Glory Model

Glory Model

posted on 28 Oct 2014 in Vending Machines, Video Games

Ya know, it IS pretty soft to look at…

Photo courtesy of Elizabeth Giles.
Change machine found at video arcade in Hiroshima, Japan. 

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algernon
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algernon

Looks great but what does it do

algernon
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algernon

And buttons to push as well

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Who are they selling to? Are there competing change machines in the same arcade?

Stan
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Stan

Please insert the pleasant feeling and when the pattern light indicator reaches the green light, you will really feel the utter glory.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

90 percent fewer fatalities than experienced with Glory Model T-800.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Duct tape: ‘Merica, Japan, the Universe.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I know wavy, I’ve seen wavy. I’ve been wavy. This aint wavy.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Not so glory when it shortchanged me!

GwydionM
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Or you can try the Mediocrity Model, which is cheaper.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

If you think the change maker is glorious, wait ’till you try the divine pin-ball machine.

DrLex
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DrLex

This machine does not actually change your money. It just takes it and makes you forget about it with its soft wavy front panel and blinking lights.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Soft to look at. Hard to English.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Instructions:

1. Insert coins
2.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I think this machine rep resents nothing.

SF
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SF

Sometimes it gets self-excited and you get running light indications and bright pattern even without inserting any coin.

Sparky
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Sparky

Change is glorious. Don’t remove the duct tape or won’t be glorious.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

This machine resents pleasant feeling; it has a rep to protect.

Biff the Understudy
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No, no, no. His name is FitzChivalry.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Also called ‘Slut Machine’

Marum
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Marum

Function! It actually neutralises Pachenko machines, by making the balls freeze, and go nowhere while the red light is on.

he object? To drive the nips insane.

CORRECTION: Insaner.

Gooma
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Gooma

No Marum. It is actually a Battery Changer. You insert your flat batteries, and instead of doing something boring like recharging them, it turns them into Anchovy Pizzas.
YUMMM!

Marum
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Marum

HEY TOJO! Can I sell you an hyphen.

Marum
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Marum

Corection: I think it is Pachinko. (Not sure)

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Is this where you insert *insert your favorite translation*?

Marum
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Marum

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER FOR INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS 29.10.2014 Dear sirs, we have had a complaint from your Machine Rep. wherein he claims that you have publicly inferred that he is a surly curmudgeon. To whit: “Our machine re[ rp resents pleasant feeling”… and so on. He strongly contests this assertion, and is claiming compensation. As you have circulated this assertion worldwide, he feels that it will impede his chances of being employed anywhere in the world. In fact, he asserts that well may be unemployable. We await your reply. Yours Faithfully, Deputy Commissioner for Industrial Relations.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

It is so soft to look at that it need duct tape to keep it from fal
ling apart.

mofart
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mofart

Where is the hole?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Does it say ‘Ni’ or ‘Ptenng’?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

What makes the panel wavy? Maybe it’s the winds of change.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Insert money to see the running lights change to driving lights.

joooooosh
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joooooosh

Some jerk put tape over Glory Lock. How am I going to stick my Glory Key into it?

Promicarus
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Promicarus

I, too, resent pleasant feeling, when bright pattern is involved.

Alph the Fox
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Alph the Fox

If you don’t want to do it For fun, Do it for glory! No items, Fox Glory, Final Destination.

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