Truth!

Truth!

posted on 26 Sep 2014 in Clothing

Because ‘Vagina’ wouldn’t fit on the shirt.

Photo courtesy of Stephen A. Howard.

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GwydionM
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A poon with a view

iLock
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iLock

Tang?

DrLex
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DrLex

@iLock: that’s written on the back.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Wham! Bam! I’ll see you Latte.

algernon
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algernon

Bet she’s not

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

What’s that orange beverage the astronauts drink?

Marum
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Marum

@FB No idea. BUT! The orange beverage the Aborigine people drink, is called “Goom”.
It is a mixture of Fanta and Methylated Spirits.

Fanta is fairly poisonous at the best of times. I can assure you that it is not improved by the addition of Metho.

Marum
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Marum

Hmm. I would have thought that, VAG on the front, and INA on the rear, would be kind of amusing.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Swimming poon!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Poon Industry, Inc.

Biff the Understudy
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Porn!

Gooma
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Gooma

I didn’t know that coffee caused pregnancy.

Guess it depends on what you sit on, while you are drinking it.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Well, gag me with a…

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

What is uood?

Marum
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Marum

Hahaha Gooma. On the subject of sitting on things.

An ardent young fraulein named Ritter,
Was an accomplished and passionate —k-sitter,
With her prehensile hole,
She’d envelop your pole,
And squirm up and down when the urge hit’er.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

poon — short for spoony (with bard written on the back)

J-Luke
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J-Luke

i uood
But you uoodn’t

Peter
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Peter

Frankly I don’t get this one.
I gathered ‘poon’ is a tree of some sort . . . no?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Her husband last name is Tang and her first name is Regina.

RT
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RT

“i spent my vacation time in texas and all i got was this racist tshirt”

RT
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RT

edit: sexist

jjhitt
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jjhitt

RT: You spelled TEXAS correctly the first time.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT. Oud = An ancient Turkish and Arabic, 11 stringed instrument like a Lute. The top third or the neck is bent back at 60degres, and it has no frets. Circa. 3,000BC and still used in Iraq Persia and many Arabic countries.

The lack of frets, enables the operator to “bend” note and add vibrato. (That typical middle eastern music sound). At least to our western ears.

Marum
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Marum

Entschuligen sie mir: Persia = Iran. (I like Persia better = It brings to mind, the culture of such an ancient nation, rich in history – to the Old Testament days, and before — written history that is)

Marum
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Marum

Furthuremore. Pron: Oud = oood. (rhymes with food)

Hehe. I don’t know about food. But Oud music goes well with drinking Anise (Ouzo).

tadchem
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tadchem

This is uood in the morning.
Got uood?

@Marum: One man’s Mede is another man’s Persian. (a *very* old joke)

EffEff
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EffEff

Is she drinking a Tang?

Gooma
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Gooma

God Marum. Doesn’t that brain of yours ever forget anything? Remember how “Sassy” was so amazed, that you knew all about who she was, and where she came from, where she went to Uni, and who she was married to. That crazy brain of yours, collated all that info, from various blogs he had posted to, under various; noms de guerre. An Uod? Howinhell did you know that? But you like Flamenco, so you probably are mad. They tell me you were driving everybody crazy, playing a Fandango at 140 decibels the other day, so you could hear it over… Read more »

Marum
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Marum

I don’t know about that mate. I can’t remember the last time my wife gave me a f–k. 😥

Marum
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Marum

As far as that tree went mate. They were even more amazed when I leapt on the trunk as it fell, clapping in time to the music, and shouting: “OLE”!

As the Espanolo said: “Any ole will do.”

Marum
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Marum

@tadchem. They don’t com much older do they? 17th century BC.

When the early Persians settled in (northern?) Iran.

You had me for a tic there. I thought you meant Medea. (Niece of Circe. Granddaughter of Helios)

Marum
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Marum

Hehe. The four stages of woman perhaps?

1. Poonana
2. Poonani
4. Poontang
5. Poonono

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

It was originally designed for 3-year-old Tick fans.

igbay edray
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igbay edray

What sort of name is Poon?
It’s Comanche Indian.

Herro Killy
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Herro Killy

There is a Dickson Poon. School of business at university of England and he manufactures high end fashion…so maybe he’s the Asian Michael Kors or Ralph Lauren?

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