To die for….

To die for….

posted on 30 Oct 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

They serve killer pastries here…

Photo courtesy of Andrew Eastman.
Found in Busan, Korea.

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algernon
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algernon

Try our nightshade loaf

algernon
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algernon

Our cyanide pies are are to die for

GwydionM
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Eat here and you’ll never want to eat anywhere else!

Ben
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Ben

Talk about a toxic work environment…

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

the owner has been wondering why his customers never return for second time.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

With a name like Poison, it has to be good.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Talk frosting to me.
Something to indulge in.
Nothin’ but a good pie.
Unskinny (muffin)top.

DrLex
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DrLex

Want to get rid of your mother-in-law? This is the place to be.

iLock
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iLock

♫ I got the poison, I got the bakery.
I got the pulsating, rhythmical pastries ♫

– The Prodigy

iLock
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iLock

Waiter, I found a hair in sandwich.
It looks like it’s from Bret Michaels hair piece…

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Every Roze koek has it’s fondant.

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

I’ll take a murderer’s dozen of the knishes.

Sparky
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Sparky

Customers are dying to get in here.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Ask about our Boss’s Day Special.

Biff the Understudy
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Eikichi Onizuka’s favorite eatery.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Have you tried Step Mom’s Snow White apple dumplings? They’re to die for!

Marum
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Marum

SO!! What’s so novel about baked fish?

Marum
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Marum

Puts me in mind of the scene from ‘Allo ‘Allo.. Mimi le Bonc has poisoned the bottle of wine, much to Rene’s horror.

The German Officer asks: “Iss zis a gut bottle of Wein?”

Mimi replies: “This is the best bottle of wine you will drink for the rest of your life.”

Marum
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Marum

I wonder why they used the German word for kitchen = Küche (pl Die Küchen)?
Is it the same pronunciation in Korean?

Gooma
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Gooma

Aiyo Kiobada! Yu sampela longlong waitman oa wanem? Em “cake: stap.

De. Die Kuchen = cake; Unless you prefer Schwartzwaldtorte. 😀

Yes what you did with the Black Forest Cake, and your Asian lady, by that “private” pool, after midnight that night. Was seen. (And recorded)
No wonder the Motu ladies used to lust after you. Little wonder they can’t prise you away from that delectable lady of yours.
BTW. Were you trying to rewrite the Karmasutra, or at least reedit to the Karma Aranga?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This is all we knead!

Classic Steve
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So that’s where the members of Bell Biv DeVoe wound up.

Marum
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Marum

Hell Gooma! Where were the buggers? Emmelita would be mortified. They must have been “right on to me”, when I brought her up to PNG that trip. I should have expected that.

We thought we were safe behind the 7foot+ high colorbond fence.

Lora
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Lora

Located next door to Antidote Pizza.

Marum
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Marum

@Lora. An Amoxcillin Pizza with Clavanic Acid topping should cure most things including appetite.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Right next door to the Murder Butcher Shop.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

“Death or cake?”

TS
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TS

Try our “Death by Chocolate” cake.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The official bakery of the local poison factory.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Speaking of poison factory, I wonder if they have any mice problems 😀

iLock
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iLock

Deth works here.

Marum
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Marum

Recorded? Olsem wanem?

algernon
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algernon

@ droll not troll. Sure it wasn’t the Eastwood family Butchery

https://www.engrish.com/2012/11/donner-party-of-6/

szk
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szk

@Droll not Troll, TS

Are you guys forgetting?

I think you meant to say

“Deth or cake?”

and

Try our “Deth by Chocolate” cake.

Promicarus
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Promicarus

Try the bitter almond marzipan!

DiegoC
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DiegoC

I’ll bet the Korean part reads:

“Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here.”

Oborout
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Oborout

Give the gift of gift!

(Sprechen sie deutsche?)

kioku
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kioku

Run by the wiked witch from Snow White. Specializes in apple pie.

Peter
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Peter

Owned by venomous bakers.

Teh Engrish
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Teh Engrish

Pastries with lead

mamat
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mamat

Batman: My parents are bread!!

Whirled One
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Whirled One

I believe Mr. Yuck works there.

Mr. Yuck is mean; Mr. Yuck is *green*!

niiatsrce
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niiatsrce

There is no “help wanted” sign in the window, so I’m guessing the staff don’t eat there.

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