He’s no dummy

He’s no dummy

posted on 27 Oct 2014 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of O.B.
Found in Harbin, China. 

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Tong
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Tong

How does he do it with hands in the back?

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Prostate stimulation, I’m guessing.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Excuse me, I have to slip into the fitting room for a couple of minutes….

Tong
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Tong

Did he……F….himself?!

Ben
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Ben

Hmmm… I always heard that makes you go blind, not bald.

algernon
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algernon

Just give him a hand

algernon
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algernon

He looks it

GwydionM
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The best solution if you bore everyone else.

JimS
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JimS

Is that a gun in his pocket, or is he just glad to see himself?

iLock
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iLock

They sell dildos.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

According to the belt, he never finished the business.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I think he’s ded.

Sparky
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Sparky

The hair goes from the head to the hands.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

A big, sparkly earring would really complete the outfit.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

SELF MADE IN CHINA

Marum
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Marum

A homosexual bloke is checking out his bum in a mirror, when he gets an erection.

He straightens up, puts down the mirror, gives it a light slap, and says: “SILLY BOY! That’s us.”

Marum
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Marum

Dummies really don’t have one.

It is like all those years ago, when the nun’s went around snapping the Penii (penises?) off the stone statues.

I have the slightly hysterical thought, of somewhere in the dim dusty archives at the Vatican, several boxes of stone Penii lurking, awaiting the advent, of a saviour armed with masking tape and Ceramic Adhedsive. 😆

Gooma
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Gooma

DEPARTMENT OF FAIR TRADING

Regulation 14.6 Section A: All store dummies have to be freshly stuffed by the Window Dresser, every Monday morning.

Gooma
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Gooma

Obviously he couldn’t find any socks, so he used Salamis.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

You Must Be Self Satisfied!

Marum
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Marum

EDIT Adhesive.

I coat my peas with Superglue, I never do too many.
I coat my peas with Superglue, and stick them to my Granny.

Marum
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Marum

@PeeBee. If you know a Gypsy man, and you are getting green marks on the inside of your thighs…you can tell him his earrings aren’t real gold.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Well, mannequins are usually big and hard…

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Coming in a store near you!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

He has to. Anyone who stimulates him would be guilty of statuary rape.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: All our precious customers are kindly asked to go f*** themselves

Biff the Understudy
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@Marum: re Vatican comment — don’t give Dan Brown any ideas.

Gooma
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Gooma

These dummies are very well designed. They only have one problem. After hours, we often find one of our staff members stuck on them.

Biff the Understudy
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“Fully functional”

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I didn’t think they made mannequins out of wood anymore.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum: i think the plural of penis is penes. I did Latin at high school but I don’t recall that word being in the syllabus. ;

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

“A hard man is good to find”
-Mae West.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’ve heard of self excited generators and alternators. The question is, is he AC or DC?

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

If you make yourself “self excited” too much, you turn into a mannequin.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@ Tong: He’s so excited, he’s crapping his hands.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

What’s with the curious bulge in the shirt heading off to its right? Is the mannequin right-handed? And is it trying to hide its hairy palms?

Marum
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Marum

@DnT Thanks mate. I will now sit down and have a martinus. (I’m only having one) From Wayne and Shuster’s skit, Rinse The Blood Off My Toga. ie. “Julie don’t go.”

TS
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TS

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