Hey Satan, got a light?

Hey Satan, got a light?

posted on 27 Sep 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of A.K.
Found in Japan. 

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GwydionM
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Please drop litter into the Abysmal Pit

coffeebot
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These brimstone cigarettes are great.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

In the floor, perhaps?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Rothmans In Peace

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The Great Cthulhu can not abide shopping carts.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“I’m on a hy-way to smoke!”

algernon
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algernon

Down in the bowels of Texas….

algernon
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algernon

Card playing as well.

timmy
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timmy

Things have gotten so politically correct that you can’t even smoke in hell, unless it’s more than 500 ft from the entrance.

Ben
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Ben

Apparently you’re only allowed to go to hell in a handbasket, not a cart.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Down in Cocytus with the traitors?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

No carts. Dorgs allowed if on leash.

Marum
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Marum

So! If I take trolleys in there, I will be consigned to the eternal flames?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

If you want in-depth smoking, you can go further into the abyss!

Gooma
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Gooma

Em orrait Masta Tewel, Mi laik kisim spak brus.

Marum
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Marum

@jjkitt. If you take shopping carts into the underworld, Cthulhu will make sure you are deep in the Poe.

Marum
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Marum

Hey Gooma! Spak Brus = drunk tobacco = marijuana. ie. Niugini Gold.

Hell would be just the joint for smoking that.

Marum
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Marum

But! I only came here for abyss. 😥

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The Devil will take your butts!

EffEff
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EffEff

There’s never a fuel shortage in Hades.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

No carts allowed that have really long legs that make them unstable.

Cecily
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Cecily

We could have had it aaaaaalllllll!
Smokin’ in the deeeeeeeep!

Marum
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Marum

@Huu Yuu.

Yes. It is unsubstainably unstable constable dunstable.

Biff the Understudy
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Your choice: Unlucky Strikes or Dunghills.

Jack Parker-Levin
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Funny Caption:

Satan: I APOLOGIZE, MORTAL. I POSESS NO MATCHES.

Dude
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Dude

Enter the labyrinth and confront the Minotaur. He’ll show you where it is

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