Absolutely no penetration

Absolutely no penetration

posted on 15 Sep 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Holly Bradbury.
Japanese says: “Men not allowed to enter here”. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Bought to you by Seymour Wang

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So I suppose its for female private part

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

But maybe over there

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

unless he’s John Holmes.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

and on the other side: Man exclusive use but female are welcome to let them put in.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Signed, Ellen DeGeneres.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Keep out, Man.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

♫ You can’t touch this… ♫

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“To boldly go where no man has gone before… “

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I know. He puts it from THERE.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Lesbians.
Lesbians, everywhere

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

The other two are okay, right?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

These would make great instructions for a number of toys.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

T-shirt!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

If you want to control something, sleep with your remote.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If I move a little further step can I put it in?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Speak for yourself.

This man has been known to get it in, from the most unexpected angles.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Actually I’m fairly uninhibited. Any way and any place will be fine.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

… or else he never gets the hose again!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@BtU: Or, if she’s serious, a tattoo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Man’s caption is not made at here?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If a woman catches on fire can a man put it out from here?

Goooma
Goooma
6 years ago

@Dnt. I saw this photo of a lady with a train tattooed on her stomach. You could see the back of the engine disappearing between her legs.
It was captioned: TUNNEL OF LOVE

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

A “real” man puts it in from over there !

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

May I put it in, if I promise to not go past 6 inches – he lied.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Going by the illustrations at the top, those Japanese dildos come in really weird shapes.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Jl: You promised not to!

Marum: I lied. 👿

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT. Whilst I have set a few on fire, I cannot recall putting one out in under two hours. 😳

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

Oh, those silly, silly Japanese sign “translators”.

GwydionM
6 years ago

You won’t get no satisfaction!
That is now the girl reaction

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

The gloryhole area is on the opposite side.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

It could be for female only condos, cause it sure wouldn’t be for female condoms.

RT
RT
6 years ago

this is Exhibit A for why Japan’s birth rate is declining

HB
HB
6 years ago

Since I don’t know Kanji, I am guessing those red things at top are illustrations of various sexual positions reserved only for the ladies… hmmm… looks like fun!

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

I guess no need for butter

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Men are usually less exclusive.

NakamuraT
NakamuraT
5 years ago

They were getting really sick of heterosexuals screwing in the bathroom…

halimah
halimah
5 years ago

Sure this wasn’t from the train …those female only cars to avoid the public groping pandemic that worried them a while ago??

Meda
Meda
5 years ago

That’s what female said!

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