Our bad noodles are closer than you think!

Our bad noodles are closer than you think!

posted on 4 Sep 2014 in Menus

I’ll give you three guesses…

Photo courtesy of J. Hulst.
Found at Osaka airport restaurant.  

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algernon
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algernon

Flash in the pan

algernon
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algernon

Its hot also

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Burn, nearby, burn!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Coming soon!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

My mother used to make proximity combustion noodles.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! Where is my noodle extinguisher?

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

Ah, the acrid smell of success.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Burnt and Nearby – Fukushima Teriyaki Noodle

moosemaimer
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moosemaimer

My phone translates one of the titles as “Japan-style fried noodles,” but another one as “temperature cat magazine.”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

100 % Natural. Our food contains no GPS.

Ben
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Ben

In other words, you know you aren’t going outside of security again to find better.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Nearness can be altered upon request.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“I love the smell of burnt in the morning, It smells like…… breakfast”.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Or so we surmise from the sprinklers activating.

DrLex
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DrLex

Please hold your breath.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Noodles and Fire Company #15.

Chuck
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Chuck

Oh no, Miyaki ! It’s lunch time again !

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– What is yellow, burned and doesn’t scratch at the window?
– Nearby noodles.

Chris
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Chris

Warning: Noodles in mirror are closer than they appear.

Marum
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Marum

OKONOMIYAKI !

Is what a Japanese man yells, when he spills a plate of red-hot noodles over his nuts.

Marum
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Marum

Breakfast served, room lit by light of burning noodles, morning sun rises.

Marum
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Marum

The noodles smoked in the red hot wok,
While Tomo sama had a quick knock,
For his lady at dawn was too much fun,
As a they both came up with the sun,
And the noodles burned in the red hot wok.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Liar, liar, noodles on fire!

Lora
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Lora

Not only did the noodles burn, the water they were boiled in did too. That’s how bad the cook is!

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

Hangover Helper — It’s burnt and nearby. Good enough.

Estragon
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Still, a better option than delicious but far away.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Looks like it’s time to haul ash, then.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Where there’s smoke, there’s noodles.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

We love rubbing your nose in your lack of choice.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Want boogers with that, Sir?

oldtaku
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oldtaku

Good old autotranslate.

Yakisoba -> ‘yaki’ = ‘burnt ‘(kinda), ‘soba’ = ‘nearby’ if you pick the wrong ‘soba’ instead of the noodle ‘soba’.

That’s also some pretty sad looking yakisoba.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Oh that’s what the smell out my window has been. I wish it was a little less nearby.

GwydionM
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It has not paid the English translator a decent wage

zurima
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zurima

…must use extra long chopsticks …

Kioku
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Kioku

If you buy that option you must embark on a clue based scavenger hunt around town. The noodles will be presented upon arival at the proper lication!

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

Our delicious soup will make you forget Owen and Beru.

Jay Nighte
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Jay Nighte

Okay…. OH NO ME YAKI IS BURNT! At least it is nearby.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Is it bigger than a bread box?

Marnen Laibow-Koser
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Wow. That top dish is yakisoba, but “soba” can mean “nearby” in Japanese (unrelated to the meaning of “noodles”). That’s a fantastic mistake.

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