The ‘Blue Moan-tain’ lives up to its name…

The ‘Blue Moan-tain’ lives up to its name…

posted on 22 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

You can’t keep a good coffee down.

Found in Shenyang, China.
Submitted by Curro Higuero.

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GwydionM
6 years ago

Blue Moantain Coffee – the perfect way to start a miserable day.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Goes down as well as it comes up

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Sad coffee all round

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Easy change into coffee pot by puking

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

One large snow is just what I need.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“This is Juan Valdez. He pukes every bean by hand.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Baxi Coffee – a specialty brew by Brazilian taxi driver.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

They have a similar coffee to Frappuccino called Fatppuccino.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I’ve heard of that coffee that they pick the beans out of the monkey crap, but this sounds worse.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Blue Moantain Coffee is grown and cultivated in Yamaica

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

That was a simple typo.

It should be “Blew Mountain Coffee” !

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Ever notice that Krups backwards is Spurk?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Good To Last Gasp.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

We’ve replaced their regular coffee with Draino. Let’s see if they notice!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I was percolating some coffee. I said to a young bloke in my office; “Would you like a cup of Niugini Gold?” (A mix of Highlands Blue and Arabica beans)
He looked at me rather strangely.
I went to pour the coffee thinking, What did I say? Then the penny dropped.

When I came back with coffee I said: “Coffee you idiot. NOT THE OTHER STUFF!”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Itacn Coffe is unique.

They nique up on the bushes at midnight and scare its bloody beans off.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Colobnia Coffee blend.

50% coffee
10% chicory.
40% cocaine.

Best served with the sound of Chainsaws running in the background.

DECMATH
6 years ago

The richest kind according to Mrs. Olson – Moutain Groan.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

“Vodka is tasteless going down but memorable coming back up.”
— Garrison Keillor

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“It’s Mountain Blown.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Golum-bian coffee — It’s Precious.

Dervrak
Dervrak
6 years ago

At least it tastes better than “Brokeback Moantain” coffee….

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

“One cup of coffee, coming right up!”
“What? You mean *before* I drink it?”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This is a bad place to order coffee by the bucketful.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Oh, so that’s why the coffee looks like pizza.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Now available with extra diced carrot.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Some other items on the list:

Taxi Coffee
Cafe Cat Poo Chino
Janavese Coffee
Jamacn Coffee
. . .

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Our coffee is as puke as the driven snot.

Someone2
Someone2
6 years ago

No thank you, I’ll just have a bottle of Ipecac.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I tac’n beivele is’t coffee!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Puke coffee. Always made with the finest Technicolor Yawn.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

And I thought kopi luwak was gross.
They’re gonna be millionaires.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Just go around to the back and ask for Ralph.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

I’ll duck over to the frat house and squeegee you up a couple of cups of Colobmia. Pretty good selection Friday nights.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Snow? Oh, I guess they mean Coke. 😛

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

I’ll have one snow with ice

Promicarus
Promicarus
6 years ago

I prefer Golobmian puke over Itacn.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Well, everything sounds different when puking it out.

igbay edray
igbay edray
6 years ago

I was more interested in the snow. Is it Colombian or Bolivian?

niiatsrce
niiatsrce
6 years ago

what goes down must come up

niiatsrce
niiatsrce
6 years ago

you can wish in one coffee and puke in the other

Marnen Laibow-Koser
9 months ago

Cheaper version of kopi luwak?

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