Have a nice trip, see you next fall.

Have a nice trip, see you next fall.

posted on 17 Oct 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

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Photo courtesy of Ethan Zhao.
Found on a staircase in China.  

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algernon
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algernon

but do it gently

algernon
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algernon

Beware of the foot

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Can I english?

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

You laugh, but when I was a kid a big piece of cardboard and a staircase was fun times.

coffeebot
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Safety Sled Stairs

jjhitt
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jjhitt

This must be the down staircase.

timmy
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timmy

Mom! This slide makes my butt hurt!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

If you think that’s bad, you should see the teeter-todder.

Marum
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Marum

@A Non-Y Mouse. Haha. When we were kids going to the primary school on Kirra Hill, we used to slide down it on bits of cardboard.

When one looks at it now, it is a wonder we didn’t go over the edge, and crash onto the old Pacific Highway.

Gooma
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Gooma

It is amazing, what they can make out of Tofu.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

It’s a trap!

Marum
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Marum

If it is solidified Coconut Oil, you may have an occurrence before you reach the bottom.

Gooma
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Gooma

MARUM! “Before you reach the bottom”

That is premature ejaculation mate. Serves you right for trying to get in that way, in the first place.

GwydionM
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Try to avoid a bottom at the end of your slide.

Marum
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Marum

If a bottom is unavoidable at the end of your slide, at least apologize afterwards.
Then make an appointment with your optician, first up in the morning.

Lora
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Lora

Gently suffer injuries.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Take your time, make sure to injure yourself properly.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Be sure to hit every step on the way down, we wouldn’t want you to miss any.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

@Marum: Our sliding hills were the levees along the Mississippi. We had a similar problem at the bottom with the road that ran along it, but fortunately it wasn’t a highway.

algernon
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algernon

Marum, well you need to stop poking around there then

Sparky
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Sparky

Life has its ups and downs.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The sign is missing “down the stairs on whatever you can find”

I’ve never seen a sign encouraging sliding down stairs before!

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Tarnation — those are steep steps! Sliding is the only option. Almost as bad as some stretches of the Great Wall.

Marum
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Marum

@ A Non-Y Mouse.

It was a thirty foot drop to the highway. If I remember correctly, (it is nigh on 60 years ago) we used to use our skin as an emergency brake. Some 20 feet or so before the edge, we would roll off the cardboard onto the grass, and GRIND to a halt.

BTW. Kirra is a beach on the Gold Coast, at Coolangatta.

As the old song went: ♫It’s hot in Brisbane, but it’s Coolangatta….Coolangatta for me♫

Marum
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Marum

You can blame the Gold Coast Chamber of Commerce, for that literary, and musical, atrocity.

EffEff
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EffEff

Tofu? It looks like ice.

tadchem
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tadchem

A practice run for Extreme Luge?
Do-it-yourself back massage?
Testing area at the Slinky factory?

asdf
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asdf

Real translation:
Be careful, the ground is slippery.

eir
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eir

This sign looks as if somebody didn´t slide carefully.

KribyMairo12354
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KribyMairo12354

You must drop down, please watch to that you break your skull.

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