Arson: crime on a conscience

Arson: crime on a conscience

posted on 29 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

Cigarettes gotta make a living, too.

Photo courtesy of Tony S.
Found in China.  

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algernon
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algernon

But I don’t smoke

algernon
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algernon

Regret the cigarette

GwydionM
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I disparage your cigarettes and set your house on fire. One good way to help people give it up.

DrLex
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DrLex

Welcome to Pyromaniacs 101.

timmy
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timmy

Brought to you by NOPE– the National Organization of Pyromaniac Ethics.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: It must explode with delight!

Peter
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Peter

Needs more tape.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Only YOU can disparage forest fires. — Smokey-san, Bear

Ben
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Ben

The smoking section of Wreck It Ralph’s “Bad is Good” support group.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

That’s a famous quote by Chairman Mao after he set the whole country on fire.

Tong
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Tong

I regret I have ever smoked, bad for my health, but the fire was fun.

Marum
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Marum

M1. Did you hear about the Catholic Priest who was arrested for arson?

M2. Lighting up little fires?

M1. No. Lighting up little boys.

iLock
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iLock

Smoke or die.

iLock
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iLock

Only smoking here.
How rude of you NOT to smoke in this area.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Regrets? I’ve had a few, but then again too few to mention.

Gooma
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Gooma

Comes on a prain lapper

Gooma
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Gooma

I don’t regret any women I have set fire to.

Marum
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Marum

@Gooma. Yes mate. But if they take too long too warm up, it could be because you are using too long a fuse.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Cigarettes are now sold in plain parages, thanks to the Australian Government.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Burn, baby, burn.
Disparage inferno.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Is this like Home on the Range for cigarettes? Not a disparaging word about cigarettes, because it makes them feel regret about setting fire.

RT
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RT

-sincerely, michael bay-san

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

No regrets. No apologies. All arson.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

You don’t frighten us, foolish cigarettes. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, Mr. Ciggie, you and all your silly butt heads.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you tobacco-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! I wave my member at you! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Jøshua
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Jøshua

In case of fire, let it burn.

Marum
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Marum

Mr Wrong. Ancient Klingon Curse.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Marum. French taunting. MPFC.

Gooma
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Gooma

Hey Marum, what happened when the that young Motuan lady climbed the wall of your motel room, and onto you landing, and into your room. We were waiting for a scream or two, if you pulled your “slippery” trick on her. Next minute you arrived on the landing in the nude, with a naked kekeni In your arms. Then you lowered her by one leg into the garden. Then 30 seconds later you reappeared with her clothes, and threw them after her. I don’t know if you got all the Motu she was screaming, she was so mad, we thought… Read more »

Gooma
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Gooma

BTW. Whatever did you do with the mighty erection you had?

Marum
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Marum

@Gooma. Hahaha mate. She used Motuan words I had never heard before. I didn’t know a beautiful young lady (16yo) could swear so copiously. She must have decided to catch herself a whitey, and live the soft life. As for the erection. I rang the wife, and she told me about how the cat had chucked up on the carpet that morning, one of the taps was leaking, and there was a squeak from the front wheel of her car. Two minutes of “domestic bliss” will get rid of the best erection. That’s why I dropped her into the garden.… Read more »

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