We use only the freshest elbow grease

We use only the freshest elbow grease

posted on 23 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Served with MSG (Moist Sweaty Glands)

Photo courtesy of May Cheung Hoffman‎.

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GwydionM
6 years ago

Everybody loves Kung Fu chickens
Their sweat is always trickling

(To the tune of “Kung Fu Fighting”.)

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Come on Bruce you’ll love it

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

One of the specialities of the Fuk Yeun

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

A bit too salty to my taste.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

If you like our chicken, you should also try our Sweat and Sour Porn (Pork).

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

We serve only free range chickens that have bad dispositions.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

Kung Pao chicken! Isn’t it the famous “the temple explodes the chicken cube” stuff? Funny how this is the only thing they got right.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

In the late 80s, the Hilltop Hotel/Motel a Goonellabah, in Lismore, employed a Chinese bloke to do the cooking. His steak and blackbean was the best I had eaten anywhere, including Little Bourke Street in Melbourne. His meals were recommended far and wide, in the Northern Rivers area.
I thought that was amazing for humble little Lismore.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Menu from the Fook & Yu Restaurant, in downtown Kowloon.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Their chickens are worked to death.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

If you can’t raise a sweat, with some of the chicks in the Jig a Jig Massage Parlour – you are obviously dead.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Our chickens are killed humanely.
We get Kevin Rudd or John Howard, to talk to them for a few hours.
In the end, the chickens cut their own throats.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: DO NUT CHICKEN

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

From ‘Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Chicken’s Armpit One Midsummer Morning’

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

@alexmagnus.
We will have none of those terrorist sympathizing, suicide bomber, jihad advocating chickens, in Oz thank you. We have passed laws against them. 😆

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Next door to the Nike factory.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

The sweat is fresh from our sweat shops, and the chicken has a bad attitude.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

GMO chickens, now with extra armpits.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Of course the chickens are sour. They’re well past their perspiration date.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Goes great with a glass of Pocari Sweat.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Perhaps the worst chicken ever prepared except the Sweat and Sewer Chicken

Jox
Jox
6 years ago

Are the cashews harvested locally or armported?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sweat and sour chicken goes with the pee soup and crap dumpings.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Our chickens were killed while exercising to “Sweating to the Oldies”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Pore-lickin’ good!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

So there’s no sweat on the nuts in the cashew nut chicken?
Good…

IMF
IMF
6 years ago

Sweat and sour: Because working out makes some areas not too good-smelling.

Zammy
Zammy
6 years ago

We’ve got strict rules for the chicken—they have to work out in the gym for 4 hrs each day, in order to bring forth that unique flavor.

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