Sophisticate the sophistication

Sophisticate the sophistication

posted on 20 Oct 2014 in Chinglish, Clothing

Once these goods change goods, they’re no good…

Photo courtesy of Leo Roubos.
Tag found with pajamas made in China. 

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DrLex
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DrLex

Engrish on card forgive not to make much sense.

algernon
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algernon

Well at least its honerable

algernon
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algernon

Take the card anywhere

Sparky
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Sparky

It’s all good. Carry on.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

In my day honor was much simpler.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

I only wanted to empress you. Now shop!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Trust me. As soon as I find an original shopping store, I promise to carry on.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Oh My Good.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

You’re no good, no good, no good, baby you’re no good.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

if ( GOODS ) {
// Execute these statements if GOODS
}
else {
// Execute these statements if GOODS
}
WTF

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

This prestige card needs to be replaced. Preferably with something good.

GwydionM
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Goods can change once, but bads change more often

Biff the Understudy
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Arrr, here in Harbor Jun, the goods be limited by the same goods number, me mateys.

Gooma
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Gooma

Look Chang!
I’m the plumber. I’m here to unblock the dunny!

Gooma
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Gooma

I don’t care if you wish to split the horrible infinitive, or if your propositional phrases to not relate to the subjective of the predicate.

I JUST NEED TO GO TO THE BLOODY TOILET.

Gooma
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Gooma

My choice of change?

Yiao!

Marum
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Marum

I don’t know about you mate?

But. I couldn’t sleep, with this tag in MY pyjamas.

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

KEEP CALM
Replace
C arry On

Marum
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Marum

If I had to go through all this crap to get a refund, I would carry on like all HELL!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Empress in three days? Now that’s what I call a promotion!

Someone2
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Someone2

I’ve tried changing goods here, but that plant just outright refuses to authenticate! It just sits there, quietly, taunting me!

Marum
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Marum

If you can’t empress the lady in three days.

You’re obviously using the wrong instrument.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I already dress, now nobody can see my goods.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The only change you can get with this card is one cent, proving that change is hard.

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

Do you understand? Good.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If the goods are lightbulbs, how many customers does it take to change one?

iLock
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iLock

It’s too tiring to read this, I think I’ll be fine without the prestige..

JimS
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JimS

Prestige Card: Don’t leave home without it!

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

And I’m not going to repeat myself any more. You guys keep coming back after I have clearly explained: Goods of change forgive not to replace!!!!

Try hitting yourselves upside the head until you start to understand.

iLock
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iLock

Did Christian Bale have another freak out?
He might need this to return some lights…
He’s forgiven for trashing them though because of The Prestige.

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