Try move a little further step.

Try move a little further step.

posted on 14 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

Uncouth to forget wash the hand.

Photo courtesy of Adam Gillett.
Found above a urinal in Tibet. 

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Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

True, civilizations are based on the access to urinals. The ancient Romans knew this when building the aqueducts

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

I am almost afraid to ask why there is a clear plastic cover over the plaque.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

But peeing from all the way across the room is awesome, especially when you can aim accurately.

RT
RT
6 years ago

HULK STEP AWAY FROM URINAL!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s just a step to the left….

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Signed, Mee Hung Lo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Take 2:
Signed, Y.U.P. Fa.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Don’t be so aloof! We’re all friends here!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Yes, folks. Step right up! Five bucks buys you three shots at the urinal.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Step forward and greet Honorable Urinal.

Paul
Paul
6 years ago

(A moment of a father and his son in the restroom)

Son: “Father, can I stand in front of the urinal?”
Father: “Sure.”

(Son goes to the urinal and is overlooked by his father)

Father: “SON! What are you doing!? You’ll get your jacket dirty!”
Son: “The sign said to move forward and it said ‘civilized’!”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

What if I raise my thumb? Do I get extra points?

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

However it’s not so civilized to move a little further step to defecate.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t be shy. Our porcelain is very sociable.

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

Walking while peeing. Sounds legit.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Nothing like a civilised urinate to give that fresh air feeling

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

An Engrish variant of…

Please stand closer. The janitor has holes in his shoes.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

As always…

We aim to please. You aim too, please.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

SEE! It wasn’t as long as you thought it was.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Joshua. Not as easy as you think. I was concentrating so hard not to pee on my boots, I fell into a tree.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The Koran states, that it is a good idea to defecate, as far from your house as possible.

I guess, in your neighbour’s, would be a great idea.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

It’s not so civilised to move a big further step to defecate.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

If you can pee across the room (or over a shelf), the fire department needs you,

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

…what are all those drops behind the plastic…subtle signs of the collapse of civilization?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

everybody do the dribble dance

dalahast
dalahast
6 years ago

The Chinese on this one tries to be poetic: 上前一小步 / 文明一大步 (shàngqián yī xiǎobù / wénmíng yī dàbù), lit. “come forward one small step / [for] civilization, one big step”. Charming.

Dave
Dave
6 years ago

My skin is so much softer after I quit washing my hands after using the bathroom.

Paul
Paul
5 years ago

One small step forward to pee, one big step for civilization!

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