From the Accidental Chef

From the Accidental Chef

posted on 21 Sep 2014 in Household Items

Turn your mistakes into meals!

Photo courtesy of David Sloo.

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algernon
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algernon

Just add screws

algernon
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algernon

For cooking and driving

Chris
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Chris

Do you need any help screwing that up?

Conventi
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Conventi

Me in the kitchen = screwing up every time.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Synchronic contentment, because old fashioned happy just wont do.

GwydionM
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Screw down to sit upon your Asador

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: Don’t Screw Drive

Marum
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Marum

Q. When is an ass not an ass.

A. When it’s a door

Marum
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Marum

Verily it is said: When the maiden saveth not the oil, it is then that the Maharajah trims the wick.

Gooma
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Gooma

Oh! I see. That’s the adaptor for making it into a stew pan.

For a horrible moment, I thought it came with a free butt-plug.

Gooma
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Gooma

The Mustaq cooking show. If rugby league players can have fishing shows, (Ettinghausen) why can’t cricketers have cooking shows? (Mustaq Mohammed)

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, who is Stew Pan?
– Peter Pan’s father, honey!

Marum
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Marum

******************SAFETY WARNING*********************

Do not cook breakfast naked when using this device.
You may end up roasting the wrong sausage.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

Perfect for making beef screw.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The ideal pan for cooking one’s own goose.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’ll cook you a nice leg of… pancakes.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Do you like your mis-steak rare or well done?

Lora
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Lora

From the people who got sent home on Hell’s Kitchen.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

A perfect gift for those who cannot cook at all. If you screw up, turn whatever you are roasting into a stew.

Teal Glue
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Teal Glue

A bad chef’s great cooking item.

EffEff
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EffEff

Synchronic Contentment = Both cooks screwing up at the same time.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Hey folks, look up the meaning of synchronic. It may not mean what you think it means. What the package designer thought it means is anybody’s guess.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Not for use by the iron chef. Rusty chefs only.

Promicarus
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Promicarus

Easy change hand into tempura by screwing up.

Jøshua
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Jøshua

Are you going to be content with screwing up all your life you dumb asador?

Marum
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Marum

@DnT. I have mine diachronic thanks. That way it last for years and years.

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