This adverb sucks

This adverb sucks

posted on 23 Oct 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Mike Machlin.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Jump possibly

szk
szk
6 years ago

And what about the verbs?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Do what?

GwydionM
6 years ago

Verbs fly over the rainbow
Why oh why can’t I?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I see the publishers of Mad-Libs are branching out into new printing ventures.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I noun nothing about adjectives.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Swim and must know at noun.

– Adjective beard

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Something something period

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Hey, isn’t “forbidden” an adjective?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

As seen in ‘Adjective of the Nouns’

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

And don’t show your dangling participle.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

No wonder there are so many dirty adjectives.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Lifeguard at this beach:
“Hey, stupid! Out of the water NOW!
“But you over there, you’re OK, man.”

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

…Or the Grammar Police will arrest you
and will be forced to listen to them complain annoyingly and excessively!

(The Grammar Police are like the opposite of us – we laugh at Engrish,
they get mad at it! Silly people they is).

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

..and *you* will be forced to listen, I mean… Oops did they see me?!
Gotta boost outta here!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

No noun means you drown.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I don’t swim, therefore I … wait a sec, how am I supposed to even
enjoy this lake … ok, no adjectives, hmm, I won’t swim, I am the water,
there is no adjectives, only water.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Your confused frown is a noun… congrats, come on in!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

This is just nounsense really.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

The forbidden adjective, oooohhh… is it f@ck??

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

*Wait that’s a verb (well, f@ck can be used in every sense now),
but swimming’s a verb too..um ignore some of my comments then haha.

I’m tired though and the Engrish confused me and got my
verbs and adjectives mixed up!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Describe the forbidden adjective to me…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

We need to organize a march for the civil rights of adjective’s! This is clearly discrimination.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

WARNING: Adjectives are bad objectives.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

and I thought this would only happen in the Forbidden City of China.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Instructions:

*insert your favorite noun* area bathing *insert your favorite adjective* forbidden

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The logo reminds me of . . . well, non – bathing.

Luke
Luke
6 years ago

Wow, is this one ever far off… it says “Caution! Deep water close to shore.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It’s all queer to me.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

NO NUDE BATHING.

we DO NOT want to see your adjectives.

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

The heading says it all. It should read: ‘Noun area bathing adverb forbidden.’ And some punctuation would be nice, too.

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

No idea what the triangular icon even alludes to. What is that thing sticking up out of the “waves”. May be it’s the missing Noun and Adjective.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Its easy. The bars warn you of a sharp drop-off after the last red bar. That is where you stand for abyss.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

So Marum. If you step over the last one, then you will be null and VOID.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@ Luke. Is the third line Malay script?

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

Engrish from Israel? That’s something completely new.

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

Blimey, I’m unpopular today!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Is this near conjunction junction?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Heh. Apparently my joke was too subtle for people to get. Or maybe it was just lame, or both. I dunno.

Stupid = adjective = forbidden to bathe there.
Man = noun = no problem, he’s in the noun area.

Kioku
Kioku
6 years ago

The town rule are written in madlib format and blanks are filled in either by vote or round robbin style depending on the rule!

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

The sign is simply grammerist. Give us free [parts of] speech!

GK
GK
6 years ago

Are articles invited?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Words fail me!

Gene Vacan't
Gene Vacan't
6 years ago

Are they trying to preposition me?

Lord Gaben
Lord Gaben
6 years ago

Lol guys its fake…
I have been there, its one of the beaches in sea of galilee

Remember me?
Remember me?
6 years ago

Teachers not allowed

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Phrasal verbs suck big time.
Verbal abuse against them allowed.

bat Malka
bat Malka
6 years ago

@Marum The third language is Arabic.
There may be deep water near the shore, but clearly swimming is permitted. There are 3 people in the water, to the left of the sign.

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