Have a nice fall

Have a nice fall

posted on 30 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

We want your fall to be as safe as possible.

Photo courtesy of Richard Purser. 
Found in a hotel in Shanghai, China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Bathtubs are the only protection against the dreadful slippery pad. Many a hotel guest has perished while attempting to use the shower curtain instead.

GwydionM
6 years ago

500-yuan reward for the capture of that damn slippery pad.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Slippery when bathtub

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Bathtub takes care to fall carefully!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Look up. Slippery pad likes to pounce from the ceiling and fall down on unsuspecting victims.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

As long as slowly

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Padded fall

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Rinse, fall, repeat.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Translation: Don’t drop the soap!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

the slippery pad is the bathtub version of the ipad and it kills people when they use it during shower times.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Set fire to the bathtub, see what happens, and don’t regret it!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

The weapon upgrades and enemies in this RPG are really weird.

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

How was the trip?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Use the stairs to guard against the elevator, and takes care to setting fire!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

He who, how he, heehhehehehe hoohoohohoo haw haaa.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. Do your private parts burn after sex?

A. Wouldn’t know. I’ve never tried to light mine.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

GIRLS. If you are showering with your lover, and he soaps you up, then drops the soap.

NEVER bend down to pick it up, or you will find what “slippery” really means.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Forget the fall. I’ll bathe in th spring when the pad isn’t so slippery.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Yes, for God’s sake, whatever you do, please fall!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Falling is your only salvation.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

That engrish takes care to FAIL.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Big Fat Cat: That would be the iSlip

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

No slippery pad! I won’t let you keep my balance!

spareocean
spareocean
6 years ago

Ouch! Thank you.

Spades Slick
Spades Slick
6 years ago

Bathtub is foretress of the icing pad.

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