Photo courtesy of Blair Robinson.
Pouch found in Japan.
My love is like a red red apple. (Lobert Burns.)
No thanks, the elephant has whiskey.
Its not the apples I’m worried about
Perhaps its a Republican
While Chris hansen was on vacation…
Do not get on elephants with strange giraffes.
I tried that pick up line once; it didn’t work.
the donkey wasn’t invited.
Found in a van by the river with empty candy wrappers.
♫We danced and we danced on the night that we wed,
We danced and we danced for the room had no bed♪
Q. How does a male Elephant find a female Elephant in a dark jungle pool?
I see Sesame Street just got all kinky.
“Would you like to see how many apples I have in my home, little girl/boy?”
Hey Marum! It is like that copy of the Wizard of Oz, you have in German.
When the munchkins speak English, they are cute.
When the munchkins speak German, they are sinister.
The giraffe bullies/tricks the academically intelligent elephant.: pretending to care about her just so she will indirectly do his math homework for him. The rabbit in the background waves it’s arms frantically, trying to warn the elephant without directly confronting the giraffe.
The elephant is pink. Go figure.
“Do you know how many poisoned apples in my home?”
–Witch from Sleeping Beauty
And how do you like them apples?
Hop in the car, little girl, and let’s count those apples! Surely you trust me after the sweets, the dance, and the smile I showed you?
I have a couple of apples. Just saying.
do you know how many periods and commas in my home
Now let me see… The iPad, computer, iPod, iPhone… Got any more?
Apples? What about PETs, TRS-80s, C64s, IBM PCs, and the like?
Is this a trick question?
It says “apples” because there’s an elephant on the package. The elephant is like tree trunks from the cartoon “Adventure Time”, who is known for her apple pie.
Do you know how many apples in my home?
No, but I know how many bananas.
Perhaps it’s a Democrap.
Crafted by your dear friend, Pedobear.
You’re the apple of my eye.
How do you like them apples
The giraffe and the elephant broke up soon after, citing irreconcilable differences. The giraffe was pissed by how the elephant talked about nothing but apples.