Sit down job

Sit down job

posted on 18 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

I did some overtime

Photo courtesy of Jonathan and Nitzan.
Found in Wudang Shan, Hubei province, China.

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algernon
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algernon

I did it was hard

algernon
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algernon

So I stepped back for the urination ….

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Probably soiled too.

Ben
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Ben

Might I suggest eating more fiber?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Bubble, bubble, toiled and trouble.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Through many dangers, TOILs and snares
I have already come!

Thank God!

Marum
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Marum

Senna tablets may help.

Marum
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Marum

erves the a—hole right.

Gooma
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Gooma

erves? = serves; perves; nerves; verves?

Classic Steve
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“WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?! WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?!”

J-Luke
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J-Luke

I’m pooped.

Marum
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Marum

Ask not for whom your bum toils,

It toils for thee Horatio.

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

I soilet myself

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s a strange language that has a past tense for “toilet”.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Maybe it indicates where a toilet used to be.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It is an ex-toilet. It has ceased to be.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I worked my arse off in there!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

MEND. The WOMEND is around the corner.

Lora
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Lora

Double double, toiled and trouble,
Bowels burn and belly bubble!
Bowl of bran and castor oil,
make your tummy and ‘testines boil
Stew of prune and wheat of germ
Make the victim’s insides squirm!
Double double, toiled and trouble,
Rush to the bathroom, on the double! *witch cackling*

Marum
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Marum

@DnT Not really. Note the trend in (modern?) English, to use “toilet” as a verb.

So if one toilets one’s self.
Then one could have toiletted themselves.
Wonder what a future tense will look like. (Possibly; OOPS! Too late)

Life was meant to be furry….Marum Katze.

Marum
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Marum

@Lora. I thought the rumbling sound, was Shakey rolling around in his grave.

I can just picture the three witches morphing, into three nurses bearing enemas.

Salome
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Salome

Visitors’ toilet in hospital–just round the corner from the labour ward.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum: The future tense of toilet? Just as long as it isn’t “you shall not pass”. 😛

sparky
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sparky

All your hard work will soon pass.

zerima
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zerima

wait, if toilet is toild then boiled is boilet, right?

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

The restroom is 1km to the right, sir.

Chuck
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Chuck

I was pooped and wiped !

In that order.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Workin’ in a poop mine
Goin’ down down down
Workin’ in a poop mine
Plop! about to slip down

Lee Dorkey

EffEff
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EffEff

Gives a whole new meaning to “straining”.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

In this bathroom, you have to clean it(toil) after using it.

Jøshua
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Jøshua

Toiled again!

Peter
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Peter

In case Nature calls rush into the toiled and led go.

spike
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it actually exist

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