It always comes down to apples…

It always comes down to apples…

posted on 18 Oct 2014 in Bags/Packaging

Photo courtesy of Blair Robinson.
Pouch found in Japan. 

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GwydionM
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My love is like a red red apple. (Lobert Burns.)

timmy
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timmy

No thanks, the elephant has whiskey.

algernon
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algernon

Its not the apples I’m worried about

algernon
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algernon

Perhaps its a Republican

J-Luke
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J-Luke

While Chris hansen was on vacation…

coffeebot
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Do not get on elephants with strange giraffes.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

I tried that pick up line once; it didn’t work.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

the donkey wasn’t invited.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Found in a van by the river with empty candy wrappers.

Marum
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Marum

♫We danced and we danced on the night that we wed,
We danced and we danced for the room had no bed♪

Marum
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Marum

Q. How does a male Elephant find a female Elephant in a dark jungle pool?

A. DEEEELIGHTFULLLL.

Gooma
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Gooma

I see Sesame Street just got all kinky.

“Would you like to see how many apples I have in my home, little girl/boy?”

Gooma
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Gooma

Hey Marum! It is like that copy of the Wizard of Oz, you have in German.
When the munchkins speak English, they are cute.
When the munchkins speak German, they are sinister.

kioku
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kioku

The giraffe bullies/tricks the academically intelligent elephant.: pretending to care about her just so she will indirectly do his math homework for him. The rabbit in the background waves it’s arms frantically, trying to warn the elephant without directly confronting the giraffe.

Lora
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Lora

The elephant is pink. Go figure.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

“Do you know how many poisoned apples in my home?”
–Witch from Sleeping Beauty

Classic Steve
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And how do you like them apples?

Someone2
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Someone2

Hop in the car, little girl, and let’s count those apples! Surely you trust me after the sweets, the dance, and the smile I showed you?

sparky
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sparky

I have a couple of apples. Just saying.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

do you know how many periods and commas in my home

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Now let me see… The iPad, computer, iPod, iPhone… Got any more?

EffEff
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EffEff

Apples? What about PETs, TRS-80s, C64s, IBM PCs, and the like?

JimS
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JimS

Is this a trick question?

George
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George

It says “apples” because there’s an elephant on the package. The elephant is like tree trunks from the cartoon “Adventure Time”, who is known for her apple pie.

Casey
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Casey

Do you know how many apples in my home?

No, but I know how many bananas.

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Perhaps it’s a Democrap.

mamat
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mamat

Crafted by your dear friend, Pedobear.

Mickey Reese
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Mickey Reese

You’re the apple of my eye.

EdBoy
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EdBoy

How do you like them apples

Myself
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The giraffe and the elephant broke up soon after, citing irreconcilable differences. The giraffe was pissed by how the elephant talked about nothing but apples.

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