Deal in Chinese Silk Dress

Deal in Chinese Silk Dress

posted on 9 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

We have especially dinner tonight.

Photo courtesy of Maria B.
Back of business card from Chinese clothing store.  

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jjhitt
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jjhitt

But, Officer, can’t you see my silk dress?

Ben
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Ben

We got a cease and especially desist order from the Nike Corporation.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

I DO especially like the looks of an attractive Chinese woman in a silk dress.

algernon
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algernon

Nike’s new range of Chinese

algernon
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algernon

The new currency. China just does it

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Nike Republic of China – Just Do Them.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Another fine product manufactured by Cornflake S Pecially.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

It’s a better deal to get her out of the silk dress.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

JUST DO IT.

– Chinese Girl

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– You look especially *insert your favorite translation here* tonight, Dar Ling!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I Just Did It.

timmy
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timmy

Rets make a deal.

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

Dear, you look especially Chinese tonight.

Marum
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Marum

May I give the contents a bit of a grope?

Marum
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Marum

Q. What is the difference between a Chinese woman and a Japanese Woman?

A. A Japanese woman lowers he Kimono and says; “Nipponese.”
A Chinese woman raises her Cheong Sam and says; “Chu Manchu.”

Marum
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Marum

@72rd. Wash your hands then.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

JUST DO IT.

– Naked

Goooma
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Goooma

Q. What do you call a Chinese lady in a tight fitting silk dress.

A. Taek Ae Wei.

Mark
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Mark

Nike gets glamourous

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You wouldn’t want to get a run in a silk dress!

DECMATH
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When I want to look especially, it’s skin!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Try telling your lady she looks especially, tonight and see how important adjectives are.

Marum
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Marum

We men are strange creatures. We love to see our women with their hair up, and dressed in a beautiful dress.
Then we spend the rest of the night, trying various methods of getting their hair down, and them, out of the dress.

Marum
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Marum

@DNT. if my lady got a “ladder” in her silk dress, it would provide a convenient point, for me to scale her.

Jøshua
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Jøshua

What’s the deal with these Chinese silk dresses? – Jelly Seinfeld

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I have never seen a Chinese Shoe Dress either. I guess I should just do it sometime.

Marum
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Marum

@Huu Yuu.
That’s all right mate. I’ve never seen a clog dance, either.

iLock
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iLock

Just plagiarize it.

zerima
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zerima

…do WHAT?

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Can I deal in Chinese money, instead>?

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