Emergency notice

Emergency notice

posted on 22 Oct 2014 in Chinglish

I’ve been sitting on it all along!

Photo courtesy of Jena.
Found on a train in Taiwan. 

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GwydionM
6 years ago

The cut-out bull is in the china shop.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

OMG, I was looking for it everywhere!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Cut out cock 2s not found. Please eject to continue.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy! I found a hot-dog!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

“I think your fly is open.”
“No, that’s my emergency cut out cock.”

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well hello big boy

Stan
Stan
6 years ago

In case of horniness, search under the chair.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Funny place for a door

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Special train car for eunuchs!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

From the Lorena Bobbit rail line.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Sowwy about my speech impediment. I didn’t mean to say, “Whip it out….”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If the “cock 15” why would you cut it out?

To preserve it for posterity?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Oh. I see. When you operate the handle any cock over 4″ will be cut off.

After all, it was designed by Asians.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Please enjoy your ride.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Bob suddenly realized he was in the wrong chair at the wrong time.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Please to enjoy your ride.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

AHA!! Now I know where it is, I have an idea for a great practical joke. Next time I flying down from PNG, when they are serving lunch, I will operate the handle. That will cut off the hydraulics to the hatch. When the hatch then flies off at 39,000′ the explosive decompression should be most impressive. The trolleys, meal trays, hosties, and anyone without their seatbelt done up, will vanish out the hatch, along with the dirt, rubbish, papers, inflight magazines, loose shoes, and all the rest of the rubbish which usually clutters up the cabin. I wonder if… Read more »

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Sounds painful.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Don’t worry. If it is 15 the hostess will be only too pleased to kiss it better. 😆

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Marum! I think the word would be ecstatic.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Rescue Rooster is here to save the day!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Cut Out Cock — taking paper dolls to the next level.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Not real engrish, not even bad english.
But with a perfect excuse to make dick jokes, no one cases.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If pulling the cock doesn’t open the door, try climbing inuendo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Feel for it carefully, you wouldn’t want to prick your finger.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

So it’s not only cars that have dickie seats.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The cock is held in place by a couple of nuts.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I’m not sure what use hiding paper doll roosters under the chairs would have.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Dick? Dick, is that you?!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@jjhitt 7:56: They tell us it’s Engrish but that’s just a phallusy.

RT
RT
6 years ago

the power of the schwartz is in you-i mean, under the chair, lonestar!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Great practical joke you can play on your wife’s old boyfriend when he comes to town.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT I thought a “phallusy” was the worlds smallest one.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Indecent Exposure

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

@Gooma: PNG has lossless decompression. You need to do that flying from JPG.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Yikes . . . ouch!
Where’s my knob?

chaoticbaboosh
4 years ago

sounds messy

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