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posted on 19 Sep 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

…and that was the last time Fido dug up Kowalski’s flowers.

Photo courtesy of Vard.
Found in Poland. 

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GwydionM
6 years ago

Shiny Dog, Doubtful Restaurant

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

When only the best will do

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I see its a sea dog

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

As seen in Disney’s “The shiny D.A.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Rest In Pieces

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Soylent brown.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Marie Curie’s dog. He’ll be like that for about 200,000 years.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Truth in advertising comes to the corner food truck.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Last Pollock joke that dog will ever tell.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

1. Dog
2. Food

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

that was Fido’s before and after picture of him.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

“How many calories is that Doggie in the Window” – Patti Page

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Do you get a shiny dog if you polish it?

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Your pet will wolf it down !

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I don’t know about polishing dogs, but I’ve polished off, a few hundred feral cats in my lifetime.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Meanwhile in Korea…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Oh! I get it – POLAND

Hahahhahah. Polish Dog = Shiny Dog. 😎

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Allow the Polish dogs to boil for 10 minutes. If you have smaller dogs, only boil for five minutes. This is a simple method of cooking the dogs without changing their natural flavor.
Eat with relish.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Waiter! There’s a hair in my….. Oh, never mind.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s a dog eat dog world.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

and I thought this product was only available in China.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Satisfy your dog’s inner cannibal !

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Cowznofski’s Extra Old Borscht – now with secret ingredient. Customers from Poland to Korea love it.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Is this mix for taking the dog for a wok?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Warning: May contain nuts.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

His name was Friedo.

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

Hats off to today’s Comments!

RT
RT
6 years ago

sauceception… we need to go deeper!

RT
RT
6 years ago

so this is what the excel saga anime meant by using the dog as an emergency food supply

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Don’t get too attached to your pet.

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

if you’re gonna translate “sauce” to “salsa” you need to translate “in” to “en” nevermind, too high a bar to set

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

Missing: One dog,
goes by name Kielbasa

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I would say all these comments are in bad taste, but somehow I think the “dog” food probably is worse.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

SHAME on the Poles to become the third nation after the Chinese and the Koreans !

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Well, yeah, ocean fish can be just like a shiny dog sometimes…

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

It’s a ShinyDog within sauce, within salsa.. within a dream!

Philosoraptor
Philosoraptor
6 years ago

If you look closely you can see blackish tears streaming off the side of his eyes…Creepy. Unless that’s just his hair

RT
RT
6 years ago

dear junior, your beloved fido passed away.
p.s. enclosed are some delicious dog meat strips in gravy

igbay edray
igbay edray
6 years ago

Dogfish: the other white meat.

Louise
Louise
5 years ago

I did some small research and it’s not a Polish product. It’s a product of a German company: https://webshop.gimborn.de/oscommerce/index.php?cPath=29_30&osCsid=v9qekvacm3qie9ctp16kuaj641 Therefore, all your Polish jokes fall flat…

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