The ‘Blue Moan-tain’ lives up to its name…

The ‘Blue Moan-tain’ lives up to its name…

posted on 22 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

You can’t keep a good coffee down.

Found in Shenyang, China.
Submitted by Curro Higuero.

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GwydionM
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Blue Moantain Coffee – the perfect way to start a miserable day.

algernon
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algernon

Goes down as well as it comes up

algernon
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algernon

Sad coffee all round

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Easy change into coffee pot by puking

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

One large snow is just what I need.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“This is Juan Valdez. He pukes every bean by hand.”

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Baxi Coffee – a specialty brew by Brazilian taxi driver.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

They have a similar coffee to Frappuccino called Fatppuccino.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I’ve heard of that coffee that they pick the beans out of the monkey crap, but this sounds worse.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Blue Moantain Coffee is grown and cultivated in Yamaica

Chuck
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Chuck

That was a simple typo.

It should be “Blew Mountain Coffee” !

Classic Steve
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Ever notice that Krups backwards is Spurk?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Good To Last Gasp.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

We’ve replaced their regular coffee with Draino. Let’s see if they notice!

Marum
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Marum

I was percolating some coffee. I said to a young bloke in my office; “Would you like a cup of Niugini Gold?” (A mix of Highlands Blue and Arabica beans)
He looked at me rather strangely.
I went to pour the coffee thinking, What did I say? Then the penny dropped.

When I came back with coffee I said: “Coffee you idiot. NOT THE OTHER STUFF!”

Marum
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Marum

Itacn Coffe is unique.

They nique up on the bushes at midnight and scare its bloody beans off.

Marum
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Marum

Colobnia Coffee blend.

50% coffee
10% chicory.
40% cocaine.

Best served with the sound of Chainsaws running in the background.

DECMATH
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The richest kind according to Mrs. Olson – Moutain Groan.

Biff the Understudy
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“Vodka is tasteless going down but memorable coming back up.”
— Garrison Keillor

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“It’s Mountain Blown.”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Golum-bian coffee — It’s Precious.

Dervrak
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Dervrak

At least it tastes better than “Brokeback Moantain” coffee….

Lora
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Lora

“One cup of coffee, coming right up!”
“What? You mean *before* I drink it?”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This is a bad place to order coffee by the bucketful.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Oh, so that’s why the coffee looks like pizza.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Now available with extra diced carrot.

Peter
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Peter

Some other items on the list:

Taxi Coffee
Cafe Cat Poo Chino
Janavese Coffee
Jamacn Coffee
. . .

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Our coffee is as puke as the driven snot.

Someone2
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Someone2

No thank you, I’ll just have a bottle of Ipecac.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I tac’n beivele is’t coffee!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Puke coffee. Always made with the finest Technicolor Yawn.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

And I thought kopi luwak was gross.
They’re gonna be millionaires.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Just go around to the back and ask for Ralph.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

I’ll duck over to the frat house and squeegee you up a couple of cups of Colobmia. Pretty good selection Friday nights.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Snow? Oh, I guess they mean Coke. 😛

Jøshua
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Jøshua

I’ll have one snow with ice

Promicarus
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Promicarus

I prefer Golobmian puke over Itacn.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Well, everything sounds different when puking it out.

igbay edray
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igbay edray

I was more interested in the snow. Is it Colombian or Bolivian?

niiatsrce
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niiatsrce

what goes down must come up

niiatsrce
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niiatsrce

you can wish in one coffee and puke in the other

Marnen Laibow-Koser
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Cheaper version of kopi luwak?

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