Microwave killed my shrubs…

Microwave killed my shrubs…

posted on 19 Oct 2014 in Household Items

Try the Global Warming setting

Photo courtesy of Nicolai.

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GwydionM
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The only microwave with built-in Agent Orange

algernon
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algernon

Well it nuc’s man

algernon
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algernon

Clears the forest with a single push

Conventi
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Conventi

Deforest Setting ? As Deforest Kelley from Star Trek ??

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

And I thought vinyls are dead

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The Microwave Who Says ‘Ni!’

DrLex
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DrLex

Also try our model with strip mining setting!

Chris
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Chris

A microwave and Tri-corder all-in-one! I’m a doctor! Not a cook!

alek
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alek

Logging was never this easy

Marum
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Marum

@Conventi. You must have “boned’ up on Startrek to post that one.

Marum
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Marum

Hijau Rimbunan needs no bloody microwave, to deforest large areas of the Paradise Forest in PNG.

Marum
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Marum

Actually! At that price, I’ll have tree.

Mark
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Mark

Christ Jim!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Microwave Oven: The easy way to clear cut a rain forest.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Dammit Jim! I’m a doctor, not a microwave oven!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The only oven that logs all your meals.

IMF
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IMF

Agent orange machine.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Manually control the turntable by cranking and winding up.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Get rid of those pesky forests and their inhabitants at the press of a button.

Sparky
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Sparky

As seen on TUV.

Tom P.
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Tom P.

Over 1,000,000 units sold in Brazil, alone!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

This microwave is endorsed by the clear cutting organizations.

TS
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TS

Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor not a microwave!

TS
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TS

No Bones about it…

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

What power level is needed to use the deforest setting?

kemi242
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kemi242

The 5th power level IS OVER 9000!

Peter
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Peter

Aha! Microwave caught red-handed for causing global warming.

Olio
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Olio

Yes, it works on -that- forest too.

KirbyMario12345
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KirbyMario12345

Global Warming now has a quite literal meaning.

Marnen Laibow-Koser
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So it uses vacuum tubes, invented by Lee DeForest?

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