You could blow if you suck!

You could blow if you suck!

posted on 31 Aug 2014 in Instructions

Sucking hazards: bane of thick lips.

Photo courtesy of Dale Minter.
Found on an NEC dust filter from Japan. 

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Jewels
Jewels
6 years ago

…. or coke or gasoline or gun powder or nitroglycerin absolutely!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well blow me down

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well we better knock that on the head then

GwydionM
6 years ago

some like it hot, but not that hot

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Absolute powder corrupts absolutely.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

But I always thought that if the sucking doesn’t lead to an explosion you’re doing it wrong.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Sign outside the Suck Ho Building.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

This could explain why everything has blown up in Obama’s face lately.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Suck my danger.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: In case of fire, use the sucking extinguisher

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Ahh. That frisson of danger. How can one resist?

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

Don’t play ranked matchmaking before you know how to play the game, or you’ll explode

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. If the Dove is the birf of peace, what is the bird of love?

A. The swallow.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

bird – sinagagai.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

@Marum. Hanuaboi namo na taubada.

“sinagagai” Hehehehe! The Motuans had the word “motherf—-r” thousands of years before English did.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

DANGER

Swallowing, may cause pregnancy.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Gooma.

Em orait wantok. Raise the “nese”, na yumi dringim bia.

(for the non Motuan speakers; nese is the drawbridge connecting the village to the shore. Thus making the village totally secure at night. Search for Hanuabada Village, and you will see what I mean.)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Actually. That sign reminds me of the bloke, who tried to vacuum up a petrol spill.

It was an old Hoover (more than 40 years ago, with the exhaust through the hole at the rear, so one could use it as a blower if needed) It looked as if it had added afterburners)

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Maybe Carlos Danger.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Always practice safe sucks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

In Oz, it’s DONGER FOR SUCKING. 😛

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

Danger sucks.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Good thing I didn’t inhale.

Kioku
Kioku
6 years ago

For those who eat sleep and breath danger!!

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

…is there really such a thing as explosive dust?…if so, I’m scared

mamat
mamat
5 years ago

I love to live my live dangerously! That’s why my life’s suck!

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