You Are Standing

You Are Standing

posted on 16 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Ann-Sophie Schleicher.
Found in Qingdao, China.

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Not in the bus path I hope

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Full stop

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

The red dot should be a “splat” if it is placed in the “bus path”

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I am going to get my chair and sit in front of this sign, so I can sue the makers.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

If you were in a wheel chair that would just be mean.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Awright,I’m here. WTF is here?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Dr Lex. Whom?

Your Maker?
The sign maker.
The Party?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Not for long. I’ve been in the bar for hours.

Gooma
Gooma
7 years ago

It’s your own fault.
If the lady doing the bookings wasn’t so horny looking, I wouldn’t be standing.

Jill
Jill
7 years ago

Are you standing? Or is that a PET in your pocket

Jill
Jill
7 years ago

Are you standing? Or is that a PET in your pocket?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

No I’m not.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Elton John was here…

Jill
Jill
7 years ago

Are you standing Or is that a PET in your pcket?

Jill
Jill
7 years ago

Are you standing? Or is that a PET in your pants?

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Really, we just have you under surveillance for your own protection. Now please step a bit closer to the camera… er, signpost.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

1. Take the path
2. Carefully stand in front of the bus

szk
szk
7 years ago

I still am.
Feeling like a little kid

Highliner
Highliner
7 years ago

You are standing — and considering all you’ve had to drink it is a miracle!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Take another look. I just have a really tall arse.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

To check you’re status, press red button.

Jshhhh
Jshhhh
7 years ago

I just said “You are standing.” to the dog in my house, and it walked away making a snorting sound. I have no idea why.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

Funny, I told my dog to “Come Standing” and it didn’t understand me.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I Am Standing? You Are Lying!

JimS
JimS
7 years ago

Are you sitting down for this?

zerima
zerima
7 years ago

Yeah…because the bus hasn”t come for 3 hours !!!

Annie
6 years ago

I wouldn’t HAVE to stand if the darn bus was here!

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