You know the one we mean…
Photo courtesy of Nena Louw.
Found in Phuket, Thailand.
Do this before setting your foot upon the path.
The dirt washes well
“What about the other one?”
Leave other hand in our fancy trashcan.
Is this a camp for amputee’s?
“There once was a man from Phuket………..”
There once was a man from Phuket,
who kept all his dough in a bucket,
His daughter named Mai,
Ran away with a guy,
And as for the bucket – Mai tucket.
Don’t use your other hand.
Use the special tool provided.
There aren’t any Tigers in the Thai jungles, and there ain’t no hair on a doorknob.
Laurie the lion was wild and free,
When he saw a poet under a tree,
Laurie said: “If I look real hard,
I can see a great future for this young bard.”
So it happened sooner rather than late,
That he became the poet Laurie ate.
The Thai hand job sign?
Must I beware of missing hand?
What is the sound of one hand washing?
Water rationing is getting critical!
Is it automated or will I need to wash it by hand?
Please wash we hand here
Is that the sound of one hand washing ?
@DNT : I just saw your submission ! Ooops.
@Chuck:No problem. I’m surprised that nobody posted that one earlier.
On the other hand, you could ignore the sign.
If that’s the handwashing facilities, I dread to think what the rest of the facilities are like.
Just wash the unclean hand, please
And no we don’t need to shake hands, thank you.
Must be one of those countries that’s short on toilet paper.
You don’t know where it has been.
…Or I’ll kick your arsecheek.
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