Yes, me’em, these are the lest ones.

Yes, me’em, these are the lest ones.

Hurry, they’re going fest.

Photo courtesy of William G.
Found in Malaysia.  

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

For beggers

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

E’ll heve the pink beg thunks

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– I bag your pardon?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Angrish!

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Obviously the writer did not get an A in English class.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

@algernon: rather, for baggers.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

I’ll have the Relph Leuran one!

Bamber
Bamber
6 years ago

The Queen’s English

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Brether, cen ye spere a deme?

GwydionM
6 years ago

Frunds, Rudemen, Cuntmen, lend me your hend begs

Estragon
6 years ago

The Importence of Being Eenest.

Estragon
6 years ago

Curse you, typos! *Eernest

Yes… Yes, I actually made a typo on something I was deliberately misspelling. >.<

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Brother, can you give a guy a hend?

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Heppy Appaseti Dey!

Classic Steve
6 years ago

“Lenguage is that we may mis-unda-stend each udda.” –Krazy Kat

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Wassa problemo. They’re for a hens?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernon. You’re from the South Island then? (NZ)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

NZ engrish.

bid = sumewhur yuh have six und slip.
six = somethun yuh do in bid und thun slip.
sex = thuh numbuh aftuh five. (alt mng) The maximum nubuh of times. any humun cun do six in bid.
Trucktuh. Machine fuh plowun the field to grow grass for shipp.
Shipp = Ovine quadruped (alt mng) delightful in bid

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

@Bamber.

Prince Charles = Namawan pikininni bilong Missus Kwin.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

I forgot.
sex shipp = Nirvana!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Pleese, I bag of you, buy these begs!

szk
szk
6 years ago

@Marum
That’s funny.
People in NZ are really hard to understand (atleast to use Americans)

szk
szk
6 years ago

*us Americans

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

WHET . . . I beg your perdon?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Rooster’d rather die than beg!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I don’t need a beg. Got eny welllats?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Are they good quality? Feckin’ E!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

No Merum, I’m from a long wey Seth ef Bresbene

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

I pay cesh for hend begs!

GwydionM
6 years ago

Buddy can you spare a dame?

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Händ Bägs

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

jast grib one…

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