You must be this tasty to ride…

You must be this tasty to ride…

posted on 8 Sep 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

Things got better when they stopped oiling the slide with butter.

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Shifley.
Found at water park in New Delhi, India. 

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algernon
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algernon

Do the frogs feet come in butter

algernon
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algernon

My what big frogs you have

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It’s skin. For adults.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

From ‘Dial M for Meat’

GwydionM
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Persons taller than 4 foot 6 inches will be eaten by the frogs

jjhitt
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jjhitt

♫ I said, “Hey, Froggy,
Take a ride on the wild slide.”
And the green colored girls say,
“Doo do doo do doo do do doo…♫

Sparky
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Sparky

Don’t let your meat loaf.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The Frogger Game was originally developed in India.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

• One foot at a time.
• This is meat for frogs.

iLock
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iLock

The frogs eat the meat, then the skin gets delivered to “It’s skin”

Marum
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Marum

54″?? That’s a f—-n big Frog.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I can’t eat frogs, they make me jumpy.

Marum
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Marum

It is obvious that they could not use “meant”, for women can use it too.

Marum
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Marum

I always went down the slides head first.

Abnd it didn’t affect me – affect me.

Gooma
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Gooma

At the bottom of the slide the frogs lie waiting.

Gooma
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Gooma

humans over 54″ are too big for them to swallow whole.

BUURRRPPPP!

Marum
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Marum

The frogs all waited at the bottom of the slide,
There they grabbed each kid and bingo he died,
For a froggy’s mouth can open so wide,
That little kidddies can fit inside.

For a frog doesn’t munch of chomp or chew,
Just one large gulp as he swallows you,
And all of a sudden you’ll find you have died,
And your body will dissolve as you lay there inside.

A frog doesn’t care whether it is girl or boy,
For he will eat either with equal joy,
As you scream in terror ar you slide right down,
And in his stomach acid you will slowly drown

Goooma
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Goooma

@Marum. My kids still have nightmares from your bedtime stories.

No wonder your kids swore you wrote “Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Galaxy”.
I think mine went to sleep because the sheer terror exhausted them.
But they (the stories), were dammed effective at getting them to sleep.

Long long waitpela. 😯

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Any adults found on this slide will be toad away.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You butcher left foot in,
You butcher left foot out…

Biff the Understudy
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Tastes like chicken.

Mineko Unabara
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I’m glad it wasn’t a Flog Slide.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal…..”

Garst
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BYOM – Bring Your Own Meat

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you like the frog slide be sure to try spinning on the tad pole.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This slide is held together with steel ribbits.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

This is not 54″ meat for adults. That is some loooong….. er legs to require feet first

Jøshua
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Jøshua

Yep, frog, meat, kids love it.

Lora
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Lora

Froggy went-a hunting and he did slide, uh-huh…
Froggy went a-hunting and he did slide, uh-huh…
Froggy went a-hunting and he did slide,
So the kids he ate could neatly fit inside, uh huh, uh-huh, yum-yum.

EffEff
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EffEff

So the’s where frog legs come from.

zerima
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zerima

WATCH OUT FOR BIG PILE OF FROGS AT BOTTOM

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