Happy Day of a Pumpkin!

Happy Day of a Pumpkin!

posted on 31 Oct 2014 in Instructions

I still believe in the Miracle of the Great Pumpkin…

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Miracle pumpkins, they feed how many?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So its a holy pumpkin

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Hold the spikes insert the orifice; pumpkin turned pumpkinky…

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

I vaguely understood the instructions. It’s a miracle!

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
6 years ago

Trick is made, Halloween miracle, let’s pumpkin.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Electrocute your neighbour’s troublesome dog.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Linus falls for this every year.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

This Harroween rooks hallowing!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

The miracle of Halloween??

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Insert what into the orifice? That’s NOT OK!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Is the miracle supposed to look as if my house is burning down?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Whoever wrote these instructions can shove them up their orifice.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

You have just electrocuted the great pumpkin.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 years ago

4. Twitches the unable to drop cord. That’s OK. Now witness the miracle of CPR!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

And let’s see if you are still alive after that little stunt.

http://www.darwinawards.com

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Step 0: agree on the pumpkin’s “safe word”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@GwndionM. When I was a young Motor Mechanic in my teens, I stopped a dog peeing on my hubcaps that way. I insulated the hubcaps and used the HV. spark plug tester.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I cancelled Halloween as soon as we got to the spikes and orifice thing.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The miracle.

I walked down this long corridor, and there was this glowing being, and I had a feeling of all encompassing peace.

When I woke up in the hospital ward, the doctors told me that it took 15 minutes to revive me.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I get it!
Griswold’s Halloween.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

If it just had three spikes inserted up its orifice, I think the pumpkin would look severely pained instead of having that goofy-looking grin. Must be a miracle.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Barely able to read insructions..
That’s OK! Now you will see the miracle of Engrish!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Plugs into the power. That’s OK! They’re consenting pumpkins, and this is normal in pumpkin culture.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Kiobada. Yu tok: “Recorded? Olosem wanem?” Yu baim has long Toguba Hill ya. Narapela haus em stap long Toguba Hill antap.

Sampela man I gat laiks long kisim piksa long Myoko na arapela pisin nabout nabout. I gat gutpela 16mm camera, dispela camera I gat bigpela lens, dispel lens I lukluk longwe
TASOL! Yutupella strap long 16mm film. 😆

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

BTW. The film was shown privately at Porebada village. Two of the motuan ladies noticed, and tried it too. What you and your lady did at one stage, they aver to be impossible.
Olosem wanem yutupela wokim dispela samting?

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Easy as 1,b,3!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Gooma. Yu kisim save lo “Kegels” poro. Log taim mi lusim Gym Mande,Trinde, na Fraide, mitupela wokim bikela samting long kegel exercises. You can imagine how that always ended up.

Ating dispela meri bilong mi, em brukim ol walnut long kan bilong em. I’ve never met any other woman who can do what she does.

Ruuku
Ruuku
6 years ago

and he said “LET THERE BE LIGHT!”

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