We have Power Bars and Red Bull…

We have Power Bars and Red Bull…

posted on 13 Sep 2014 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Joy Guru Nagano.
They meant to say “Viking” which in Japanese
means “All You Can Eat Buffet”. 

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szk
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szk

Yeah. Good look getting on a bicycle after eating all this

algernon
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algernon

Something for the tour.

algernon
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algernon

Keep on biking

iLock
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iLock

You’d think plastic bottles would be a better idea than drinking
from glasses, whilst biking.

iLock
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iLock

Just like doping, lunch biking gives you an unfair advantage via
extra energy and nutrition over the other riders,
therefore partaking in the practice disqualifies you!

iLock
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iLock

If Lance Armstrong kept his prostate cancer a secret, he could
have smuggled one of those round crispy things (on the right)
down his Lycra shorts and no one would have been the wiser!

iLock
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iLock

Is that a big army of beer and hard liquor behind the juice and cola?
What is this Jackass?!

iLock
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iLock

* I mean – Biking after that all that (alcohol) – What is this Jackass?!

Chris
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Chris

What kind of food are you trying to pedal here?

Marum
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Marum

Were trying to pedal our wares.

Marum
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Marum

Ah Chris. Entschuldigung sie mir.
I typed before I readed.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Ballet parking in the back.

Marum
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Marum

For goodness Sake’ buy out food.

Gooma
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Gooma

I love the smell of salmonella in the morning.

Gooma
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Gooma

All the bi-kings eat here.

(or should that be bi-queens?)

Gooma
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Gooma

“Viking” ah! I’m here to rape pillage and burn.

Just giveus a minute to get my equipment ready.

Gooma
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Gooma

Actually, it is not really a bicycle – it is a pipe bomb.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Saddle of lamb is on the menu.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Gives a whole new meaning to Meals on Wheels.

zerima
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zerima

B.U.I.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

You’ll need a balanced meal.

coffeebot
Guest

I’ll have the Schwinn Plate with Campangolo Sauce.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT. I can understand why it’s a sad ol lamb. It’s dead.

Gooma
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Gooma

OUR FOOD IS SECOND TO NOTHING.

Gooma
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Gooma

After eating here I win every stage. As long as there is a toilet at the end of it.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

The divided tray hangs conveniently across the top frame bar for eating on the go. You just have to be careful to eat a bit at a time from each side to maintain balance.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

and I thought the Vikings only eat Spam.

Auntie
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Auntie

Thus we witness the awesome power of the letters “B” and “V”.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

New department in a chain store?

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

I didn’t know we were coming here; I brought a vag lunch.

EffEff
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EffEff

What’s next, lunch swimming? (blub blub blub)

GwydionM
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Police are anxious to interview the biker seen eating a buffet dip while “doing a ton”.

So are several members of the public sprayed with hot sauce, who are currently using Social Media to assemble a Lynch Mob.

Marum
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Marum

I have a PET bottle for that.

Marum
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Marum

The crumbed Yak’s nuts look good.

Marum
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Marum

Is that a PET Bottle and two crumbed Yak’s nuts?

Or ase you just really pleased to meet me.

Marum
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Marum

That’s hilarious but I meant “are”. 😛

Marum
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Marum

If you can “insert” a one litre PET Bottle, you have problems.

Rt
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Rt

Also try our “lunch biking: extreme edition!”

can you pedal around our mountain trail?

With a tandem bike?

… Eating BBQ beef ribs?!?

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Hamburgers are off the lunch biking menu. Sore buns!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

In Japan you can order fast food from the drive thru using a bicycle. Actually it would make sense since most people don’t drive anyways.

iLock
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iLock

Oh no! The All You Can Eat Buffets are here!
They’re going to rape and pillage, get out!

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

My lunch always takes the train.

Seven of Nine
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Seven of Nine

Actually the Japanese word reads baikingu, not viking. They don’t have the v sound.

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