Have a nice fall

Have a nice fall

posted on 30 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

We want your fall to be as safe as possible.

Photo courtesy of Richard Purser. 
Found in a hotel in Shanghai, China. 

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DrLex
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DrLex

Bathtubs are the only protection against the dreadful slippery pad. Many a hotel guest has perished while attempting to use the shower curtain instead.

GwydionM
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500-yuan reward for the capture of that damn slippery pad.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Slippery when bathtub

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: Bathtub takes care to fall carefully!

DrLex
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DrLex

Look up. Slippery pad likes to pounce from the ceiling and fall down on unsuspecting victims.

algernon
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algernon

As long as slowly

algernon
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algernon

Padded fall

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Rinse, fall, repeat.

timmy
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timmy

Translation: Don’t drop the soap!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

the slippery pad is the bathtub version of the ipad and it kills people when they use it during shower times.

iLock
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iLock

Set fire to the bathtub, see what happens, and don’t regret it!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

The weapon upgrades and enemies in this RPG are really weird.

Jøshua
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Jøshua

How was the trip?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Use the stairs to guard against the elevator, and takes care to setting fire!

Marum
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Marum

He who, how he, heehhehehehe hoohoohohoo haw haaa.

Marum
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Marum

Q. Do your private parts burn after sex?

A. Wouldn’t know. I’ve never tried to light mine.

Marum
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Marum

GIRLS. If you are showering with your lover, and he soaps you up, then drops the soap.

NEVER bend down to pick it up, or you will find what “slippery” really means.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Forget the fall. I’ll bathe in th spring when the pad isn’t so slippery.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Yes, for God’s sake, whatever you do, please fall!

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Falling is your only salvation.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

That engrish takes care to FAIL.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Big Fat Cat: That would be the iSlip

iLock
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iLock

No slippery pad! I won’t let you keep my balance!

spareocean
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spareocean

Ouch! Thank you.

Spades Slick
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Spades Slick

Bathtub is foretress of the icing pad.

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