Wow, those Michelins look good on you!

Wow, those Michelins look good on you!

posted on 25 Aug 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Did you lose some air?

Photo courtesy of Glencora Pridham.
Taken in Delhi, India.  

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well hello boys

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

But the tread will remain the same

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

I’m parking there anyway. Flattery will get you nowhere.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Tyre will be flattered! What about Sidon?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Flattery makes me tyred

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Be quiet, and listen to the infinite wisdom of the tyre.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The other wise tyres wall almost certainly allows parking

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

To much flattery may get you treaded.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you find some Indian bloke talking to your tyres….He’s flattering them.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

How can you hear the tyres taking master?

Glasshoppel. The question should be; Why can’t you?

jill
jill
6 years ago

♫Do you hear the tyres screaming,
Do you hear the traffic hum,
It’s the sound of your car corroding,
It’s a sign of things to come♪

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

EDIT: talking.

♫I talk to the tyres,
That’s why they locked me away♫

jill
jill
6 years ago

I am now the proud owner of an Indian Risk.
WTF do I do with it?

Hans Schnee
Hans Schnee
6 years ago

As I walk out in Delhi city,
Walking the streets at twelve at night,
Who should I see but an Indian laddie,
Flattering my tyres in the pale moonlight.

First he washed them,
Then he dried them,
Polished them up as black as coal,

In all my life I never will see,
A sight so strange as the Indian lad-dee.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Such a tight spot, even the letters are spilling over.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Be nice to Indian tyres.
If you don’t;
In their next life they may be termites and chew your house to pieces.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Those white walls! And you have matching valve covers!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@jjhitt. The whitewalls go well with your greensleeves.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Illegal parking, will cause large white rocks, and avalanches of dog turds, to rain upon you.

Ramita Rytupuras
Ramita Rytupuras
6 years ago

After one hundred thousand incarnations, the tyres will be elevated, to merge with the consciousness of Krishna.

GwydionM
6 years ago

The original wise tyres respond better to insults

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Other foolish tyres will not be flattered. They will fight back tyrelessly.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

what about the foolish tyres?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The wheels spoke, but the tyres were wise and kept silent.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Hey tyres! If you’re so wise, why aren’t you Goodrich?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

It should be no problem, my tyres are retarded.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

As long as you take time to flatter my spinners, I will be happy.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

How do you stick the tyres to the wall?
Can you just use Blu-Tack instead of nails?

MojaveGreen
MojaveGreen
6 years ago

No, see, it’s the OTHER wise tyres wall you can’t park at. It’s perfectly OK to park at THIS one.

Chris
6 years ago
zerima
zerima
6 years ago

Signed,
The King of Tyre

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