Very moderate smokers

Very moderate smokers

posted on 11 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

Because two bong would be ludicrous…

Photo courtesy of Jason Hsieh.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan.
Should read “wan bang”. 

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algernon
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algernon

Just a little THC

algernon
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algernon

Puff the magic dragon…

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

we specialize in one bang lawsuits!

Ben
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Ben

Visit our new Denver office!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Weed fight for you!

J-Luke
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J-Luke

One Bong sues all.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Habeas, like, Corpus, dude… You know what I mean Judge?

Chuck
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Chuck

♫♪ ♪♫ One toke over the line, sweet Jesus. ♫♪ ♪♫
♫♪ ♪♫ One toke over the line,. ♫♪ ♪♫

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I’d stay away from that joint if I were you.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

After the destruction of the One Ring, Sauron fell so low that he could never, ever, rise again. He became a lawyer.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

They have an excellent company bowling team.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

They have gone far beyond serving papers.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

You can count on them to take your case to the highest court.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Part of Big Bang Cooperation

Chuck
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Chuck

♫♪ ♪♫ One bong over the line, sweet Jesus. ♫♪ ♪♫
♫♪ ♪♫ One bong over the line,. ♫♪ ♪♫

Classic Steve
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“May I present Exhibit A…. Whoa. It’s more colorful than I realized.”

Marum
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Marum

An hour, a day, a week, or a month?

Marum
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Marum

Amate of mine who worked with the Pitjantjatjarra people in S.A. reckoned that while the Aboriginal people did not invent the petrol bomb, they perfected it.
Four aborigine youths decided to sniff some petrol, and butane capsules. To get maximum effect from the fumes, they locked themselves in a car, with the windows up. However, one of them was smoking a joint at the time.

Ash in a flash!

Gooma
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Gooma

I parked the hire car in Brissie one day, right in front of a Doctor’s surgery. As I walked round the car to the footpath, I casually read their shingle.
It read Doctors Dingle Dingle and – I thought if the next name is Dong, I will fall down – but it turned out to be Jones, or something.
A golden opportunity wasted.

Biff the Understudy
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Ash bong durbatuluk…

Gooma
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Gooma

BTW Did anyone type in the website addy.?

Marum
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Marum

Wong Bong Law Co. Auckland NZ.

Marum
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Marum

Q. Why is an Irish Submarine like a used condom.

A. It is full of useless siemens.

Gooma
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Gooma

♫Leap like a fish,
Jump like a porpoise,
All clap hands,
And Habeas Corpus♪

(Ballard of Lizzie Borden)

Johnny Cache
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Before they serve someone papers, they roll them.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Could you reefer me to a good lawyer?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Their qualifications are doobieous.

RT
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RT

they must love company meetings then

Garst
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Layers that share, especially a single bong? I’m surprised.

tadchem
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tadchem

Most of their clients are hookahs.

zerima
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zerima

only ONE bong and that is FIRM

EffEff
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EffEff

As opposed to German submarines made by Siemens….

iLock
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iLock

Well they have a reputation for being wankers…but these guys are
just bong-kers!

Jøshua
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Jøshua

hold on I have to check my habook

GwydionM
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One Bong to bring you there
And in the darkness screw you

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Located in room 420, of course.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Just a token bong. Tokin’ bong. Whatever….

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