Do you have stool with the long history?

Do you have stool with the long history?

posted on 10 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

For of is good to know.

Photo courtesy of Aman Sharma.
Photo taken in Shenzhen, China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Kangbite a name you can trust to be satisfied

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Just what every multimillionaire wants. A Mexican holding a big wine bottle.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

I’ve often thought I could make a fortune, translating from Engrish to English for these poor buggers.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Be mighty satisfied.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Approved by Thing Adams.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Sample Life, Health first.
Save Death for last.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

This is my dog, Kang.
And, yes, he does.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

After reading this Engrish, my ass is astified and excited.

Dervrak
Dervrak
6 years ago

I know the mutimillionaire furniture left me mighty, mighty astisfied…..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– For of is to, Mommy?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Mighty translation is of to made at here!

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

I can’t get no-astifaction…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I know who the chick at the front desk is; She’s Robby.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

That is how Kang got to be a millionaire.

Kang put the bite on everyone.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You can’t get the wood you know. (Goon Show)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Slate tiles……………………………………………………..$10,000.00
Red Office Credenza and Objet D’Art……………….$30,000.00
Black & white marble Reception Desk………………$ 8,000.00
English signage…………………………………………….-$ 5.000.00

Goooma
Goooma
6 years ago

This is the new office of The Kardashian sisters and Paris Hilton. It is their intention to help to general community.
They have even formed a Vapid Response Team.

Goooma
Goooma
6 years ago

Redaction: Second “to” = the

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@Marum:
Overall look……………………………..priceless

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Are there Amish furniture makers in China?

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

Just don’t tell Kodos!

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

The Chinese female doll-shaped furniture has many uses.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

For those of you interested in Kang Bite Furniture, the link below is even more intriguing. Be careful not to stick your left hand out.

http://liuqi88.en.made-in-china.com/product/lvMxmSwPnJhZ/China-Kang-Bit-Left-Hand-360-deg-L-Carnitine-Lweight-Loss-Capsule-K125-.html

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Would you like some lotion to treat the kangbites?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Furniture becomes a millionaire by chairing large corporations.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

We do not rely solely on mighty hardware to satisfy you. We have also invested in mighty technique.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Where can I buy some Kang repellant?

coffeebot
coffeebot
6 years ago

I can’t gimme no…astisfaction

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Worrier Princess.
There is also some devious hardware available too.
Look up The Serbian, and you will see what I mean.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Edit: Sybian. (I looked it up. 😛

Someone2
Someone2
6 years ago

Word is they’re currently trying to own the mighty Sith Empire as well.

RandomDude
RandomDude
6 years ago

Astisfaction guaranteed!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Kang is standing by to make the customer astisfied.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Kangbite, the Klingon captain who’s bite is mightier than his sword?

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 years ago

Kangbite, Korsuck, Kolothnibble…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

*as* tisfied?

Oh, I see what you did there!

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

need owning the mighty translator foundation mighty translating technique group

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

For millions of dollars the furniture had well better make me satisfied!!
..Or at least astisfied!!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Kang bite off more for of is to grammar than he could chew

RayTheBrit
RayTheBrit
6 years ago

One I was astisfied and now I can’t get no astisfaction

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

What’s the problem? Their English grammar is better than that of most Americans.

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

The multimillionaire … … …. …., have the long … …. …. … mighty hardware … … … … for of is to make the customer astisfied

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