Glory Model

Glory Model

posted on 28 Oct 2014 in Vending Machines, Video Games

Ya know, it IS pretty soft to look at…

Photo courtesy of Elizabeth Giles.
Change machine found at video arcade in Hiroshima, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Looks great but what does it do

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

And buttons to push as well

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

Who are they selling to? Are there competing change machines in the same arcade?

Stan
Stan
5 years ago

Please insert the pleasant feeling and when the pattern light indicator reaches the green light, you will really feel the utter glory.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

90 percent fewer fatalities than experienced with Glory Model T-800.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Duct tape: ‘Merica, Japan, the Universe.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

I know wavy, I’ve seen wavy. I’ve been wavy. This aint wavy.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Not so glory when it shortchanged me!

GwydionM
5 years ago

Or you can try the Mediocrity Model, which is cheaper.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

If you think the change maker is glorious, wait ’till you try the divine pin-ball machine.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

This machine does not actually change your money. It just takes it and makes you forget about it with its soft wavy front panel and blinking lights.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Soft to look at. Hard to English.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Instructions:

1. Insert coins
2.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I think this machine rep resents nothing.

SF
SF
5 years ago

Sometimes it gets self-excited and you get running light indications and bright pattern even without inserting any coin.

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

Change is glorious. Don’t remove the duct tape or won’t be glorious.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

This machine resents pleasant feeling; it has a rep to protect.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

No, no, no. His name is FitzChivalry.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Also called ‘Slut Machine’

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Function! It actually neutralises Pachenko machines, by making the balls freeze, and go nowhere while the red light is on.

he object? To drive the nips insane.

CORRECTION: Insaner.

Gooma
Gooma
5 years ago

No Marum. It is actually a Battery Changer. You insert your flat batteries, and instead of doing something boring like recharging them, it turns them into Anchovy Pizzas.
YUMMM!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

HEY TOJO! Can I sell you an hyphen.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Corection: I think it is Pachinko. (Not sure)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Is this where you insert *insert your favorite translation*?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER FOR INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
29.10.2014

Dear sirs,
we have had a complaint from your Machine Rep. wherein he claims that you have publicly inferred that he is a surly curmudgeon.
To whit: “Our machine re[ rp resents pleasant feeling”… and so on.

He strongly contests this assertion, and is claiming compensation. As you have circulated this assertion worldwide, he feels that it will impede his chances of being employed anywhere in the world. In fact, he asserts that well may be unemployable.

We await your reply.

Yours Faithfully,

Deputy Commissioner for Industrial Relations.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

It is so soft to look at that it need duct tape to keep it from fal
ling apart.

mofart
mofart
5 years ago

Where is the hole?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Does it say ‘Ni’ or ‘Ptenng’?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

What makes the panel wavy? Maybe it’s the winds of change.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Insert money to see the running lights change to driving lights.

joooooosh
joooooosh
5 years ago

Some jerk put tape over Glory Lock. How am I going to stick my Glory Key into it?

Promicarus
Promicarus
5 years ago

I, too, resent pleasant feeling, when bright pattern is involved.

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
5 years ago

If you don’t want to do it For fun, Do it for glory! No items, Fox Glory, Final Destination.

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