Farm fresh scent.
Photo courtesy of Brian & Victoria Rice.
Shampoo found in China (but has Japanese text).
Smells like …
Gives your hair body
Try also our ‘Cowboy No. 5’
Whole new meaning to shamPOO
Doo doo shampoo
♫ ♬ ♪ Nothing Else Manures … ♫
I only use shampee
That is one odd translation of “Country Fresh.” But still sometimes accurate.
Gee, your hair smells horrific.
I’m guessing it’s a mistranslation of the second syllable of “shampoo.”
As in; Man’ure the best
There’s no sham poo, in our shampoo
Made by upright livestock.
A little dump will do.
sheep or cow? I like cow flavor!
for shampooing your Chia pets…
All our products are “green”.
At least they were before the cow ate them.
It’s their number two product.
Works best on brown hair.
also try our other scents: stinky tofu, durian, and limburger cheese!
For that treatment your lawn always needed. Nourishing!
Last time I take shampoo advice from a cow…
Only sham poo could be upright. Real manure lies flat on the ground.
Is there a pony in here?
Yes. I see. Manure -> Manicure
For that full spa treatment.
Umm… smells so “earthy”?
Man, ure not gonna believe what it does for your hair!
ShamWOW’s best partner
Fool me once,
Sham on Poo.
Fool me twice,
Sham on Pee.
Recommended by Biff Tannen.
Just give me shampoo and save the sham poo for yourself
Get the real stuff from us, and not the sham poo that less reputable dealers will try to sell to you.
Do the cows have to eat in unsanitary meadows for this stuff to flow through atomizers?
You gotta stop and smell the cow pies.
for when you want everyone to think you have sh*t for brains
Now with extra chunks of corn!
This Japanese text is funny too. Probably a Chinese product trying to look made in Japan.
It may be sh*tty, but at least it’s upright.
Glad its “Upright” Manure. That sideways stuff is horrific.
That’s upright preposterous!