Our bad noodles are closer than you think!

Our bad noodles are closer than you think!

posted on 4 Sep 2014 in Menus

I’ll give you three guesses…

Photo courtesy of J. Hulst.
Found at Osaka airport restaurant.  

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Flash in the pan

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Its hot also

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Burn, nearby, burn!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Coming soon!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

My mother used to make proximity combustion noodles.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! Where is my noodle extinguisher?

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
6 years ago

Ah, the acrid smell of success.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Burnt and Nearby – Fukushima Teriyaki Noodle

moosemaimer
moosemaimer
6 years ago

My phone translates one of the titles as “Japan-style fried noodles,” but another one as “temperature cat magazine.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

100 % Natural. Our food contains no GPS.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

In other words, you know you aren’t going outside of security again to find better.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Nearness can be altered upon request.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“I love the smell of burnt in the morning, It smells like…… breakfast”.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Or so we surmise from the sprinklers activating.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Please hold your breath.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Noodles and Fire Company #15.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Oh no, Miyaki ! It’s lunch time again !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– What is yellow, burned and doesn’t scratch at the window?
– Nearby noodles.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

Warning: Noodles in mirror are closer than they appear.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

OKONOMIYAKI !

Is what a Japanese man yells, when he spills a plate of red-hot noodles over his nuts.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Breakfast served, room lit by light of burning noodles, morning sun rises.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The noodles smoked in the red hot wok,
While Tomo sama had a quick knock,
For his lady at dawn was too much fun,
As a they both came up with the sun,
And the noodles burned in the red hot wok.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Liar, liar, noodles on fire!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Not only did the noodles burn, the water they were boiled in did too. That’s how bad the cook is!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

Hangover Helper — It’s burnt and nearby. Good enough.

Estragon
6 years ago

Still, a better option than delicious but far away.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Looks like it’s time to haul ash, then.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Where there’s smoke, there’s noodles.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

We love rubbing your nose in your lack of choice.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Want boogers with that, Sir?

oldtaku
oldtaku
6 years ago

Good old autotranslate.

Yakisoba -> ‘yaki’ = ‘burnt ‘(kinda), ‘soba’ = ‘nearby’ if you pick the wrong ‘soba’ instead of the noodle ‘soba’.

That’s also some pretty sad looking yakisoba.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Oh that’s what the smell out my window has been. I wish it was a little less nearby.

GwydionM
6 years ago

It has not paid the English translator a decent wage

zurima
zurima
6 years ago

…must use extra long chopsticks …

Kioku
Kioku
6 years ago

If you buy that option you must embark on a clue based scavenger hunt around town. The noodles will be presented upon arival at the proper lication!

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 years ago

Our delicious soup will make you forget Owen and Beru.

Jay Nighte
Jay Nighte
6 years ago

Okay…. OH NO ME YAKI IS BURNT! At least it is nearby.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Is it bigger than a bread box?

Marnen Laibow-Koser
7 months ago

Wow. That top dish is yakisoba, but “soba” can mean “nearby” in Japanese (unrelated to the meaning of “noodles”). That’s a fantastic mistake.

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