Arson: crime on a conscience

Arson: crime on a conscience

posted on 29 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

Cigarettes gotta make a living, too.

Photo courtesy of Tony S.
Found in China.  

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

But I don’t smoke

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Regret the cigarette

GwydionM
6 years ago

I disparage your cigarettes and set your house on fire. One good way to help people give it up.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Welcome to Pyromaniacs 101.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Brought to you by NOPE– the National Organization of Pyromaniac Ethics.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: It must explode with delight!

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Needs more tape.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Only YOU can disparage forest fires. — Smokey-san, Bear

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

The smoking section of Wreck It Ralph’s “Bad is Good” support group.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

That’s a famous quote by Chairman Mao after he set the whole country on fire.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

I regret I have ever smoked, bad for my health, but the fire was fun.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

M1. Did you hear about the Catholic Priest who was arrested for arson?

M2. Lighting up little fires?

M1. No. Lighting up little boys.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Smoke or die.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Only smoking here.
How rude of you NOT to smoke in this area.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Regrets? I’ve had a few, but then again too few to mention.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Comes on a prain lapper

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

I don’t regret any women I have set fire to.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Gooma. Yes mate. But if they take too long too warm up, it could be because you are using too long a fuse.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Cigarettes are now sold in plain parages, thanks to the Australian Government.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Burn, baby, burn.
Disparage inferno.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Is this like Home on the Range for cigarettes? Not a disparaging word about cigarettes, because it makes them feel regret about setting fire.

RT
RT
6 years ago

-sincerely, michael bay-san

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

No regrets. No apologies. All arson.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

You don’t frighten us, foolish cigarettes. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, Mr. Ciggie, you and all your silly butt heads.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you tobacco-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! I wave my member at you! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

In case of fire, let it burn.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Mr Wrong. Ancient Klingon Curse.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Marum. French taunting. MPFC.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Hey Marum, what happened when the that young Motuan lady climbed the wall of your motel room, and onto you landing, and into your room. We were waiting for a scream or two, if you pulled your “slippery” trick on her. Next minute you arrived on the landing in the nude, with a naked kekeni In your arms. Then you lowered her by one leg into the garden. Then 30 seconds later you reappeared with her clothes, and threw them after her. I don’t know if you got all the Motu she was screaming, she was so mad, we thought… Read more »

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

BTW. Whatever did you do with the mighty erection you had?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Gooma. Hahaha mate. She used Motuan words I had never heard before. I didn’t know a beautiful young lady (16yo) could swear so copiously. She must have decided to catch herself a whitey, and live the soft life. As for the erection. I rang the wife, and she told me about how the cat had chucked up on the carpet that morning, one of the taps was leaking, and there was a squeak from the front wheel of her car. Two minutes of “domestic bliss” will get rid of the best erection. That’s why I dropped her into the garden.… Read more »

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