You could blow if you suck!

You could blow if you suck!

posted on 31 Aug 2014 in Instructions

Sucking hazards: bane of thick lips.

Photo courtesy of Dale Minter.
Found on an NEC dust filter from Japan. 

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Jewels
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Jewels

…. or coke or gasoline or gun powder or nitroglycerin absolutely!

algernon
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algernon

Well blow me down

algernon
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algernon

Well we better knock that on the head then

GwydionM
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some like it hot, but not that hot

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Absolute powder corrupts absolutely.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

But I always thought that if the sucking doesn’t lead to an explosion you’re doing it wrong.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Sign outside the Suck Ho Building.

Ben
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Ben

This could explain why everything has blown up in Obama’s face lately.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Suck my danger.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: In case of fire, use the sucking extinguisher

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Ahh. That frisson of danger. How can one resist?

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

Don’t play ranked matchmaking before you know how to play the game, or you’ll explode

Marum
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Marum

Q. If the Dove is the birf of peace, what is the bird of love?

A. The swallow.

Marum
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Marum

bird – sinagagai.

Gooma
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Gooma

@Marum. Hanuaboi namo na taubada.

“sinagagai” Hehehehe! The Motuans had the word “motherf—-r” thousands of years before English did.

Gooma
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Gooma

DANGER

Swallowing, may cause pregnancy.

Marum
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Marum

@Gooma.

Em orait wantok. Raise the “nese”, na yumi dringim bia.

(for the non Motuan speakers; nese is the drawbridge connecting the village to the shore. Thus making the village totally secure at night. Search for Hanuabada Village, and you will see what I mean.)

Marum
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Marum

Actually. That sign reminds me of the bloke, who tried to vacuum up a petrol spill.

It was an old Hoover (more than 40 years ago, with the exhaust through the hole at the rear, so one could use it as a blower if needed) It looked as if it had added afterburners)

Classic Steve
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Maybe Carlos Danger.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Always practice safe sucks.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

In Oz, it’s DONGER FOR SUCKING. 😛

PeeBee
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PeeBee

Danger sucks.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Good thing I didn’t inhale.

Kioku
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Kioku

For those who eat sleep and breath danger!!

zerima
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zerima

…is there really such a thing as explosive dust?…if so, I’m scared

mamat
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mamat

I love to live my live dangerously! That’s why my life’s suck!

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