Truth!

Truth!

posted on 26 Sep 2014 in Clothing

Because ‘Vagina’ wouldn’t fit on the shirt.

Photo courtesy of Stephen A. Howard.

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GwydionM
6 years ago

A poon with a view

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Tang?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

@iLock: that’s written on the back.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Wham! Bam! I’ll see you Latte.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Bet she’s not

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

What’s that orange beverage the astronauts drink?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@FB No idea. BUT! The orange beverage the Aborigine people drink, is called “Goom”.
It is a mixture of Fanta and Methylated Spirits.

Fanta is fairly poisonous at the best of times. I can assure you that it is not improved by the addition of Metho.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hmm. I would have thought that, VAG on the front, and INA on the rear, would be kind of amusing.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Swimming poon!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Poon Industry, Inc.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Porn!

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

I didn’t know that coffee caused pregnancy.

Guess it depends on what you sit on, while you are drinking it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Well, gag me with a…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

What is uood?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hahaha Gooma. On the subject of sitting on things.

An ardent young fraulein named Ritter,
Was an accomplished and passionate —k-sitter,
With her prehensile hole,
She’d envelop your pole,
And squirm up and down when the urge hit’er.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

poon — short for spoony (with bard written on the back)

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

i uood
But you uoodn’t

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Frankly I don’t get this one.
I gathered ‘poon’ is a tree of some sort . . . no?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Her husband last name is Tang and her first name is Regina.

RT
RT
6 years ago

“i spent my vacation time in texas and all i got was this racist tshirt”

RT
RT
6 years ago

edit: sexist

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

RT: You spelled TEXAS correctly the first time.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT. Oud = An ancient Turkish and Arabic, 11 stringed instrument like a Lute. The top third or the neck is bent back at 60degres, and it has no frets. Circa. 3,000BC and still used in Iraq Persia and many Arabic countries.

The lack of frets, enables the operator to “bend” note and add vibrato. (That typical middle eastern music sound). At least to our western ears.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Entschuligen sie mir: Persia = Iran. (I like Persia better = It brings to mind, the culture of such an ancient nation, rich in history – to the Old Testament days, and before — written history that is)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Furthuremore. Pron: Oud = oood. (rhymes with food)

Hehe. I don’t know about food. But Oud music goes well with drinking Anise (Ouzo).

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

This is uood in the morning.
Got uood?

@Marum: One man’s Mede is another man’s Persian. (a *very* old joke)

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Is she drinking a Tang?

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

God Marum. Doesn’t that brain of yours ever forget anything? Remember how “Sassy” was so amazed, that you knew all about who she was, and where she came from, where she went to Uni, and who she was married to. That crazy brain of yours, collated all that info, from various blogs he had posted to, under various; noms de guerre. An Uod? Howinhell did you know that? But you like Flamenco, so you probably are mad. They tell me you were driving everybody crazy, playing a Fandango at 140 decibels the other day, so you could hear it over… Read more »

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I don’t know about that mate. I can’t remember the last time my wife gave me a f–k. 😥

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

As far as that tree went mate. They were even more amazed when I leapt on the trunk as it fell, clapping in time to the music, and shouting: “OLE”!

As the Espanolo said: “Any ole will do.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@tadchem. They don’t com much older do they? 17th century BC.

When the early Persians settled in (northern?) Iran.

You had me for a tic there. I thought you meant Medea. (Niece of Circe. Granddaughter of Helios)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hehe. The four stages of woman perhaps?

1. Poonana
2. Poonani
4. Poontang
5. Poonono

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

It was originally designed for 3-year-old Tick fans.

igbay edray
igbay edray
6 years ago

What sort of name is Poon?
It’s Comanche Indian.

Herro Killy
Herro Killy
5 years ago

There is a Dickson Poon. School of business at university of England and he manufactures high end fashion…so maybe he’s the Asian Michael Kors or Ralph Lauren?

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