyre

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