Cold Dishes

Cold Dishes

posted on 10 Oct 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Chunpan Geo.
Found at traditional restaurant in Shanghai, China.

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

The peanuts a bright

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

So refreshing the seaweed statements what do you reckon Betty a Hong

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

What makes the soybeans worse big PICKLES I suspects

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

The proprietor is quite proud of finally getting caught up on his seaweed bills.

pasdrole
pasdrole
7 years ago

We roast our peanuts in only the most noble gas.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

No matter how bad our competitors’ soybeans are, ours are worse.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

BETTY! Put those pickles down!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The Silence of the Seaweed.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Your refreshing seaweed statements for today:
1. Seaweed is a macroscopic, multicellular, marine algae that lives near the seabed (benthic).
2. Seaweed is an ingredient in toothpaste, cosmetics and paints.
3. Freshwater filtration applications are useful, too, and will commonly grow species such as Spirogyra.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I have never seen a salamander with chicken legs in the wild. This must be a scam!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’ll have the Chicken Sauce Chicken, in sauce, with chicken.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Don’t judge Betty, she’s fallen on hard times and needs to make a living.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I went on a red date with Betty. She was impressed with my big PICKLE.

mr waldo
mr waldo
7 years ago

The thing about Venetian wire is it can be a bit tough if you don’t pickle it but without it the halogen peanut just doesn’t work.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Would you like the peanut fluoride, peanut chloride, peanut bromide, or peanut iodide?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Seaweed said, “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets it’s wings.”

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
7 years ago

Worse soybeans… Good and worst beans are sold out?

Refreshing seaweed statements… Well, I’d pay much more than 8 Yuan to hear seaweed speak.

Chicken sauce Chicken… Wow, Chicken is a trademark now? Talking of trademarks, Halogen is a funny one, especially for something like peanuts.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

After the hot and sour seaweed has abused you, try the refreshing seaweed statements.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Where does seaweed look for a job?… In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Big PICKLES.

You rang?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Three days after eating our glutinous rice, you will have a red date too.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Dr Lex . A scam?

Possible a scampi.

GwydionM
7 years ago

It is a far far worse soyabean I serve, than you have ever tried before.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Halogen peanuts?

Yes. We crossed then with Mandarins.

They have quartz.’

BOOM! BOOM!

Gooma
Gooma
7 years ago

Hey Marum!

Ve vill haf to make das Best von der Wurst.

(crappy German joke)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The soybeans are so bad they don’t even qualify as has-beans.

Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Betty works at the Suk Hong building. ‘Nuff said.

Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

I had pickled Venetian wireless the other night — a drunken Italian ham radio operator was on 7.033 MHz.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Buy 2 or more meals and the seaweed statements are complimentary.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The Venetian wire may be pickled, but it still knows how to conduct itself.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Sorry, no more peanuts today. They argon.

szk
szk
7 years ago

@Biff the Understudy

Another fellow ham lurks on here? No kidding

Someone2
Someone2
7 years ago

Their PICKLES are so big that even the word itself is big!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Ugly Betty!

Auntie
Auntie
7 years ago

And now, ladies and gentlemen, a word from Mr. and Mrs. Seaweed…
“”…

Ah, thank you. The waving in the current dance was lovely.

Auntie
Auntie
7 years ago

opps, repost…

And now, ladies and gentlemen, a word from Mr. and Mrs. Seaweed…

“crickets”

Ah, thank you. The “waving in the current” dance was lovely.

,,,applause…

Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

@szk: Kilo-eight “tomorrow isn’t yesterday” at your service. 73!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

Pickled venetian wires… Are they talking about people that have small PICKLES (wink wink nudge nudge)

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Up to 30% more efficient than conventional peanuts!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

The Venetian Blind store is in a bit of a pickle, a big PICKLE.
It was found out to be moonlighting as Mafia HQ.

“One of them bigshot pickles was wearing a wire, yeah, disguised himself
as a Venetian blind wire, and Tommy you’ll never guess where he’s from…
Italy, he was a family friend… there’s a lot of traitors in the midst boss,
I’m telling ya.”

Shouldn’t the big be caps for emphasis instead? Just a thought….

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Be Blind.
Be Venetian Blind.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Resfreshing seaweed statement of humour:
Why did the beach blush? … Because the seaweed

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Col Harland “Wild” Salamander’s original recipe!

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Waiter, a salamander sauce salamander and a pickled fluorine. Skip the sodium, please.

Albert
Albert
7 years ago

Science Fact: Wild salamander chicken legs are produced bombarding standard salamander legs with peanut halogen light.

PMT
PMT
7 years ago

This guy’s statements are so refreshing! Seaweed for president!

Daniel
Daniel
7 years ago

The Soybeans are worse than the salamanders, but not as bad as the Venetian wire.

mofart
mofart
7 years ago

You said you wanted to try authentic chinese food…

Tim
Tim
7 years ago

I like my pickled Venetian wires with a side of Marconi and Cheese for balance.

Whirled One
Whirled One
7 years ago

I’ll have Chicken sauce Chicken Chicken Chicken sauce Chicken and Chicken.

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