Emergency notice

Emergency notice

posted on 22 Oct 2014 in Chinglish

I’ve been sitting on it all along!

Photo courtesy of Jena.
Found on a train in Taiwan. 

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GwydionM
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The cut-out bull is in the china shop.

Tong
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Tong

OMG, I was looking for it everywhere!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Cut out cock 2s not found. Please eject to continue.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! I found a hot-dog!

DrLex
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DrLex

“I think your fly is open.”
“No, that’s my emergency cut out cock.”

algernon
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algernon

Well hello big boy

Stan
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Stan

In case of horniness, search under the chair.

algernon
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algernon

Funny place for a door

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Special train car for eunuchs!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

From the Lorena Bobbit rail line.

Classic Steve
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Sowwy about my speech impediment. I didn’t mean to say, “Whip it out….”

Marum
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Marum

If the “cock 15” why would you cut it out?

To preserve it for posterity?

Marum
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Marum

Oh. I see. When you operate the handle any cock over 4″ will be cut off.

After all, it was designed by Asians.

tadchem
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tadchem

Please enjoy your ride.

Sparky
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Sparky

Bob suddenly realized he was in the wrong chair at the wrong time.

tadchem
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tadchem

Please to enjoy your ride.

Gooma
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Gooma

AHA!! Now I know where it is, I have an idea for a great practical joke. Next time I flying down from PNG, when they are serving lunch, I will operate the handle. That will cut off the hydraulics to the hatch. When the hatch then flies off at 39,000′ the explosive decompression should be most impressive. The trolleys, meal trays, hosties, and anyone without their seatbelt done up, will vanish out the hatch, along with the dirt, rubbish, papers, inflight magazines, loose shoes, and all the rest of the rubbish which usually clutters up the cabin. I wonder if… Read more »

JimS
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JimS

Sounds painful.

Marum
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Marum

Don’t worry. If it is 15 the hostess will be only too pleased to kiss it better. 😆

Gooma
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Gooma

Marum! I think the word would be ecstatic.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Rescue Rooster is here to save the day!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Cut Out Cock — taking paper dolls to the next level.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Not real engrish, not even bad english.
But with a perfect excuse to make dick jokes, no one cases.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If pulling the cock doesn’t open the door, try climbing inuendo.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Feel for it carefully, you wouldn’t want to prick your finger.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

So it’s not only cars that have dickie seats.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The cock is held in place by a couple of nuts.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I’m not sure what use hiding paper doll roosters under the chairs would have.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Dick? Dick, is that you?!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@jjhitt 7:56: They tell us it’s Engrish but that’s just a phallusy.

RT
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RT

the power of the schwartz is in you-i mean, under the chair, lonestar!

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Great practical joke you can play on your wife’s old boyfriend when he comes to town.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT I thought a “phallusy” was the worlds smallest one.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Indecent Exposure

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

@Gooma: PNG has lossless decompression. You need to do that flying from JPG.

Peter
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Peter

Yikes . . . ouch!
Where’s my knob?

chaoticbaboosh
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sounds messy

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