Do you have stool with the long history?

Do you have stool with the long history?

posted on 10 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

For of is good to know.

Photo courtesy of Aman Sharma.
Photo taken in Shenzhen, China. 

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algernon
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algernon

Kangbite a name you can trust to be satisfied

algernon
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algernon

Just what every multimillionaire wants. A Mexican holding a big wine bottle.

Peter
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Peter

I’ve often thought I could make a fortune, translating from Engrish to English for these poor buggers.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Be mighty satisfied.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Approved by Thing Adams.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Sample Life, Health first.
Save Death for last.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

This is my dog, Kang.
And, yes, he does.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

After reading this Engrish, my ass is astified and excited.

Dervrak
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Dervrak

I know the mutimillionaire furniture left me mighty, mighty astisfied…..

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– For of is to, Mommy?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mighty translation is of to made at here!

Chris
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Chris

I can’t get no-astifaction…

Marum
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Marum

I know who the chick at the front desk is; She’s Robby.

Marum
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Marum

That is how Kang got to be a millionaire.

Kang put the bite on everyone.

Marum
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Marum

You can’t get the wood you know. (Goon Show)

Marum
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Marum

Slate tiles……………………………………………………..$10,000.00
Red Office Credenza and Objet D’Art……………….$30,000.00
Black & white marble Reception Desk………………$ 8,000.00
English signage…………………………………………….-$ 5.000.00

Goooma
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Goooma

This is the new office of The Kardashian sisters and Paris Hilton. It is their intention to help to general community.
They have even formed a Vapid Response Team.

Goooma
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Goooma

Redaction: Second “to” = the

Chuck
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Chuck

@Marum:
Overall look……………………………..priceless

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Are there Amish furniture makers in China?

Mark
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Mark

Just don’t tell Kodos!

tadchem
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tadchem

The Chinese female doll-shaped furniture has many uses.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

For those of you interested in Kang Bite Furniture, the link below is even more intriguing. Be careful not to stick your left hand out.

http://liuqi88.en.made-in-china.com/product/lvMxmSwPnJhZ/China-Kang-Bit-Left-Hand-360-deg-L-Carnitine-Lweight-Loss-Capsule-K125-.html

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Would you like some lotion to treat the kangbites?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Furniture becomes a millionaire by chairing large corporations.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

We do not rely solely on mighty hardware to satisfy you. We have also invested in mighty technique.

Biff the Understudy
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Where can I buy some Kang repellant?

coffeebot
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coffeebot

I can’t gimme no…astisfaction

Marum
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Marum

@Worrier Princess.
There is also some devious hardware available too.
Look up The Serbian, and you will see what I mean.

Marum
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Marum

Edit: Sybian. (I looked it up. 😛

Someone2
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Someone2

Word is they’re currently trying to own the mighty Sith Empire as well.

RandomDude
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RandomDude

Astisfaction guaranteed!

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Kang is standing by to make the customer astisfied.

EffEff
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EffEff

Kangbite, the Klingon captain who’s bite is mightier than his sword?

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

Kangbite, Korsuck, Kolothnibble…

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

*as* tisfied?

Oh, I see what you did there!

zerima
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zerima

need owning the mighty translator foundation mighty translating technique group

iLock
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iLock

For millions of dollars the furniture had well better make me satisfied!!
..Or at least astisfied!!

iLock
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iLock

Kang bite off more for of is to grammar than he could chew

RayTheBrit
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RayTheBrit

One I was astisfied and now I can’t get no astisfaction

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

What’s the problem? Their English grammar is better than that of most Americans.

The Dude
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The Dude

The multimillionaire … … …. …., have the long … …. …. … mighty hardware … … … … for of is to make the customer astisfied

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