Hey Satan, got a light?

Please drop litter into the Abysmal Pit

These brimstone cigarettes are great.

In the floor, perhaps?

Rothmans In Peace

The Great Cthulhu can not abide shopping carts.

“I’m on a hy-way to smoke!”

Down in the bowels of Texas….

Card playing as well.

Things have gotten so politically correct that you can’t even smoke in hell, unless it’s more than 500 ft from the entrance.

Apparently you’re only allowed to go to hell in a handbasket, not a cart.

Down in Cocytus with the traitors?

No carts. Dorgs allowed if on leash.

So! If I take trolleys in there, I will be consigned to the eternal flames?

If you want in-depth smoking, you can go further into the abyss!

Em orrait Masta Tewel, Mi laik kisim spak brus.

@jjkitt. If you take shopping carts into the underworld, Cthulhu will make sure you are deep in the Poe.

Hey Gooma! Spak Brus = drunk tobacco = marijuana. ie. Niugini Gold.

Hell would be just the joint for smoking that.

But! I only came here for abyss. 😥

The Devil will take your butts!

There’s never a fuel shortage in Hades.

No carts allowed that have really long legs that make them unstable.

We could have had it aaaaaalllllll!
Smokin’ in the deeeeeeeep!

@Huu Yuu.

Yes. It is unsubstainably unstable constable dunstable.

Your choice: Unlucky Strikes or Dunghills.

Funny Caption:

Satan: I APOLOGIZE, MORTAL. I POSESS NO MATCHES.

Enter the labyrinth and confront the Minotaur. He’ll show you where it is