Pemple unite!

Pemple unite!

posted on 12 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

I’m going to the Pemple to palk to God.

Sign says: “Phe Hibben Pemple of Cypress”
Photo courtesy of Juho Vähä-Herttua.
Found in Shaanxi, China.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Phe petter hebe then

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

A pemple here and Heben there

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

“Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts!”
– Opus the penguin

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

” Insane in phe membrane”

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Hibe: The outside of a cow.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Fwee Speath Pherapy Heya.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

The place to obtain clear-a soul for pemples…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

He Gooma! That’s tghat mining place in PNG Hibben balley.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

There is also a Pemple of Pinus Radiata.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Was this one of the stone tablets, that Moses broke?

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Inbiana Yones was here!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

@tadchem: Inbiana Yones and the Pemple of BOOM.

Goooma
Goooma
6 years ago
Goooma
Goooma
6 years ago

I’m sure he would make a suitable knife, for engraving incomprehensible messages on pieces of timber.

Goooma
Goooma
6 years ago

@Jluke. Did you say: Cleararsehole for piles?

Goooma
Goooma
6 years ago

@ Marum. Hidden Valley?
You wouldn’t like the place. The sun does not get over the mountains until 1000, and is gone by 1500. It is constantly raining, and all your clothes, tools, boots, etc go mouldy. Tasol. Em blari kolples pinis. Dispela hap, em antap tumas 7,000 feet – 2,000 metres

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Go home, inscription, you’re stoned!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Today’s worship is brought to you by the letter T.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

When you see Cypress, don’t make fun of her pemple proplem whatever you do. She’s very sensitive about her apne.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Fee-fi-fo-fum is now Pee Pi Po Pum

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I don’t think it’s serious. Pemples are not a symptom of canker disease in cypress.

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

uhh…if you are going to carve something in STONE don’t you think you should look in a dictionary or something…

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Cypress or Cyprus?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

@EffEff: Cypress or Cyprus? … Or Piepress…
I think it’s Cypress (Hill) then piepress and pie eat, after visiting
One Bong Law Firm

tankero
tankero
6 years ago

Cytress ?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Hibben a bad face day.

Jay
Jay
5 years ago

silver snakes yo

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