We have Power Bars and Red Bull…

We have Power Bars and Red Bull…

posted on 13 Sep 2014 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Joy Guru Nagano.
They meant to say “Viking” which in Japanese
means “All You Can Eat Buffet”. 

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szk
szk
6 years ago

Yeah. Good look getting on a bicycle after eating all this

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Something for the tour.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Keep on biking

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

You’d think plastic bottles would be a better idea than drinking
from glasses, whilst biking.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Just like doping, lunch biking gives you an unfair advantage via
extra energy and nutrition over the other riders,
therefore partaking in the practice disqualifies you!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

If Lance Armstrong kept his prostate cancer a secret, he could
have smuggled one of those round crispy things (on the right)
down his Lycra shorts and no one would have been the wiser!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Is that a big army of beer and hard liquor behind the juice and cola?
What is this Jackass?!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

* I mean – Biking after that all that (alcohol) – What is this Jackass?!

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

What kind of food are you trying to pedal here?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Were trying to pedal our wares.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Ah Chris. Entschuldigung sie mir.
I typed before I readed.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Ballet parking in the back.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

For goodness Sake’ buy out food.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

I love the smell of salmonella in the morning.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

All the bi-kings eat here.

(or should that be bi-queens?)

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

“Viking” ah! I’m here to rape pillage and burn.

Just giveus a minute to get my equipment ready.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Actually, it is not really a bicycle – it is a pipe bomb.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Saddle of lamb is on the menu.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Gives a whole new meaning to Meals on Wheels.

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

B.U.I.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You’ll need a balanced meal.

coffeebot
6 years ago

I’ll have the Schwinn Plate with Campangolo Sauce.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT. I can understand why it’s a sad ol lamb. It’s dead.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

OUR FOOD IS SECOND TO NOTHING.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

After eating here I win every stage. As long as there is a toilet at the end of it.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

The divided tray hangs conveniently across the top frame bar for eating on the go. You just have to be careful to eat a bit at a time from each side to maintain balance.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

and I thought the Vikings only eat Spam.

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

Thus we witness the awesome power of the letters “B” and “V”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

New department in a chain store?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I didn’t know we were coming here; I brought a vag lunch.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

What’s next, lunch swimming? (blub blub blub)

GwydionM
6 years ago

Police are anxious to interview the biker seen eating a buffet dip while “doing a ton”.

So are several members of the public sprayed with hot sauce, who are currently using Social Media to assemble a Lynch Mob.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I have a PET bottle for that.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The crumbed Yak’s nuts look good.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Is that a PET Bottle and two crumbed Yak’s nuts?

Or ase you just really pleased to meet me.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

That’s hilarious but I meant “are”. 😛

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you can “insert” a one litre PET Bottle, you have problems.

Rt
Rt
6 years ago

Also try our “lunch biking: extreme edition!”

can you pedal around our mountain trail?

With a tandem bike?

… Eating BBQ beef ribs?!?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Hamburgers are off the lunch biking menu. Sore buns!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

In Japan you can order fast food from the drive thru using a bicycle. Actually it would make sense since most people don’t drive anyways.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Oh no! The All You Can Eat Buffets are here!
They’re going to rape and pillage, get out!

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

My lunch always takes the train.

Seven of Nine
Seven of Nine
6 years ago

Actually the Japanese word reads baikingu, not viking. They don’t have the v sound.

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