Still more accurate than Delivery Room

Still more accurate than Delivery Room

posted on 2 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

This explains all the waivers….

Photo courtesy of Brian & Victoria Rice.
 Sign found in China. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Aking! Aking! My horsedom for aking!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

There’s some mistake. I was supposed to go to the Blooding FAKING Room.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

All bleeding and painful patients should gather in this room.

GwydionM
6 years ago

It’s actually the Brooding Loom

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

ARNING: NO Rooming!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Let’s peaking English!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I feel soar

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

It’s all red and white to me

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The doctor-in-charge is called Dracula!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I need the your-in giving room please.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

@Big Fat Cat: That’s Dr. Acula.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

A king is blooding at here!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hmm. Every part of me akes except my blood.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Bloody Faking Room.

It’s a training school for Australian wives.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. How do you stop Australian women rooting

A. Marry them.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Be preparing for needling and syringing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This room has mysterious and wonderful powers.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

That’s the office of the Communist Party Secretary. They suck blood.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

A bloodletting room? With leeches and stuff?? This hospital is clearly in the wrong century!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This room is used every day. The blooding a queen room, however, is only used once a month.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

@Marum.
Maybe you should have married one of those Tolai ladies, who so turned you head while you were in PNG. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Gooma: Tolai ladies do what with head? 😛

szk
szk
6 years ago

@Marum
Your comment confused me for a second since I just came here
from reading about rooting mobile devices. Then I remembered
that rooting means shagging in Australia.

In that context “rooting” ones phone sounds a little disturbing (and maybe desperate)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@szk. Now I’m confused. Dou you mean routing or rooting?

ie. This computer and up to 6 or so other devices can go through my “router” to my WiFi internet connection.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT The other head mate. They even invaded my dreams. I can only imagine the delights, such beautiful ladies might have brought to my bed. One could be so lucky?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@szk. It’s OK mate. I looked up; “rooting android devices”. I usually stay away from them, and Public Domain sites. Not secure enough. Even the “Cloud” may have been hacked.
However in my opinion it was only the accounts of the rich and F-Witted. In which case it was probably only a “Brute Force” attack on their passwords of they, with hot c—s and empty heads. They were probably using passwords commensurate with their IQs. ergo; two digits or less. So one would only have to go from 1 – 20 to crack them.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

EDIT their passwords = the passwords

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

you ake AFTER we blood you…

Kioku
Kioku
6 years ago

Ah yes the dungeon’s torture chambers are so nicely labled now!

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