This adverb sucks

This adverb sucks

posted on 23 Oct 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

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algernon
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algernon

Jump possibly

szk
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szk

And what about the verbs?

algernon
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algernon

Do what?

GwydionM
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Verbs fly over the rainbow
Why oh why can’t I?

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I see the publishers of Mad-Libs are branching out into new printing ventures.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I noun nothing about adjectives.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Swim and must know at noun.

– Adjective beard

JimS
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JimS

Something something period

DrLex
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DrLex

Hey, isn’t “forbidden” an adjective?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

As seen in ‘Adjective of the Nouns’

Sparky
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Sparky

And don’t show your dangling participle.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

No wonder there are so many dirty adjectives.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Lifeguard at this beach:
“Hey, stupid! Out of the water NOW!
“But you over there, you’re OK, man.”

iLock
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iLock

…Or the Grammar Police will arrest you
and will be forced to listen to them complain annoyingly and excessively!

(The Grammar Police are like the opposite of us – we laugh at Engrish,
they get mad at it! Silly people they is).

iLock
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iLock

..and *you* will be forced to listen, I mean… Oops did they see me?!
Gotta boost outta here!

iLock
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iLock

No noun means you drown.

iLock
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iLock

I don’t swim, therefore I … wait a sec, how am I supposed to even
enjoy this lake … ok, no adjectives, hmm, I won’t swim, I am the water,
there is no adjectives, only water.

iLock
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iLock

Your confused frown is a noun… congrats, come on in!

iLock
Guest
iLock

This is just nounsense really.

iLock
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iLock

The forbidden adjective, oooohhh… is it f@ck??

iLock
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iLock

*Wait that’s a verb (well, f@ck can be used in every sense now),
but swimming’s a verb too..um ignore some of my comments then haha.

I’m tired though and the Engrish confused me and got my
verbs and adjectives mixed up!

iLock
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iLock

Describe the forbidden adjective to me…

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

We need to organize a march for the civil rights of adjective’s! This is clearly discrimination.

iLock
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iLock

WARNING: Adjectives are bad objectives.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

and I thought this would only happen in the Forbidden City of China.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Instructions:

*insert your favorite noun* area bathing *insert your favorite adjective* forbidden

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The logo reminds me of . . . well, non – bathing.

Luke
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Luke

Wow, is this one ever far off… it says “Caution! Deep water close to shore.”

Marum
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Marum

It’s all queer to me.

Marum
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Marum

NO NUDE BATHING.

we DO NOT want to see your adjectives.

Salome
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Salome

The heading says it all. It should read: ‘Noun area bathing adverb forbidden.’ And some punctuation would be nice, too.

Auntie
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Auntie

No idea what the triangular icon even alludes to. What is that thing sticking up out of the “waves”. May be it’s the missing Noun and Adjective.

Marum
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Marum

Its easy. The bars warn you of a sharp drop-off after the last red bar. That is where you stand for abyss.

Gooma
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Gooma

So Marum. If you step over the last one, then you will be null and VOID.

Marum
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Marum

@ Luke. Is the third line Malay script?

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

Engrish from Israel? That’s something completely new.

Salome
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Salome

Blimey, I’m unpopular today!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Is this near conjunction junction?

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Heh. Apparently my joke was too subtle for people to get. Or maybe it was just lame, or both. I dunno.

Stupid = adjective = forbidden to bathe there.
Man = noun = no problem, he’s in the noun area.

Kioku
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Kioku

The town rule are written in madlib format and blanks are filled in either by vote or round robbin style depending on the rule!

pasdrole
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pasdrole

The sign is simply grammerist. Give us free [parts of] speech!

GK
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GK

Are articles invited?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Words fail me!

Gene Vacan't
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Gene Vacan't

Are they trying to preposition me?

Lord Gaben
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Lord Gaben

Lol guys its fake…
I have been there, its one of the beaches in sea of galilee

Remember me?
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Remember me?

Teachers not allowed

Peter
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Peter

Phrasal verbs suck big time.
Verbal abuse against them allowed.

bat Malka
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bat Malka

@Marum The third language is Arabic.
There may be deep water near the shore, but clearly swimming is permitted. There are 3 people in the water, to the left of the sign.

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