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posted on 24 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Don’t do it man, last month the beach told me it was pregnant…

Photo courtesy of Arnold Mabbett.
Found on the beach at Tanggu, Tianjin, China. 

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DrLex
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DrLex

I thought I saw a jellyfish lying on the beach. I was wrong.

algernon
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algernon

Oh gee jizz

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The beach loves Sea Men.

algernon
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algernon

Its a nice beach

timmy
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timmy

Looks like it’s time to play beach blanket bango.

GwydionM
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Please return to your beloved sandcastle

Ben
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Ben

Sorry, it was a one night sand.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

so this is where the famous cocktail “Sex on The Beach” originates.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

That beach … !

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

You’re welcome to come again.

– Tai Ni Bei Bi Ho

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

You will find lots of Sun of a Beach roaming there.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

I’m on the prowl for some hot beaches.

Classic Steve
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Kids, do NOT bury me in the sand this time.

Marum
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Marum

My coming, does tend to stick the grains of sand together.

Marum
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Marum

One beach is the same as the other.

(The Duke in Rigoletto)

Marum
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Marum

This bloke goes to a nude beach, and this lass tries to bum a lift home from him.

“In the end he says: “If I give you a lift home, what’s in it for me?”

She replies: ‘SAND!’

tadchem
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tadchem

I’ll bet you say that to all the buoys.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The beach is a shore thing.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I didn’t like lying in the wet spot after the sea weed.

A.
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A.

The forbidden love story between a man and a beach.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Is that “coming again for your love” or “cumming again for your love”?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The beach really likes the breast stroke.

Lora
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Lora

Beauty and The Beach

Jox
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Jox

Sand scandal

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

Beach in Dubai has a different sign: Beach comers will be prosecuted.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Beach dependency is no laughing matter!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Come see this son of a beach

Sparky
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Sparky

Life’s a beach.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Lennie Bruce: “You put a guy on a desert island, he’ll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.” Or a hot beach.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

The desolate beach: “He never writes. He never calls.:

Garst
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I’m not letting the ocean take my love again!

Bert the Rabbit Boy
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Bert the Rabbit Boy

No thanks. I’m still on penicillin from the last coming.

Mc-Taz
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Mc-Taz

It is advised that you use a wet suit with your snorkel.

iLock
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iLock

Swim and must love at sea.

Silverwolf
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Mako Tsunami was here.

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