From the Accidental Chef

From the Accidental Chef

posted on 21 Sep 2014 in Household Items

Turn your mistakes into meals!

Photo courtesy of David Sloo.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Just add screws

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

For cooking and driving

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

Do you need any help screwing that up?

Conventi
Conventi
6 years ago

Me in the kitchen = screwing up every time.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Synchronic contentment, because old fashioned happy just wont do.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Screw down to sit upon your Asador

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Don’t Screw Drive

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. When is an ass not an ass.

A. When it’s a door

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Verily it is said: When the maiden saveth not the oil, it is then that the Maharajah trims the wick.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Oh! I see. That’s the adaptor for making it into a stew pan.

For a horrible moment, I thought it came with a free butt-plug.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

The Mustaq cooking show. If rugby league players can have fishing shows, (Ettinghausen) why can’t cricketers have cooking shows? (Mustaq Mohammed)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, who is Stew Pan?
– Peter Pan’s father, honey!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

******************SAFETY WARNING*********************

Do not cook breakfast naked when using this device.
You may end up roasting the wrong sausage.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

Perfect for making beef screw.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The ideal pan for cooking one’s own goose.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I’ll cook you a nice leg of… pancakes.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Do you like your mis-steak rare or well done?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

From the people who got sent home on Hell’s Kitchen.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

A perfect gift for those who cannot cook at all. If you screw up, turn whatever you are roasting into a stew.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

A bad chef’s great cooking item.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Synchronic Contentment = Both cooks screwing up at the same time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Hey folks, look up the meaning of synchronic. It may not mean what you think it means. What the package designer thought it means is anybody’s guess.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Not for use by the iron chef. Rusty chefs only.

Promicarus
Promicarus
6 years ago

Easy change hand into tempura by screwing up.

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

Are you going to be content with screwing up all your life you dumb asador?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT. I have mine diachronic thanks. That way it last for years and years.

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