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posted on 24 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Don’t do it man, last month the beach told me it was pregnant…

Photo courtesy of Arnold Mabbett.
Found on the beach at Tanggu, Tianjin, China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I thought I saw a jellyfish lying on the beach. I was wrong.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Oh gee jizz

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The beach loves Sea Men.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Its a nice beach

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Looks like it’s time to play beach blanket bango.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Please return to your beloved sandcastle

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Sorry, it was a one night sand.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

so this is where the famous cocktail “Sex on The Beach” originates.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

That beach … !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

You’re welcome to come again.

– Tai Ni Bei Bi Ho

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

You will find lots of Sun of a Beach roaming there.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

I’m on the prowl for some hot beaches.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Kids, do NOT bury me in the sand this time.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

My coming, does tend to stick the grains of sand together.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

One beach is the same as the other.

(The Duke in Rigoletto)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This bloke goes to a nude beach, and this lass tries to bum a lift home from him.

“In the end he says: “If I give you a lift home, what’s in it for me?”

She replies: ‘SAND!’

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

I’ll bet you say that to all the buoys.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The beach is a shore thing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I didn’t like lying in the wet spot after the sea weed.

A.
A.
6 years ago

The forbidden love story between a man and a beach.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Is that “coming again for your love” or “cumming again for your love”?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The beach really likes the breast stroke.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Beauty and The Beach

Jox
Jox
6 years ago

Sand scandal

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

Beach in Dubai has a different sign: Beach comers will be prosecuted.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Beach dependency is no laughing matter!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Come see this son of a beach

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Life’s a beach.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Lennie Bruce: “You put a guy on a desert island, he’ll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.” Or a hot beach.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

The desolate beach: “He never writes. He never calls.:

Garst
6 years ago

I’m not letting the ocean take my love again!

Bert the Rabbit Boy
Bert the Rabbit Boy
6 years ago

No thanks. I’m still on penicillin from the last coming.

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
6 years ago

It is advised that you use a wet suit with your snorkel.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Swim and must love at sea.

Silverwolf
5 years ago

Mako Tsunami was here.

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