Still more accurate than Delivery Room

Still more accurate than Delivery Room

posted on 2 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

This explains all the waivers….

Photo courtesy of Brian & Victoria Rice.
 Sign found in China. 

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jjhitt
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jjhitt

Aking! Aking! My horsedom for aking!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

There’s some mistake. I was supposed to go to the Blooding FAKING Room.

DrLex
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DrLex

All bleeding and painful patients should gather in this room.

GwydionM
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It’s actually the Brooding Loom

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

ARNING: NO Rooming!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Let’s peaking English!

algernon
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algernon

I feel soar

algernon
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algernon

It’s all red and white to me

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The doctor-in-charge is called Dracula!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I need the your-in giving room please.

Chris
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Chris

@Big Fat Cat: That’s Dr. Acula.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

A king is blooding at here!

Marum
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Marum

Hmm. Every part of me akes except my blood.

Marum
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Marum

Bloody Faking Room.

It’s a training school for Australian wives.

Marum
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Marum

Q. How do you stop Australian women rooting

A. Marry them.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Be preparing for needling and syringing.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This room has mysterious and wonderful powers.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

That’s the office of the Communist Party Secretary. They suck blood.

Lora
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Lora

A bloodletting room? With leeches and stuff?? This hospital is clearly in the wrong century!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This room is used every day. The blooding a queen room, however, is only used once a month.

Gooma
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Gooma

@Marum.
Maybe you should have married one of those Tolai ladies, who so turned you head while you were in PNG. 😉

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Gooma: Tolai ladies do what with head? 😛

szk
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szk

@Marum
Your comment confused me for a second since I just came here
from reading about rooting mobile devices. Then I remembered
that rooting means shagging in Australia.

In that context “rooting” ones phone sounds a little disturbing (and maybe desperate)

Marum
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Marum

@szk. Now I’m confused. Dou you mean routing or rooting?

ie. This computer and up to 6 or so other devices can go through my “router” to my WiFi internet connection.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT The other head mate. They even invaded my dreams. I can only imagine the delights, such beautiful ladies might have brought to my bed. One could be so lucky?

Marum
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Marum

@szk. It’s OK mate. I looked up; “rooting android devices”. I usually stay away from them, and Public Domain sites. Not secure enough. Even the “Cloud” may have been hacked.
However in my opinion it was only the accounts of the rich and F-Witted. In which case it was probably only a “Brute Force” attack on their passwords of they, with hot c—s and empty heads. They were probably using passwords commensurate with their IQs. ergo; two digits or less. So one would only have to go from 1 – 20 to crack them.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT their passwords = the passwords

zerima
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zerima

you ake AFTER we blood you…

Kioku
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Kioku

Ah yes the dungeon’s torture chambers are so nicely labled now!

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