Photo courtesy of Stephen Fein.
Sign found in Phuket, Thailand warning
tourists to watch out for blind pedestrians.
What no dog
Didn’t see that coming…
Or you are not allowed to cross the road. (PS. Trust me, you’d be better off blind when you cross the road in Thailand)
I could see. Now I am blind.
Go Braille Yourself.
…or do not be blind. There is no try.
This is taking empathy to a whole new level.
If I ever left my house without my walking stick
Well, it would be something I could never explain
Oh, the thing that makes me click on lovers lane
Would go for naught, if I were caught without my cane
– Don’t you see the sign, Sir?
– But Officer … I’m blind!
See no evil.
Blinded by the windshield in Phuket.
Be Blind and Grope someone!
Or we will poke your eyes out with a bit stick
There must be something really ugly up ahead. Or else a poorly guarded government secret.
Now you see it, now you don’t!
Why do a blind cross the road? To be on the other sight.
CAUTION: In Case You Are Already Blind, Carefully Have A Heart Attack And Fall Through The Window Onto Exploding Bomb
In South Brissie there is a sign at one of the bus stops:
BLIND PEOPLE ALIGHT HERE.
Which gives rise to a few questions:
1. How do they know if they are blind?
2. Am I expected to throw a blind person off the bus at this stop?
3. As I have never seen a blind person burning at this stop, am I expected to light one up?
4. If after throwing a blind person off the bus, should I throw his
Labrador after him?
5. Should I make all of the above redundant, by killing the Bus-driverm and setting fire to the bus?
NO BLIND PEOPLE ALLOWED ON SITE!
UPON ARRIVAL ALLSITE EMPLOYEES ARE TO RAISE THE BLIND.
All patrons who are not blind by 10.00PM., will be offered faster service.
@Marum. It is the latest game craze. You wear an isolation suit, and you use that long pointed thing, to spike all those little silver eyes that glare at you from the floor.
Venetian or Holland?
Be blind or else it’s curtains!
My eyes! The sign, it does nothing!
That sign was the last thing I saw…after that…nothing…now where is the sign for BE SEEING?
If not already, please to get drunk first.
And no, more fapping won’t help.
Apparently it can make one see double, though!
If you can read this sign, you’re breaking the law
Dude’s bein’ blind like a boss.
Finally! No more of that “Are you blind?” nonsense when breaking the rules!
But Officer! I never saw the sign!
Fortune favours the blind.
I’m sure there’s a Marxist political message in that sign somewhere.
Be blind. Violators will prosecute immediate.
be blind ! , but not subtle ….