I’ll be needing that soul…
Photo courtesy of Tania Ku.
Spotted in Thailand.
Just one of the little men from the village
Doesn’t look like a sickle
Deth Monkey, from the Hairy Side of the Force
If you don’t believe me, Just ask the beheaded baboon behind me.
Read In Peace
As seen in ‘Life After Deth’
Life is short but Deth is shorter
“Death stalks you at every turn. Aah! There it is! Deeeath!”
“That’s a monkey, Grandpa.”
– with apologies to Grandpa and Lisa Simpson
Yeah, animal abuse is hilarious.
Death is hairier than I thought it would be.
…and my poop is flung upon you.
I’m too yang for you and you’re too harry for me.
– Seventy2rd o clock
Darth Vader’s pet monkey.
Does this qualify as animal abuse? Which country is this? Just wondering.
The Grim Rhesus.
And you won’t be going to Heven.
First name, Mega.
The one in back of the photo is called Taxes.
…and watch out for the 500 lb gorilla behind me with his axe, Mega Deth.
For I am become Deth, Flinger of Poo.
It’s actually worse than death.
You think that is the pole for the sign in his hands. 😳
An African bloke goes to the club to play snooker. His pet monkey jumps on the pool table and swallows one of the red balls. The African bloke apologises, pays for the ball, and leaves.
A week later, one of his friends gives the monkey a red lolly. The monkey sticks it up its bum, and then pulls it out and swallows it.
His friend says: “Eww! Did you see what your monkey just did?”
AB: ‘Yes. He checks everything red for size, since he swallowed that red snooker ball.’
Oh Deth, where is thy thing?
The “a” in his name is missing . As they say at the end of Robot Chicken, “Stoopid Monkey!”
Protest signs gone wrong
Maybe he borrowed the sign from his heavy-metal-playing friend, Deth Leopard.
And this is my brutal brother Klok.
There is no return from Monkey Hell.
He’s handcuffed by his throat to something that’s like a foot away? And this doesn’t bother any of you?
I thought his name was WUBGINBASU.
Where’s my pale horse?
This is how “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” was created.
Well hello Deth! I was expecting a grim reaper-like-outfit. Where are we? Is this hell? I guess I’m in!
My sign is my scythe and my fur is my black robe.
Not sure what this chain is for though…..
(will make sense if you have seen Bleach)
Well, he still has his chain of fate.