All natural ingredients

All natural ingredients

posted on 6 Sep 2014 in Toiletries

Farm fresh scent.

Photo courtesy of Brian & Victoria Rice.
Shampoo found in China (but has Japanese text).  

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Smells like …

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Gives your hair body

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Try also our ‘Cowboy No. 5’

szk
szk
6 years ago

Whole new meaning to shamPOO

szk
szk
6 years ago

Doo doo shampoo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

♫ ♬ ♪ Nothing Else Manures … ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I only use shampee

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

That is one odd translation of “Country Fresh.” But still sometimes accurate.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Gee, your hair smells horrific.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

I’m guessing it’s a mistranslation of the second syllable of “shampoo.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

As in; Man’ure the best

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

There’s no sham poo, in our shampoo

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Made by upright livestock.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

A little dump will do.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

sheep or cow? I like cow flavor!

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

for shampooing your Chia pets…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

All our products are “green”.

At least they were before the cow ate them.

Jane Warne
Jane Warne
6 years ago

It’s their number two product.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

Works best on brown hair.

RT
RT
6 years ago

also try our other scents: stinky tofu, durian, and limburger cheese!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

For that treatment your lawn always needed. Nourishing!

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

unforgivable

coffeebot
6 years ago

Last time I take shampoo advice from a cow…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Only sham poo could be upright. Real manure lies flat on the ground.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Is there a pony in here?

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Yes. I see. Manure -> Manicure
For that full spa treatment.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Umm… smells so “earthy”?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Man, ure not gonna believe what it does for your hair!

TargonRedDragon
TargonRedDragon
6 years ago

@szk
ShamWOW’s best partner

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Fool me once,
Sham on Poo.
Fool me twice,
Sham on Pee.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

Recommended by Biff Tannen.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Just give me shampoo and save the sham poo for yourself

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Get the real stuff from us, and not the sham poo that less reputable dealers will try to sell to you.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Do the cows have to eat in unsanitary meadows for this stuff to flow through atomizers?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

You gotta stop and smell the cow pies.

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

for when you want everyone to think you have sh*t for brains

HeadwounddHarry
HeadwounddHarry
6 years ago

Now with extra chunks of corn!

Sayunu
Sayunu
6 years ago

This Japanese text is funny too. Probably a Chinese product trying to look made in Japan.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

It may be sh*tty, but at least it’s upright.

SomeOldDude
SomeOldDude
6 years ago

Glad its “Upright” Manure. That sideways stuff is horrific.

K
K
5 years ago

That’s upright preposterous!

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