Hey Satan, got a light?

Hey Satan, got a light?

posted on 27 Sep 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of A.K.
Found in Japan. 

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GwydionM
6 years ago

Please drop litter into the Abysmal Pit

coffeebot
6 years ago

These brimstone cigarettes are great.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

In the floor, perhaps?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Rothmans In Peace

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The Great Cthulhu can not abide shopping carts.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“I’m on a hy-way to smoke!”

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Down in the bowels of Texas….

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Card playing as well.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Things have gotten so politically correct that you can’t even smoke in hell, unless it’s more than 500 ft from the entrance.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Apparently you’re only allowed to go to hell in a handbasket, not a cart.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Down in Cocytus with the traitors?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

No carts. Dorgs allowed if on leash.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

So! If I take trolleys in there, I will be consigned to the eternal flames?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

If you want in-depth smoking, you can go further into the abyss!

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Em orrait Masta Tewel, Mi laik kisim spak brus.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@jjkitt. If you take shopping carts into the underworld, Cthulhu will make sure you are deep in the Poe.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hey Gooma! Spak Brus = drunk tobacco = marijuana. ie. Niugini Gold.

Hell would be just the joint for smoking that.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

But! I only came here for abyss. 😥

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The Devil will take your butts!

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

There’s never a fuel shortage in Hades.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

No carts allowed that have really long legs that make them unstable.

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

We could have had it aaaaaalllllll!
Smokin’ in the deeeeeeeep!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Huu Yuu.

Yes. It is unsubstainably unstable constable dunstable.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Your choice: Unlucky Strikes or Dunghills.

Jack Parker-Levin
5 years ago

Funny Caption:

Satan: I APOLOGIZE, MORTAL. I POSESS NO MATCHES.

Dude
Dude
5 years ago

Enter the labyrinth and confront the Minotaur. He’ll show you where it is

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