The Classical Song of English

The Classical Song of English

posted on 2 Oct 2014 in Music

Photos courtesy of Stefan Letizia.
 Chinese CD found in Chinatown, Boston.

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algernon
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algernon

Is Neville bi, the windgs will see to that

algernon
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algernon

What golor the wind then

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I love Whieney Houston.

DrLex
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DrLex

We need more tonightice. It’s too damn hot to ibrate our love here.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Teh songs

DrLex
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DrLex

Warning: prolonged listening to this album will lead to severe jaundice.

iLock
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iLock

Only on teh internet…and in this case Chinatown, Boston too..

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I prefer A Song of Erupoe

iLock
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iLock

@algernon: He’s bi with Aaron

iLock
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iLock

The curious case of boy men

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Tonight Ice Scream

iLock
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iLock

We are the world, by… no one

Brosephski
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Brosephski

Oh come on. I think at this point it actually took more effort to mess up half of these song titles and artist names than to get them right. Do Chinese bootleg PCs have some kind of feature that automatically butchers everything you copy and paste?

DrLex
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DrLex

@jjhitt: I prefer Whieney Honston.

Brosephski
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Brosephski

@jjhitt: You realize Whieney Houston is just a misspelling right? Her real name is Whieney Honston, as it says under song no. 5.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

What? No Motorhead?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The Song of Engrish is resonating between my ears. It Can Be Stopped!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

All your up are belongs to us.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

What! They left out Elvis’ “Rove Me Tendel” and Andy William’s ” Moon Liver”.

The_YongGrand
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The_YongGrand

Where’s “Fry me to the moon”? 😀

Sparky
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Sparky

Why is Yesterday on Today’s Best Love Song.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

You right up my rife.

Bob
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Bob

I always liked Pcabo bry sin, and Peabo bry son is all right, but I never cared much for Peabo Brysone

And I never thought of “Eye of the Tiger” as a love song…

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

Flying is very easier with my new windgs!

Chuck
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Chuck

A: Vanessa Williams Williams.

Q: If Vanessa married Andy…

GwydionM
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In Rocky 7, the hero gouges out the eyes of a tiger. Hear the song here.

GwydionM
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We belongs up a nice Englishwoman, just as Joe Cocker said

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I can’t believe they misspelled Crassical and Engrish. It’s supposed to be “The Crassical song of Engrish”

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

When just one eye of the tiger is not enough.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Highway to her

Lora
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Lora

Disney’s Pocahontas is now internet-friendly with their song
Golors of teh wind”:

Hav u evr herd teh wulf kry tp teh blu corn moon,
Or askedd teh grining bobLOLcat y he grined?
Can u paint whit all teh vocies of teh mownten?
Can u paint whit all teh golors of teh wind?
Can u paint whit all teh golors of teh wind.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They left out “She’s got Betee midler Eyes”.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Seems Glenuine.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

I’m trying to figure out how Eye of the Tiger is a love song.

Tom P.
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Tom P.

No wonder Bobby Brown was so harsh, what with Ms. Houston Weining all the time.

iLock
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iLock

@Stopchicks: Eye of the Tiger isn’t a love song.
Eyes of the Tiger is, it’s when one tigers eye meets teh other and
they fall in love.

iLock
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iLock

Now someone need to record these versions!!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

@iLock: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

iLock
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iLock

@Stopchicks: No problem, Captain Oblivious.

Dervrak
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Dervrak

Neville and Bi. A favorite of men and women alike!

Mc-Taz
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Mc-Taz

English is actually a romance language.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Oh boy, what a genius comeback. I am properly rebuked. *rolls eyes*

Marum
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Marum

I hear that the beast had a “real beauty” too.

That’s what the beauty liked about him.

Marum
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Marum

@iLock & Stopchicks.

There once was a lady from Riga,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger,
They came back from the ride,
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

Mark
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Mark

Why, Coach Belichick, I didn’t know you cared…

IMF
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IMF

Best songs of today – Photo: 1993.
Did I see a Rocky song on there?
Joe Cocker: Not who you think it is.
Personal Favorite: The old interwebz classic – Colors of TEH wind.

Jay
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Jay

for teh wind

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Nobody said anything about “We Are The World”?

Unless you count it as celebrity self-love (“Oh, what heroes we are for singing this song that supposedly will help the starving in Ethiopia!”).

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