Sophisticate the sophistication

Sophisticate the sophistication

posted on 20 Oct 2014 in Chinglish, Clothing

Once these goods change goods, they’re no good…

Photo courtesy of Leo Roubos.
Tag found with pajamas made in China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Engrish on card forgive not to make much sense.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well at least its honerable

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Take the card anywhere

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

It’s all good. Carry on.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

In my day honor was much simpler.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

I only wanted to empress you. Now shop!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Trust me. As soon as I find an original shopping store, I promise to carry on.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Oh My Good.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

You’re no good, no good, no good, baby you’re no good.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

if ( GOODS ) {
// Execute these statements if GOODS
}
else {
// Execute these statements if GOODS
}
WTF

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

This prestige card needs to be replaced. Preferably with something good.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Goods can change once, but bads change more often

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Arrr, here in Harbor Jun, the goods be limited by the same goods number, me mateys.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Look Chang!
I’m the plumber. I’m here to unblock the dunny!

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

I don’t care if you wish to split the horrible infinitive, or if your propositional phrases to not relate to the subjective of the predicate.

I JUST NEED TO GO TO THE BLOODY TOILET.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

My choice of change?

Yiao!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I don’t know about you mate?

But. I couldn’t sleep, with this tag in MY pyjamas.

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
6 years ago

KEEP CALM
Replace
C arry On

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If I had to go through all this crap to get a refund, I would carry on like all HELL!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Empress in three days? Now that’s what I call a promotion!

Someone2
Someone2
6 years ago

I’ve tried changing goods here, but that plant just outright refuses to authenticate! It just sits there, quietly, taunting me!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you can’t empress the lady in three days.

You’re obviously using the wrong instrument.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I already dress, now nobody can see my goods.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The only change you can get with this card is one cent, proving that change is hard.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

Do you understand? Good.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If the goods are lightbulbs, how many customers does it take to change one?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

It’s too tiring to read this, I think I’ll be fine without the prestige..

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Prestige Card: Don’t leave home without it!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

And I’m not going to repeat myself any more. You guys keep coming back after I have clearly explained: Goods of change forgive not to replace!!!!

Try hitting yourselves upside the head until you start to understand.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Did Christian Bale have another freak out?
He might need this to return some lights…
He’s forgiven for trashing them though because of The Prestige.

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