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posted on 19 Sep 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

…and that was the last time Fido dug up Kowalski’s flowers.

Photo courtesy of Vard.
Found in Poland. 

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GwydionM
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Shiny Dog, Doubtful Restaurant

algernon
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algernon

When only the best will do

algernon
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algernon

I see its a sea dog

timmy
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timmy

As seen in Disney’s “The shiny D.A.”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Rest In Pieces

timmy
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timmy

Soylent brown.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Marie Curie’s dog. He’ll be like that for about 200,000 years.

Ben
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Ben

Truth in advertising comes to the corner food truck.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Last Pollock joke that dog will ever tell.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

1. Dog
2. Food

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

that was Fido’s before and after picture of him.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

“How many calories is that Doggie in the Window” – Patti Page

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Do you get a shiny dog if you polish it?

Chuck
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Chuck

Your pet will wolf it down !

Marum
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Marum

I don’t know about polishing dogs, but I’ve polished off, a few hundred feral cats in my lifetime.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Meanwhile in Korea…

Marum
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Marum

Oh! I get it – POLAND

Hahahhahah. Polish Dog = Shiny Dog. 😎

Sparky
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Sparky

Allow the Polish dogs to boil for 10 minutes. If you have smaller dogs, only boil for five minutes. This is a simple method of cooking the dogs without changing their natural flavor.
Eat with relish.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Waiter! There’s a hair in my….. Oh, never mind.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s a dog eat dog world.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

and I thought this product was only available in China.

Chuck
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Chuck

Satisfy your dog’s inner cannibal !

EffEff
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EffEff

Cowznofski’s Extra Old Borscht – now with secret ingredient. Customers from Poland to Korea love it.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Is this mix for taking the dog for a wok?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Warning: May contain nuts.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

His name was Friedo.

Auntie
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Auntie

Hats off to today’s Comments!

RT
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RT

sauceception… we need to go deeper!

RT
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RT

so this is what the excel saga anime meant by using the dog as an emergency food supply

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Don’t get too attached to your pet.

zerima
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zerima

if you’re gonna translate “sauce” to “salsa” you need to translate “in” to “en” nevermind, too high a bar to set

Jøshua
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Jøshua

Missing: One dog,
goes by name Kielbasa

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I would say all these comments are in bad taste, but somehow I think the “dog” food probably is worse.

Peter
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Peter

SHAME on the Poles to become the third nation after the Chinese and the Koreans !

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Well, yeah, ocean fish can be just like a shiny dog sometimes…

iLock
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iLock

It’s a ShinyDog within sauce, within salsa.. within a dream!

Philosoraptor
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Philosoraptor

If you look closely you can see blackish tears streaming off the side of his eyes…Creepy. Unless that’s just his hair

RT
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RT

dear junior, your beloved fido passed away.
p.s. enclosed are some delicious dog meat strips in gravy

igbay edray
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igbay edray

Dogfish: the other white meat.

Louise
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Louise

I did some small research and it’s not a Polish product. It’s a product of a German company: https://webshop.gimborn.de/oscommerce/index.php?cPath=29_30&osCsid=v9qekvacm3qie9ctp16kuaj641 Therefore, all your Polish jokes fall flat…

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