Microwave killed my shrubs…

Microwave killed my shrubs…

posted on 19 Oct 2014 in Household Items

Try the Global Warming setting

Photo courtesy of Nicolai.

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GwydionM
6 years ago

The only microwave with built-in Agent Orange

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well it nuc’s man

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Clears the forest with a single push

Conventi
Conventi
6 years ago

Deforest Setting ? As Deforest Kelley from Star Trek ??

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

And I thought vinyls are dead

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The Microwave Who Says ‘Ni!’

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Also try our model with strip mining setting!

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

A microwave and Tri-corder all-in-one! I’m a doctor! Not a cook!

alek
alek
6 years ago

Logging was never this easy

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Conventi. You must have “boned’ up on Startrek to post that one.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hijau Rimbunan needs no bloody microwave, to deforest large areas of the Paradise Forest in PNG.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Actually! At that price, I’ll have tree.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

Christ Jim!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Microwave Oven: The easy way to clear cut a rain forest.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Dammit Jim! I’m a doctor, not a microwave oven!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The only oven that logs all your meals.

IMF
IMF
6 years ago

Agent orange machine.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Manually control the turntable by cranking and winding up.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Get rid of those pesky forests and their inhabitants at the press of a button.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

As seen on TUV.

Tom P.
Tom P.
6 years ago

Over 1,000,000 units sold in Brazil, alone!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

This microwave is endorsed by the clear cutting organizations.

TS
TS
6 years ago

Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor not a microwave!

TS
TS
6 years ago

No Bones about it…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

What power level is needed to use the deforest setting?

kemi242
kemi242
6 years ago

The 5th power level IS OVER 9000!

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Aha! Microwave caught red-handed for causing global warming.

Olio
Olio
6 years ago

Yes, it works on -that- forest too.

KirbyMario12345
KirbyMario12345
5 years ago

Global Warming now has a quite literal meaning.

Marnen Laibow-Koser
9 months ago

So it uses vacuum tubes, invented by Lee DeForest?

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