Turn your mistakes into meals!
Photo courtesy of David Sloo.
Just add screws
For cooking and driving
Do you need any help screwing that up?
Me in the kitchen = screwing up every time.
Synchronic contentment, because old fashioned happy just wont do.
Screw down to sit upon your Asador
CAUTION: Don’t Screw Drive
Q. When is an ass not an ass.
A. When it’s a door
Verily it is said: When the maiden saveth not the oil, it is then that the Maharajah trims the wick.
Oh! I see. That’s the adaptor for making it into a stew pan.
For a horrible moment, I thought it came with a free butt-plug.
The Mustaq cooking show. If rugby league players can have fishing shows, (Ettinghausen) why can’t cricketers have cooking shows? (Mustaq Mohammed)
– Mommy, who is Stew Pan?
– Peter Pan’s father, honey!
Do not cook breakfast naked when using this device.
You may end up roasting the wrong sausage.
Perfect for making beef screw.
The ideal pan for cooking one’s own goose.
I’ll cook you a nice leg of… pancakes.
Do you like your mis-steak rare or well done?
From the people who got sent home on Hell’s Kitchen.
A perfect gift for those who cannot cook at all. If you screw up, turn whatever you are roasting into a stew.
A bad chef’s great cooking item.
Synchronic Contentment = Both cooks screwing up at the same time.
Hey folks, look up the meaning of synchronic. It may not mean what you think it means. What the package designer thought it means is anybody’s guess.
Not for use by the iron chef. Rusty chefs only.
Easy change hand into tempura by screwing up.
Are you going to be content with screwing up all your life you dumb asador?
@DnT. I have mine diachronic thanks. That way it last for years and years.