All natural ingredients

All natural ingredients

posted on 6 Sep 2014 in Toiletries

Farm fresh scent.

Photo courtesy of Brian & Victoria Rice.
Shampoo found in China (but has Japanese text).  

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algernon
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algernon

Smells like …

algernon
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algernon

Gives your hair body

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Try also our ‘Cowboy No. 5’

szk
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szk

Whole new meaning to shamPOO

szk
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szk

Doo doo shampoo

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

♫ ♬ ♪ Nothing Else Manures … ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I only use shampee

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

That is one odd translation of “Country Fresh.” But still sometimes accurate.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Gee, your hair smells horrific.

Chris
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Chris

I’m guessing it’s a mistranslation of the second syllable of “shampoo.”

Marum
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Marum

As in; Man’ure the best

Marum
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Marum

There’s no sham poo, in our shampoo

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Made by upright livestock.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

A little dump will do.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

sheep or cow? I like cow flavor!

zerima
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zerima

for shampooing your Chia pets…

Marum
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Marum

All our products are “green”.

At least they were before the cow ate them.

Jane Warne
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Jane Warne

It’s their number two product.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

Works best on brown hair.

RT
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RT

also try our other scents: stinky tofu, durian, and limburger cheese!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

For that treatment your lawn always needed. Nourishing!

Auntie
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Auntie

unforgivable

coffeebot
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Last time I take shampoo advice from a cow…

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Only sham poo could be upright. Real manure lies flat on the ground.

Sparky
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Sparky

Is there a pony in here?

Chuck
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Chuck

Yes. I see. Manure -> Manicure
For that full spa treatment.

Lora
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Lora

Umm… smells so “earthy”?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Man, ure not gonna believe what it does for your hair!

TargonRedDragon
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TargonRedDragon

@szk
ShamWOW’s best partner

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Fool me once,
Sham on Poo.
Fool me twice,
Sham on Pee.

Mark
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Mark

Recommended by Biff Tannen.

Peter
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Peter

Just give me shampoo and save the sham poo for yourself

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Get the real stuff from us, and not the sham poo that less reputable dealers will try to sell to you.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Do the cows have to eat in unsanitary meadows for this stuff to flow through atomizers?

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

You gotta stop and smell the cow pies.

Jøshua
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Jøshua

for when you want everyone to think you have sh*t for brains

HeadwounddHarry
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HeadwounddHarry

Now with extra chunks of corn!

Sayunu
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Sayunu

This Japanese text is funny too. Probably a Chinese product trying to look made in Japan.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

It may be sh*tty, but at least it’s upright.

SomeOldDude
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SomeOldDude

Glad its “Upright” Manure. That sideways stuff is horrific.

K
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K

That’s upright preposterous!

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