An imperative

An imperative

posted on 4 Oct 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Stephen Fein.
Sign found in Phuket, Thailand warning
tourists to watch out for blind pedestrians.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Why not!

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

What no dog

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Didn’t see that coming…

Tong
Tong
5 years ago

Or you are not allowed to cross the road. (PS. Trust me, you’d be better off blind when you cross the road in Thailand)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I could see. Now I am blind.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Go Braille Yourself.

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

…or do not be blind. There is no try.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

This is taking empathy to a whole new level.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

If I ever left my house without my walking stick
Well, it would be something I could never explain
Oh, the thing that makes me click on lovers lane
Would go for naught, if I were caught without my cane

Leon Dead-Eye

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Don’t you see the sign, Sir?
– But Officer … I’m blind!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

See no evil.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Blinded by the windshield in Phuket.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Be Blind and Grope someone!

szk
szk
5 years ago

Or we will poke your eyes out with a bit stick

Classic Steve
5 years ago

There must be something really ugly up ahead. Or else a poorly guarded government secret.

Tong
Tong
5 years ago

Now you see it, now you don’t!

Tong
Tong
5 years ago

Why do a blind cross the road? To be on the other sight.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

CAUTION: In Case You Are Already Blind, Carefully Have A Heart Attack And Fall Through The Window Onto Exploding Bomb

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

In South Brissie there is a sign at one of the bus stops: BLIND PEOPLE ALIGHT HERE. Which gives rise to a few questions: 1. How do they know if they are blind? 2. Am I expected to throw a blind person off the bus at this stop? 3. As I have never seen a blind person burning at this stop, am I expected to light one up? 4. If after throwing a blind person off the bus, should I throw his Labrador after him? 5. Should I make all of the above redundant, by killing the Bus-driverm and setting… Read more »

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

NO BLIND PEOPLE ALLOWED ON SITE!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

UPON ARRIVAL ALLSITE EMPLOYEES ARE TO RAISE THE BLIND.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

All patrons who are not blind by 10.00PM., will be offered faster service.

Gooma
Gooma
5 years ago

@Marum. It is the latest game craze. You wear an isolation suit, and you use that long pointed thing, to spike all those little silver eyes that glare at you from the floor.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Venetian or Holland?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Be blind or else it’s curtains!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

My eyes! The sign, it does nothing!

Auntie
Auntie
5 years ago

That sign was the last thing I saw…after that…nothing…now where is the sign for BE SEEING?

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Vote Democrat!

GwydionM
5 years ago

If not already, please to get drunk first.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

And no, more fapping won’t help.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

And no, more fapping won’t help.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Apparently it can make one see double, though!

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
5 years ago

If you can read this sign, you’re breaking the law

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

Dude’s bein’ blind like a boss.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

Finally! No more of that “Are you blind?” nonsense when breaking the rules!

tadchem
tadchem
5 years ago

But Officer! I never saw the sign!

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Fortune favours the blind.

Jack
Jack
5 years ago

I’m sure there’s a Marxist political message in that sign somewhere.

Spades Slick
Spades Slick
5 years ago

Be blind. Violators will prosecute immediate.

PORKFAT
PORKFAT
5 years ago

AND FABULOUS!

chaoticbaboosh
4 years ago

be blind ! , but not subtle ….

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