Try move a little further step.

Try move a little further step.

posted on 14 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

Uncouth to forget wash the hand.

Photo courtesy of Adam Gillett.
Found above a urinal in Tibet. 

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Jøshua
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Jøshua

True, civilizations are based on the access to urinals. The ancient Romans knew this when building the aqueducts

tadchem
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tadchem

I am almost afraid to ask why there is a clear plastic cover over the plaque.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

But peeing from all the way across the room is awesome, especially when you can aim accurately.

RT
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RT

HULK STEP AWAY FROM URINAL!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s just a step to the left….

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Signed, Mee Hung Lo.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Take 2:
Signed, Y.U.P. Fa.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Don’t be so aloof! We’re all friends here!

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Yes, folks. Step right up! Five bucks buys you three shots at the urinal.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Step forward and greet Honorable Urinal.

Paul
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Paul

(A moment of a father and his son in the restroom)

Son: “Father, can I stand in front of the urinal?”
Father: “Sure.”

(Son goes to the urinal and is overlooked by his father)

Father: “SON! What are you doing!? You’ll get your jacket dirty!”
Son: “The sign said to move forward and it said ‘civilized’!”

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

What if I raise my thumb? Do I get extra points?

timmy
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timmy

However it’s not so civilized to move a little further step to defecate.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Don’t be shy. Our porcelain is very sociable.

Jøshua
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Jøshua

Walking while peeing. Sounds legit.

algernon
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algernon

Nothing like a civilised urinate to give that fresh air feeling

Chuck
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Chuck

An Engrish variant of…

Please stand closer. The janitor has holes in his shoes.

Chuck
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Chuck

As always…

We aim to please. You aim too, please.

Marum
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Marum

SEE! It wasn’t as long as you thought it was.

Marum
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Marum

@Joshua. Not as easy as you think. I was concentrating so hard not to pee on my boots, I fell into a tree.

Marum
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Marum

The Koran states, that it is a good idea to defecate, as far from your house as possible.

I guess, in your neighbour’s, would be a great idea.

Peter
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Peter

It’s not so civilised to move a big further step to defecate.

EffEff
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EffEff

If you can pee across the room (or over a shelf), the fire department needs you,

zerima
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zerima

…what are all those drops behind the plastic…subtle signs of the collapse of civilization?

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

everybody do the dribble dance

dalahast
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dalahast

The Chinese on this one tries to be poetic: 上前一小步 / 文明一大步 (shàngqián yī xiǎobù / wénmíng yī dàbù), lit. “come forward one small step / [for] civilization, one big step”. Charming.

Dave
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Dave

My skin is so much softer after I quit washing my hands after using the bathroom.

Paul
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Paul

One small step forward to pee, one big step for civilization!

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