To die for….

To die for….

posted on 30 Oct 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

They serve killer pastries here…

Photo courtesy of Andrew Eastman.
Found in Busan, Korea.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Try our nightshade loaf

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Our cyanide pies are are to die for

GwydionM
6 years ago

Eat here and you’ll never want to eat anywhere else!

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Talk about a toxic work environment…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

the owner has been wondering why his customers never return for second time.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

With a name like Poison, it has to be good.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Talk frosting to me.
Something to indulge in.
Nothin’ but a good pie.
Unskinny (muffin)top.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Want to get rid of your mother-in-law? This is the place to be.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

♫ I got the poison, I got the bakery.
I got the pulsating, rhythmical pastries ♫

– The Prodigy

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Waiter, I found a hair in sandwich.
It looks like it’s from Bret Michaels hair piece…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Every Roze koek has it’s fondant.

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
6 years ago

I’ll take a murderer’s dozen of the knishes.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Customers are dying to get in here.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Ask about our Boss’s Day Special.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Eikichi Onizuka’s favorite eatery.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Have you tried Step Mom’s Snow White apple dumplings? They’re to die for!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

SO!! What’s so novel about baked fish?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Puts me in mind of the scene from ‘Allo ‘Allo.. Mimi le Bonc has poisoned the bottle of wine, much to Rene’s horror.

The German Officer asks: “Iss zis a gut bottle of Wein?”

Mimi replies: “This is the best bottle of wine you will drink for the rest of your life.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I wonder why they used the German word for kitchen = Küche (pl Die Küchen)?
Is it the same pronunciation in Korean?

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Aiyo Kiobada! Yu sampela longlong waitman oa wanem? Em “cake: stap.

De. Die Kuchen = cake; Unless you prefer Schwartzwaldtorte. 😀

Yes what you did with the Black Forest Cake, and your Asian lady, by that “private” pool, after midnight that night. Was seen. (And recorded)
No wonder the Motu ladies used to lust after you. Little wonder they can’t prise you away from that delectable lady of yours.
BTW. Were you trying to rewrite the Karmasutra, or at least reedit to the Karma Aranga?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This is all we knead!

Classic Steve
6 years ago

So that’s where the members of Bell Biv DeVoe wound up.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hell Gooma! Where were the buggers? Emmelita would be mortified. They must have been “right on to me”, when I brought her up to PNG that trip. I should have expected that.

We thought we were safe behind the 7foot+ high colorbond fence.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Located next door to Antidote Pizza.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Lora. An Amoxcillin Pizza with Clavanic Acid topping should cure most things including appetite.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Right next door to the Murder Butcher Shop.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

“Death or cake?”

TS
TS
6 years ago

Try our “Death by Chocolate” cake.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The official bakery of the local poison factory.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Speaking of poison factory, I wonder if they have any mice problems 😀

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Deth works here.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Recorded? Olsem wanem?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

@ droll not troll. Sure it wasn’t the Eastwood family Butchery

https://www.engrish.com/2012/11/donner-party-of-6/

szk
szk
6 years ago

@Droll not Troll, TS

Are you guys forgetting?

I think you meant to say

“Deth or cake?”

and

Try our “Deth by Chocolate” cake.

Promicarus
Promicarus
6 years ago

Try the bitter almond marzipan!

DiegoC
DiegoC
6 years ago

I’ll bet the Korean part reads:

“Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here.”

Oborout
Oborout
6 years ago

Give the gift of gift!

(Sprechen sie deutsche?)

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

Run by the wiked witch from Snow White. Specializes in apple pie.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Owned by venomous bakers.

Teh Engrish
Teh Engrish
6 years ago

Pastries with lead

mamat
mamat
6 years ago

Batman: My parents are bread!!

Whirled One
Whirled One
6 years ago

I believe Mr. Yuck works there.

Mr. Yuck is mean; Mr. Yuck is *green*!

niiatsrce
niiatsrce
6 years ago

There is no “help wanted” sign in the window, so I’m guessing the staff don’t eat there.

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