Have a nice trip, see you next fall.

Have a nice trip, see you next fall.

posted on 17 Oct 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

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Photo courtesy of Ethan Zhao.
Found on a staircase in China.  

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

but do it gently

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Beware of the foot

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Can I english?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

You laugh, but when I was a kid a big piece of cardboard and a staircase was fun times.

coffeebot
5 years ago

Safety Sled Stairs

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

This must be the down staircase.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Mom! This slide makes my butt hurt!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

If you think that’s bad, you should see the teeter-todder.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@A Non-Y Mouse. Haha. When we were kids going to the primary school on Kirra Hill, we used to slide down it on bits of cardboard.

When one looks at it now, it is a wonder we didn’t go over the edge, and crash onto the old Pacific Highway.

Gooma
Gooma
5 years ago

It is amazing, what they can make out of Tofu.

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

It’s a trap!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If it is solidified Coconut Oil, you may have an occurrence before you reach the bottom.

Gooma
Gooma
5 years ago

MARUM! “Before you reach the bottom”

That is premature ejaculation mate. Serves you right for trying to get in that way, in the first place.

GwydionM
5 years ago

Try to avoid a bottom at the end of your slide.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If a bottom is unavoidable at the end of your slide, at least apologize afterwards.
Then make an appointment with your optician, first up in the morning.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Gently suffer injuries.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Take your time, make sure to injure yourself properly.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Be sure to hit every step on the way down, we wouldn’t want you to miss any.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

@Marum: Our sliding hills were the levees along the Mississippi. We had a similar problem at the bottom with the road that ran along it, but fortunately it wasn’t a highway.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Marum, well you need to stop poking around there then

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

Life has its ups and downs.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

The sign is missing “down the stairs on whatever you can find”

I’ve never seen a sign encouraging sliding down stairs before!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Tarnation — those are steep steps! Sliding is the only option. Almost as bad as some stretches of the Great Wall.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@ A Non-Y Mouse.

It was a thirty foot drop to the highway. If I remember correctly, (it is nigh on 60 years ago) we used to use our skin as an emergency brake. Some 20 feet or so before the edge, we would roll off the cardboard onto the grass, and GRIND to a halt.

BTW. Kirra is a beach on the Gold Coast, at Coolangatta.

As the old song went: ♫It’s hot in Brisbane, but it’s Coolangatta….Coolangatta for me♫

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

You can blame the Gold Coast Chamber of Commerce, for that literary, and musical, atrocity.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

Tofu? It looks like ice.

tadchem
tadchem
5 years ago

A practice run for Extreme Luge?
Do-it-yourself back massage?
Testing area at the Slinky factory?

asdf
asdf
5 years ago

Real translation:
Be careful, the ground is slippery.

eir
eir
5 years ago

This sign looks as if somebody didn´t slide carefully.

KribyMairo12354
KribyMairo12354
5 years ago

You must drop down, please watch to that you break your skull.

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