Deal in Chinese Silk Dress

Deal in Chinese Silk Dress

posted on 9 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

We have especially dinner tonight.

Photo courtesy of Maria B.
Back of business card from Chinese clothing store.  

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jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

But, Officer, can’t you see my silk dress?

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

We got a cease and especially desist order from the Nike Corporation.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

I DO especially like the looks of an attractive Chinese woman in a silk dress.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Nike’s new range of Chinese

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The new currency. China just does it

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Nike Republic of China – Just Do Them.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Another fine product manufactured by Cornflake S Pecially.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

It’s a better deal to get her out of the silk dress.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

JUST DO IT.

– Chinese Girl

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– You look especially *insert your favorite translation here* tonight, Dar Ling!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I Just Did It.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Rets make a deal.

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
6 years ago

Dear, you look especially Chinese tonight.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

May I give the contents a bit of a grope?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. What is the difference between a Chinese woman and a Japanese Woman?

A. A Japanese woman lowers he Kimono and says; “Nipponese.”
A Chinese woman raises her Cheong Sam and says; “Chu Manchu.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@72rd. Wash your hands then.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

JUST DO IT.

– Naked

Goooma
Goooma
6 years ago

Q. What do you call a Chinese lady in a tight fitting silk dress.

A. Taek Ae Wei.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

Nike gets glamourous

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You wouldn’t want to get a run in a silk dress!

DECMATH
6 years ago

When I want to look especially, it’s skin!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Try telling your lady she looks especially, tonight and see how important adjectives are.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

We men are strange creatures. We love to see our women with their hair up, and dressed in a beautiful dress.
Then we spend the rest of the night, trying various methods of getting their hair down, and them, out of the dress.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT. if my lady got a “ladder” in her silk dress, it would provide a convenient point, for me to scale her.

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

What’s the deal with these Chinese silk dresses? – Jelly Seinfeld

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I have never seen a Chinese Shoe Dress either. I guess I should just do it sometime.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Huu Yuu.
That’s all right mate. I’ve never seen a clog dance, either.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Just plagiarize it.

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

…do WHAT?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Can I deal in Chinese money, instead>?

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