Sit down job

Sit down job

posted on 18 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

I did some overtime

Photo courtesy of Jonathan and Nitzan.
Found in Wudang Shan, Hubei province, China.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I did it was hard

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So I stepped back for the urination ….

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Probably soiled too.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Might I suggest eating more fiber?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Bubble, bubble, toiled and trouble.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Through many dangers, TOILs and snares
I have already come!

Thank God!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Senna tablets may help.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

erves the a—hole right.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

erves? = serves; perves; nerves; verves?

Classic Steve
6 years ago

“WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?! WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?!”

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

I’m pooped.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Ask not for whom your bum toils,

It toils for thee Horatio.

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
6 years ago

I soilet myself

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s a strange language that has a past tense for “toilet”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Maybe it indicates where a toilet used to be.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It is an ex-toilet. It has ceased to be.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I worked my arse off in there!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

MEND. The WOMEND is around the corner.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Double double, toiled and trouble,
Bowels burn and belly bubble!
Bowl of bran and castor oil,
make your tummy and ‘testines boil
Stew of prune and wheat of germ
Make the victim’s insides squirm!
Double double, toiled and trouble,
Rush to the bathroom, on the double! *witch cackling*

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT Not really. Note the trend in (modern?) English, to use “toilet” as a verb.

So if one toilets one’s self.
Then one could have toiletted themselves.
Wonder what a future tense will look like. (Possibly; OOPS! Too late)

Life was meant to be furry….Marum Katze.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Lora. I thought the rumbling sound, was Shakey rolling around in his grave.

I can just picture the three witches morphing, into three nurses bearing enemas.

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

Visitors’ toilet in hospital–just round the corner from the labour ward.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum: The future tense of toilet? Just as long as it isn’t “you shall not pass”. 😛

sparky
sparky
6 years ago

All your hard work will soon pass.

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

wait, if toilet is toild then boiled is boilet, right?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

The restroom is 1km to the right, sir.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

I was pooped and wiped !

In that order.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Workin’ in a poop mine
Goin’ down down down
Workin’ in a poop mine
Plop! about to slip down

Lee Dorkey

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Gives a whole new meaning to “straining”.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

In this bathroom, you have to clean it(toil) after using it.

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

Toiled again!

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

In case Nature calls rush into the toiled and led go.

spike
6 years ago

it actually exist

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