We use only the freshest elbow grease

We use only the freshest elbow grease

posted on 23 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Served with MSG (Moist Sweaty Glands)

Photo courtesy of May Cheung Hoffman‎.

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GwydionM
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Everybody loves Kung Fu chickens
Their sweat is always trickling

(To the tune of “Kung Fu Fighting”.)

algernon
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algernon

Come on Bruce you’ll love it

algernon
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algernon

One of the specialities of the Fuk Yeun

DrLex
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DrLex

A bit too salty to my taste.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

If you like our chicken, you should also try our Sweat and Sour Porn (Pork).

timmy
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timmy

We serve only free range chickens that have bad dispositions.

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

Kung Pao chicken! Isn’t it the famous “the temple explodes the chicken cube” stuff? Funny how this is the only thing they got right.

Marum
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Marum

In the late 80s, the Hilltop Hotel/Motel a Goonellabah, in Lismore, employed a Chinese bloke to do the cooking. His steak and blackbean was the best I had eaten anywhere, including Little Bourke Street in Melbourne. His meals were recommended far and wide, in the Northern Rivers area.
I thought that was amazing for humble little Lismore.

Marum
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Marum

Menu from the Fook & Yu Restaurant, in downtown Kowloon.

Sparky
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Sparky

Their chickens are worked to death.

Gooma
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Gooma

If you can’t raise a sweat, with some of the chicks in the Jig a Jig Massage Parlour – you are obviously dead.

Gooma
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Gooma

Our chickens are killed humanely.
We get Kevin Rudd or John Howard, to talk to them for a few hours.
In the end, the chickens cut their own throats.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: DO NUT CHICKEN

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

From ‘Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Chicken’s Armpit One Midsummer Morning’

Gooma
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Gooma

@alexmagnus.
We will have none of those terrorist sympathizing, suicide bomber, jihad advocating chickens, in Oz thank you. We have passed laws against them. 😆

Biff the Understudy
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Next door to the Nike factory.

tadchem
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tadchem

The sweat is fresh from our sweat shops, and the chicken has a bad attitude.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

GMO chickens, now with extra armpits.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Of course the chickens are sour. They’re well past their perspiration date.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Goes great with a glass of Pocari Sweat.

Peter
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Peter

Perhaps the worst chicken ever prepared except the Sweat and Sewer Chicken

Jox
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Jox

Are the cashews harvested locally or armported?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Sweat and sour chicken goes with the pee soup and crap dumpings.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Our chickens were killed while exercising to “Sweating to the Oldies”

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Pore-lickin’ good!

iLock
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iLock

So there’s no sweat on the nuts in the cashew nut chicken?
Good…

IMF
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IMF

Sweat and sour: Because working out makes some areas not too good-smelling.

Zammy
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Zammy

We’ve got strict rules for the chicken—they have to work out in the gym for 4 hrs each day, in order to bring forth that unique flavor.

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